This lad probably doesn't like me

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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:51 am

I sent this lad an ASEM sending him to the Pru Bank Makola Branch with a WU Secure Transfer form. He came back saying he didn't get the money (which means he didn't get arrested) but then sent me his script even after I told him that he tried to steal from an orphanage and that he was going to burn in hell. I decided that he really wants me to bait him.

As you read this, keep in mind that I am Rev. Caleb M@rtin.

Note: After he returned from the Pru bank, he gave me a bank account to deposit the money into. Because I couldn't link it to a scam (and because he forgot to give me the account holder name), I decided to get the same account out of him another way. I contacted him from another e-mail address to go along with his script and deal with the barrister and all of that.

Note: This priest has a bit of a foul mouth.

I don't usually act like this toward lads, but the fact that this one kept calling me daddy made me decide to completely dominate everything. He hasn't dropped me yet, which is shocking.

Here's our conversation...(I'll update it, it should be very close to done)

me: You get my e-mail?
zuglu: hello
yes
why don't you want me to call you daday
daddy
me: Listen, I'm a laid back guy. My church doesn't follow every rule that most churches do. Be nice to people, don't do anything in excess, don't lie, don't steal, don't do any harm to people if they don't provoke you, and you will get into Heaven.
Because I don't like it.
So don't call me that.
zuglu: but Rev i don't have any one
me: I am not your father
So don't call me daddy
Understood?
If you call me daddy one more time you can forget me helping you
I'm not all that happy with you after the shit you tried to pull before, but someone who is desperate enough to try to steal from children who are parentless must really need help
So that's why I am going to help you
zuglu: have here you Rev
i want to send you email that you are going to give to the company
me: Ok, sounds good
Sent at 10:15 PM on Monday
zuglu: please rev why are you not happy with me
me: You tried to steal $10,000 that was intended for orphans
And put it in your pocket
And don't try to tell me otherwise
I'm not a fool
zuglu: no rev
me: That money was from members of my Church
Is your name Alibaba Bello?
zuglu: i can not do that god is the only one that know
me: If your name is not Alibaba Bello, you should not have acted like you were
Don't give me that bullshit
zuglu: i can not do that
me: But you would've taken my $10,000 no problem
If you had half a brain you would've gotten it
Alibaba went to the bank and got it
zuglu: but rev i told you
that why are you sending that money
me: Listen to me
You don't have to try to lie and say that you were not going to steal that money. I'm fine with it.
You need help.
You are poor and hungry.
That is why you wanted to do it.
It's ok.
zuglu: and you told me that i have to give it to the orphanage
me: Who is Dorcas Osei and Dimah Karim?
zuglu: and we are living out the camp with some orphanage in the camp no one to help us out
i we like you to still try and come to Ghana to see for your self too
me: Why would I go to Ghana?
I would get murdered
zuglu: she is at the comp with us Dorcas Osei
me: I like life. I don't want to die yet. When God chooses my time, I am going to die. I'm not going to put myself in danger for no reason.
That would be foolish.
Listen, please send me the e-mail about the company
What am I going to have to do?
zuglu: okay
out now my mum have being in the hosp for week now
me: What?
Sent at 10:26 PM on Monday
zuglu: my Mum have being sick in the hosp for a week now
me: I'm very sorry to hear that.
zuglu: is okay
i we send you all the inform so we can get this boxes okay
me: Ok
Now what is this company
zuglu: the company is in Ghana and us
Sent at 10:30 PM on Monday
zuglu: i we send you the email that you are going to to the company that is what my sick mum told me
me: Why aren't you having people in your orphanage help you?
Dorcas Osei or Dimah Karim?
Sent at 10:32 PM on Monday
zuglu: she is a orphan too
me: I have to go to the bathroom, hold on a minute
zuglu: okay
i we send you all inform okay
Sent at 10:35 PM on Monday
zuglu: but Rev try and send the email today with the document
me: Send me the info now
E-mail it to me
zuglu: i am doing it now please wait
Sent at 10:38 PM on Monday
me: Where is it?
zuglu: please rev
me: Please what
