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charliegrs
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Joined: 13 Sep 2010
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Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:06 am |
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"William Smith" decided Id be a good person to engage in international financial transactions with. And He's right! I was more than willing to help.
Imtrpnoutonshrms: <-- Me.
"William Smith": <-- Nigerian scammer. Real name most likely Atoomba Matoombamoomba
william smith: hey my niga whats up
william smith: long time
william smith: how is state
imtrpnoutonshrms: who the fuck are you
william smith: so you forgot easily
imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah so who are you
william smith: the guy that discussed some deal with you sometime ago
imtrpnoutonshrms: oh yeah what deal
william smith: about USD5M
william smith: you remember
imtrpnoutonshrms: nope
imtrpnoutonshrms: dont remember
imtrpnoutonshrms: sorry
william smith: ok the deal is still hanging
imtrpnoutonshrms: oh ok so what do i do
william smith: i can give you some information so that you contact the bank and put your claim to the fund
imtrpnoutonshrms: cant you just mail the money to me
william smith: no that is not going to be posible because the fund in question is with the bank
imtrpnoutonshrms: so take it out of the bank and send it to me ok thanks
imtrpnoutonshrms: US postal service
william smith: you can open a fresh account for the transaction if you dont want to use your personal account
imtrpnoutonshrms: if you take it out of the bank and send it to me i will put it in my account
william smith: i cant claim the money myself that saw why i needed an outsider
imtrpnoutonshrms: why cant you claim it
william smith: why should i need your assistance if i can claim it it myself
imtrpnoutonshrms: so what do i have to do
william smith: because am an insider it will raise eye brow
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok so what do i do
william smith: i will forward you the necessary needed information to enable you contact the bank
imtrpnoutonshrms: how much money is it
william smith: i told you is USD5MILLION
imtrpnoutonshrms: thats it?
william smith: yeah
imtrpnoutonshrms: thats not very much
william smith: this is a clean deal no risk involve
imtrpnoutonshrms: how much will it cost me to get the money
william smith: that is what i can say exactly but i know it wont cost much if all it going to cost anything
william smith: i will do all the paper work so dont worry about that
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok do when do you mail me the money
william smith: i dont get you
imtrpnoutonshrms: i thought you said you were mailing me money
william smith: no that is not what i said
william smith: i said is going to be bank to bank transfer
imtrpnoutonshrms: i dont have a bank account
william smith: then open one or your ask from your trusted friend to help you with very good account
imtrpnoutonshrms: i have no friends
william smith: ok open one yourself
imtrpnoutonshrms: i cant i have bad credit
imtrpnoutonshrms: how about you open a bank account and transfer the money to that and then send it to me
william smith: my man i see you are not really serious for the deal
william smith: it required oversea account
imtrpnoutonshrms: i am serious
william smith: i dont need you if i can handle it myself dont you think so
imtrpnoutonshrms: no you need me
imtrpnoutonshrms: send me money
imtrpnoutonshrms: i need money
william smith: that is what i cannot do because i have much to do here with money to see the fund get to you without any hitch
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok well then hurry up and get it to me
william smith: take care of your side whlie i take care this side
william smith: open the account and forward the information to me
imtrpnoutonshrms: i cant open an account
william smith: so no deal
imtrpnoutonshrms: if i had $1000 i could open an account. please send me $1000
william smith: you are not sounding serious am afraid i dont think you have what it take to handle this deal
imtrpnoutonshrms: what country are you in
william smith: Abidjan
imtrpnoutonshrms: where the hell is that, africa?
william smith: west africa
imtrpnoutonshrms: why dont you overthrow your government and put in a good government
william smith: the county of michael jackson linage
imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah why dont you do a government overthrow
william smith: that is not my problem as far as am concern the government are trying to some extend
imtrpnoutonshrms: so when do i get this money
william smith: you know one thing in life you cant pleas everybody thesame time
william smith: when your are really serious for the business
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok now im serious
william smith: then let get started
william smith: furnish me with the needed information i mean the bank account
william smith: you can call me if you want
imtrpnoutonshrms: who are you?
william smith: how do you mean
imtrpnoutonshrms: who are you
william smith: am william smith and you
imtrpnoutonshrms: i am bubba sparx
william smith: what does that mean a name or what?
imtrpnoutonshrms: is name
william smith: ok you are black too
imtrpnoutonshrms: yea im a *DELETED*
william smith: because that nama sound african
william smith: ooooh good to have you broda
imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah word
imtrpnoutonshrms: i used to be a slave
william smith: not anymore blacks have taking over the entire world
imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah true but both my parents are white
william smith: you are know a king no more a slave
imtrpnoutonshrms: my father is black
william smith: you mean you are adopted to white parents
imtrpnoutonshrms: no they are my real parents
william smith: ok they have white mentality is that what mean
imtrpnoutonshrms: well my mom is hispanic
imtrpnoutonshrms: and my dad is white so combine those and you get black
william smith: i see
imtrpnoutonshrms: so anyway lets get back to the military coup we were planning in your country
william smith: are you married
imtrpnoutonshrms: yes, to my right hand
william smith: and how old are you
imtrpnoutonshrms: 13
william smith: you are funny
imtrpnoutonshrms: sorry that was typing mistake i meant 31
william smith: i wonder
imtrpnoutonshrms: so do i
imtrpnoutonshrms: so lets do dis deal yo ooh wee big things
william smith: the ball is now in your court
william smith: you are the one holding
imtrpnoutonshrms: oh hell yeah you know what that means, seeing as how im black and all
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok i just opened a bank account
imtrpnoutonshrms: just now
imtrpnoutonshrms: like while we were talking
william smith: how is that posible no bank work this hour
imtrpnoutonshrms: here in america we got 26 hour a day banks
william smith: i dont know what you mean but you can send the account if you have it
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok ready for account number?