Sent at 10:45 PM on Monday
me: Hm?
zuglu: please rev i have the email of the Barr
but i am looking for the email of the company please
address
Sent at 10:49 PM on Monday
me: Find it?
Hey, listen
If I sent the money to you could you take care of it and then send me my percentage?
Whatever money it is to pick up the box
That way it saves me stress, I'm a very busy man
???
Sent at 10:55 PM on Monday
zuglu: yes
me: You already gave me bank account info to send the money to, tell me how much the company wants and I'll pay you tomorrow morning
And you take care of it
Keep in touch with me and let me know how everything is going
I don't want to deal with a bunch of people, I want to deal with you
I trust you
Then after it's taken care of, buy a plane ticket to come see me
And we'll celebrate the completion of the deal
Have some drinks
Sound good?
HELLO
zuglu: okay
i thing i we meet with the Barr and tell him about it
me: I don't have time for this foolish shit
Do you want my help or not
zuglu: okay
you can send me any money in the
me: Well how much is it going to be?
zuglu: account
i gave to you
is that okay
me: And then what
Send me an e-mail
Telling me how this is going to work
zuglu: yes rev
me: I need to save it so I can look back at it
zuglu: please
wait
me: Wait, can you e-mail me the account again too? I can't find that e-mail
I don't have time to wait
I am leaving Wednesday morning
I am going to Belize
And I'm not coming back for three weeks
zuglu: yes
me: So send me the e-mail
Tell me the account information, and tell me how this deal is going to work, step-by-step
zuglu: okay i we send it now
me: As soon as I get that e-mail I will send the money
The exact amount
I'm trusting you not to rip me off
I pray that you won't
I want you to tell me exactly how this is going to work
zuglu: like $6500
usd
me: To pick up a box?
zuglu: i thing so
me: Jesus Christ that's a lot of fucking money
Ok
Send me the info tell me exactly how this is going to work
zuglu: but Rev i we like to ask you just one thing
me: What?
zuglu: can you help us with $300us this morning
me: Aren't I helping you enough?
zuglu: so i can meet my mum
me: It's 8:00 at night
The bank isn't open
zuglu: the Dr need so money for my mum
me: Tell me how much the fees are for the box
And that is what I am going to pay
I am helping you plenty
zuglu: for the boxes i we talk to the Barr
me: This is time you could be spending typing my e-mail
So type it!
zuglu: but in the morning try to help me with the $300 usd so i can go to the hosp to see my sick mum
me: What the fuck did I just tell you?
I will send the money for the box
That is enough
I am sending that in the morning
I am going out of the God damn country in 2 fucking days I have to take care of this now
So send me the e-mail
With step by step information
And exactly how much it will cost
Call the barrister now and find out
I don't have a lot of time
And then I will pay you
For the box
Nothing extra
zuglu: okay
me: I'm not made of money
I gotta buy food for the homeless
zuglu: i love thanks and my good god bless you Rev
me: In my own fucking city, not half way across the God damn world
I'm helping you though
So you can't say I'm not
Now send that e-mail so that I have it to look back on
Tell me EXACTLY how this is going to work
What you will be doing with the money I send you
How long it will take
And send me the bank account info again
Make sure you send the account holder name, I remember last time you didn't send me the account holder name
And God bless you
I am glad I can help you
You can just give me 15%
zuglu: AND MY GOD BLESS YOU REV HAVE A BLESS DAY
me: Go to the strip club and get a shitload of dances and get really drunk and show them your brand new Rolls Royce
zuglu: I WE SEND YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
me: And say I'm the richest man in Ghana
Make sure I get that e-mail soon
zuglu: OKAY
Sent at 11:15 PM on Monday
zuglu: Bye is so late in Ghana i have to go in now we love you STAY BLESS
Sent at 11:18 PM on Monday
me: Where's my e-mail?
Do not leave before I have that e-mail
Sent at 11:20 PM on Monday
zuglu: OKAY I WE
Sent at 11:22 PM on Monday
me: You are working on it right
Sent at 11:30 PM on Monday
me: ?????
Sent at 11:32 PM on Monday
me: Come on man it's past my bedtime it's almost 9:00. Make sure the e-mail is complete though, I want to have all the info so I can read it before I go to bed. Then I will go to the bank tomorrow morning.
zuglu: I HAVE SENT YOU EMAIL
me: NO NO NO
I AM NOT DEALING WITH NO FUCKING BARRISTER
THAT IS YOUR JOB
You are to give me your personal bank account or the one you want the money to be put into
And tell me how you plan to get the box with the money I send
I am not dealing with no barristers
I am not dealing with no companies
I am dealing with YOU.
You only.
Do you understand?
I am sending you the money
You are to take care of everything with the barrister
And you are to take care of everything with the company
Get the box
Then come give me my 15%
That e-mail means nothing to me
me: There's no account holder name
I need the account holder name
zuglu: I HAVE JUST SENT EMAIL TO YOU
me: Re-send it with the account holder name
Bank name, UNTIED BANK FOR AFRICA GHANA LIMITED ,,
Bank ADDRESS,, HERITAGE TOWER, AMBASSADORIAL ENCLAVE. WEST RIDGE .ACCRA PMB 29, MINISTRIES ACCRA,)
Swift code, ( STBGGHAC )
Account ( 01909483901526 )
No name
zuglu: YES
me: Who is the account holder?
Tell me in e-mail I need to have it tomorrow morning
But send it now
So I can get up and go
zuglu: PLEASE CAN YOU CALL ME NOW
me: Why?
It's expensive
Talking on here is free
zuglu: I DON'T GET YOU, Who is the account holder?
me: The account belongs to someone
There is a name
Of the person who has the account
I need the name
zuglu: OKAY
me: And I need you to double check and make sure the information is correct
zuglu: THIS IS THE NAME, GIFT OKOTIE
me: E-mail it
With the rest of the info
zuglu: OKAY
me: I'm going to print it out
Sent at 11:58 PM on Monday
zuglu: I HAVE JUST SEND IT
me: Thank you
God bless you
Finally I can get some sleep after you keep me up all night
I'll send it in the morning
zuglu: BUT REV TRY TO HELP ME TO PAY SOME MONEY FOR MY MUM
me: I'll think about it
I'm not sending nothing by Western Union
zuglu: YES
me: No
No fucking way
Never
I don't trust it
Tell the hospital to contact me
zuglu: THE NAME IS Dorcas Osei
me: The name for what?
zuglu: OKAY
me: Okay what
zuglu: BUT IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER NO WANT TO PICK IT UP
me: Listen
What the fuck is Docras Osei?
Is the name Gift Okotie?
Or Dorcas Osei?
zuglu: REV YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME I CAN TELL YOU WHAT IS NOT GOING ON WITH MY MUM
me: Answer my question
zuglu: FOR THE MONEY I ASK YOU ABOUT MY MUM DON'T WERRY
me: What is the name on the account
Is it Gift Okotie or Dorcas Osei?
For the $6500
???
zuglu: OKAY
me: OKAY WHAT?????????
zuglu: I AM OKAY
me: Can you answer my question?
zuglu: IF I GET THIS BOXES I CAN HELP MY MUM
me: What is the name on the bank account that I am sending the $6500 to
Gift Okotie or Dorcas Osei?
Don't tell me about the weather in Accra or anything else
Just tell me what the name is
zuglu: THIS IS THE NAME IN THE ACCOUNT Gift Okotie
me: Ok
So who the fuck is Dorcas?
And why would you confuse me like that
Come on man
zuglu: THANKS I AM OKAY WITH WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR US
Sent at 12:07 AM on Tuesday
zuglu: FOR THE MONEY I ASK YOU FOR THE DOCTOR I WE TELL HIM TO WAIT
me: Ok, good enough
I'm not a God damn bank
Have a good night Zuglu
I'll send the money in the morning
zuglu: I AM NOT I MAN I AND I AM JUST GO TO 19 AGE
me: Then you are a man
Sent at 12:10 AM on Tuesday
zuglu: I NEED TO STILL GO BACK TO SCHOOL THIS BOXES LIVE GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY
Sent at 12:11 AM on Tuesday
me: What's that got to do with anything?
zuglu: PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME WITH YOUR ADDRESS THE BECAUSE THE BOXES HAVE TO COME TO YOUR COUNTRY
me: You are going to have millions of dollars
No they don't
Hold on
zuglu: NO
I CAN NOT HAVE THAT SO MUCH MONEY
me: 7424 118 Ave, N.W. Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
zuglu: THANKS
I HOPE THEY CAN YOU THAT NUMBER TO TALK TO YOU ANY TIME
Sent at 12:14 AM on Tuesday
me: Good night Zuglu
zuglu: OKAY
You have blocked zuglu. You can no longer see each other online or chat together. Unblock zuglu

End result: I got my piggy, linked to his scam. I'll get a different piggy from another e-mail address. And, I had fun. Time to e-mail Alan.

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:47 pm

I think this lad is mugu gold and it would be enjoyable for a lot of you to bait him. If he is willing to take as much abuse as I gave him, then who knows what he'd be willing to do. Since this forum is public, PM me for his info

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:26 pm

Wow thought you guys were playing the wrong answer game for a bit. Very funny.

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