william smith: not just the account number alone
william smith: all the account information
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok i will start with account number
william smith: send it am waiting
imtrpnoutonshrms: hey your name is will smith? like the actor! so where jazzy jeff these days?
william smith: send to my inbox
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok heres the account number you ready?
imtrpnoutonshrms: i cant email it so i will tell you here
william smith: still thesame
imtrpnoutonshrms: yes ok so are you ready?
william smith: yeah
imtrpnoutonshrms: do you have pen and paper
william smith: yeah
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok here goes
imtrpnoutonshrms: let me know when your ready
william smith: you are delaying
imtrpnoutonshrms: oh im sorry ok,
imtrpnoutonshrms: here goes,
imtrpnoutonshrms: the first number is 5
imtrpnoutonshrms: you got it?
imtrpnoutonshrms: you ready for second number?
william smith: yeah
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 3
imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next?
william smith: yeah
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 1
william smith: but that is not the best way to send account detail
imtrpnoutonshrms: i have bad vision,
imtrpnoutonshrms: so it is hard for me to see all numbers at one
william smith: send it straight away
imtrpnoutonshrms: which is why i tell you one at a time ok
imtrpnoutonshrms: my vision not good
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok so ready for next number
william smith: listen i cant take such from you longer
imtrpnoutonshrms: do you want account number im telling you the number
william smith: give to your wife or anybody to do that for you
imtrpnoutonshrms: i have no wife
imtrpnoutonshrms: i live alone
imtrpnoutonshrms: listen it wont take long
imtrpnoutonshrms: if you just write down the damn numbers
william smith: 55531 is that corect
imtrpnoutonshrms: yes
imtrpnoutonshrms: but there is more
imtrpnoutonshrms: im not done yet
imtrpnoutonshrms: so you ready for next number
william smith: go ahead
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 4
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 8
william smith: 5553148
imtrpnoutonshrms: yes but theres more,
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 4
william smith: goon
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 9
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 2
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 7
imtrpnoutonshrms: sorry my vision is not good
william smith: 55531484927
imtrpnoutonshrms: so sorry
imtrpnoutonshrms: yes but theres some more
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 5
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 9
imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number?
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 0
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 1
imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number
william smith: 555314849275901
imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah i think thats right, ok ready for next number
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 6
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 7
imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is L
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 2
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 0
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 1
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 4
william smith: go on
imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 9
imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number?
william smith: 55531484927590167L20149
imtrpnoutonshrms: no thats not right at all we have to start over
william smith: WHY
imtrpnoutonshrms: because i wasnt reading it right. my bad vision you know
imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for first number
william smith: I DONT THINK I HAVE SUCH TIME
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok ready for first number
william smith: YOU CAN GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO THAT FOR YOU I HAVE SOME OTHER THINGS TO DO
imtrpnoutonshrms: dont lie you got nothing else to do
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok ready for first number
imtrpnoutonshrms: 4
william smith: YEAH I MEAN IT
imtrpnoutonshrms: ok here second number
imtrpnoutonshrms: 3
imtrpnoutonshrms: thats it
imtrpnoutonshrms: the account number is 43
imtrpnoutonshrms: got it?
imtrpnoutonshrms: my love where did you go
william smith: YOU CAN NOW SEE WHY I STILL INSIST YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS AT ALL
william smith: YOU NOW GIVING A DEFFERENT NUMBER ENTIRELY 55531484927590167L20149
imtrpnoutonshrms: i know i told you i read it wrong earlier my eyesight is very bad
imtrpnoutonshrms: its 43
william smith: IF YOU CAN SEND IN NORMAL WAY THE FORGET IT
william smith: BYE
imtrpnoutonshrms: I JUST SENT IT TO YOU ITS 43 DUMBASS
imtrpnoutonshrms: how are you ever going to overthrow the military dictatorship of robert ugaboobamatoonga if you cant even write down a simple account number
BUZZ!!!
william smith: you are silly
robert is not my president so fuck off
imtrpnoutonshrms: i love you
william smith: thanks but i dont have time for nonsense
imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number?
william smith: here you come again
imtrpnoutonshrms: 4
william smith: comon *DELETED* grow up
imtrpnoutonshrms: why you callin me *DELETED* im white
william smith is typing a message.
william smith: you just told me you are black
imtrpnoutonshrms: im half white half black half hispanic
{He stopped responding. I wonder why. To be continued?} |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:24 am |
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Nice work, had me laughing!!! |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:47 am |
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Love the DJ Jazzy Jeff reference. Seriously, though, where the hell is he? |
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Loki
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 111
Location: 419 Fake Street
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Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:17 am |
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not sure that i'm a fan of goading him so directly, but i thought the section on telling Mr.Smith the bank account number was genius. Very well played! |
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TutuPati
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Feb 2010
Posts: 68
Location: Europe
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Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:05 am |
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Yeah I liked how you gave him the bank account. I think you were too eager though and lost him. you could have led him on for a while and it would have been great. Also not a fan of baits where you feel the need to demean another race. Did not appreciate the racial slur you used. I think you should be a bit more subtle with the teasing him. Immediately when you started with the race, you had lost him. You were just too unbelievable
Best part of this was giving the account information. |
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Loki
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Location: 419 Fake Street
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Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:03 pm |
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Did not appreciate the racial slur you used. I think you should be a bit more subtle with the teasing him |
true, but, in all fairness, "Mr.Smith" did start that didn't he? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick here? |
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