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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:24 pm

I got my lotto lad to answer some questions on Security Shield. I have indicated my personal favourites....

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Session starttime: 2010-09-16 00:57:32(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-09-16 02:12:47(GMT-7)
Answers: 93

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: yes i have used secure shield before
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: about three times now
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: yes i have done so
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: for my bussiness
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: no i dont think so, it is genue
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: not at all
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: no i dont think so
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: yes i do
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: yes i do
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: yes i have seen a lot of them
Q: What is your biggest fear in life? Are you afraid that it might come true?
A: no no no
Q: When is honesty difficult?
A: 2010 of cousr
Q: Why do you think that most pilots are men?
A: i dont have an idea
Q: Which jobs are over-paid?
A: football
Q: How old were you when you had sexual intercourse for the first time?
A: 27 years
Q: Do you believe that UFOs exist? / Do you believe in UFOs?
A: i dont know what your are talking about
Q: Which is the lowest whole number, when spelt out, is in correct alphabetical order?
A: zero because it is zero
Q: What nation has 1,000 permanent inhabitants and produces no export goods?
A: Vatican City
Q: How did you feel after watching television for 24 hours?
A: i felt great
Q: What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A: sex i think
Q: Is prison an effective punishment? (Why? or Why not?)
A: The issue of punishment is emotionally charged, misunderstood and nothing if not uncertain in its outcome
Q: What are the principles and scope of recrystallisation and solvent extraction methods?
A: when will i get my money
Q: How tall are you?
A: am 6 feet tall
Q: What is a volunteer project?
A: is a helping you help others
Q: Have you ever experienced a tsunami?
A: no i have not
Q: Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
A: i need a true love
Q: How many women have become victim to this in your country?
A: millions of them
Q: In an overpopulated world, should people be free to have as many children as they want?
A: no no i dont buy the idea
Q: Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
A: HAPPY NEW YEAR
Q: Would you consider going out with someone that you met on the Internet?
A: yes yes
Q: What makes one person more attractive than another?
A: beauty and hansom
Q: Do you think that punishment for violent crimes should be the same for juveniles and adults?
A: no no no
Q: How old were you when you had your first drink of alcohol other than a few sips?
A: am 18 just that
Q: What is copyright? How do we break copyright law on the Internet?
A: i dont know
Q: Who was president of the U.S. when Uncle Sam first got a beard?
A: am not a citism of the us
Q: Under what situations would you think of committing a crime?
A: no money at all
Q: What country boasts the largest number of Catholics?
A: rome italy
Q: Do you annoy people with some of your habits?
A: yes. my dressing
Q: Which Briton won an ice-skating Gold at the Lake Placid Olympics?
A: Great Britain's
Q: Under what situations would you think of committing a crime?
A: no situation at all
Q: Do you have to attend a lot of meetings for your job?
A: yes of course
Q: Do you believe in vampires? / Do you believe that vampires exist?
A: no no no
Q: What book did Christians often place on their foreheads to cure insomnia in medieval times?
A: it is bible
Q: Are you a worrier?
A: no am not
Q: Have you ever eaten a crayon?
A: no no no
Q: What do you do when you feel someone might be following you?
A: pray unto God
Q: If you were the leader of your country, what would you change?
A: money exchange
Q: How could you experimentally determine that the gas produced when an alkali metal reacts with water is hydrogen?
A: i dont have an idea
Q: Did you ever go to camp?
A: yes i do go
Q: Favorite planet?
A: earth i think
Q: Why is honesty important?
A: it is respectful
Q: Are you still friends with anyone from that time in your life?
A: yee yes yes
Q: Have you ever seen a celebrity?
A: no no no
Q: How can a person know what kind of ESP abilities he/she has?
A: by given me my dough
Q: Who is your hero/role model?
A: Jean cloud
Q: Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
A: pray onto God
Q: What professions are sometimes accused of giving misleading or half-truths?
A: is up to you
Q: Who were your best friends? What were they like?
A: chika beny, they were like rose flowers
Q: Do you have any favorite stories about your kids?
A: am not yet married
Q: Are planes really safer than cars?
A: not at all
Q: During your service, can you recall times when you were afraid?
A: yes i will recall
Q: Has anyone ever called you fat?
A: my bush dog
Q: In which city was Martin Luther King assassinated in 1968?
A: Kansas City Star
Q: In which country did the Mau Mau uprising (1952-60) occur?
A: britain
Q: Aliens from others worlds visit our planet, would you recognize one if you saw it? What would give it away?
A: no i wont regognise one
Q: Are you always truthful?
A: yes of couse
Q: How much would you charge for oral negotiations?
A: 2000 dollars
Q: What are some security issues you must think about when you access the Internet?
A: clearing my cookise
Q: Will you accept a dinner invitation from an important businessman of your city?
A: yes i wll
Q: If you had to choose between a satisfying job and a well-paid one, which would you choose?
A: a satisfying job
Q: If you had to be at home to recover for a long time, what would you do to relieve the boredom?
A: mann ammana
Q: If you got arrested for murder, whom would you call with your telephone call from prison?
A: 911 emergency
Q: How did you feel after you had finished the work?
A: cool cool
Q: Do you pick your nose?
A: no no no
Q: What is your favorite way to eat a cockroach?
A: i dont eat cockroach
Q: Who was the last person that called you?
A: my wife wife
Q: Do you think that it is important for schools to have Internet access? Why?
A: yes yes yes
Q: Have you ever had a cavity?
A: yesssssssssss
Q: If so, what would you change?
A: matters arison
Q: In which State would you find the city of Birmingham?
A: united Kingdom
Q: Would you like to go on a date with someone you meet on the Internet?
A: yes yes
Q: Stayed home on Saturday night, just because?
A: am teired
Q: What questions do they ask you when you check-in at the airport?
A: no no no
Q: What do you think is the worst crime a person could commit? Why?
A: kill his felow human
Q: What type of creature is a bonnethead?
A: human man
Q: What was the name of the Long Island resort in the 1975 film Jaws?
A: junia junia
Q: What is the condensed structure for an ester with a pineapple odour is produced from ethanol and butanoic acid?
A: mango tree
Q: If you were a loin would you like to eat a man?
A: no no no
Q: Do you know anyone named Bertha?
A: yes i do
Q: What age is best to start training in martial arts?
A: 18 years of age
Q: What is your ethnic background?
A: poor poor
Q: Last play you saw?
A: foot ball
Q: If so, what is the story or legend that makes people believe this area is haunted?
A: i dont have astory

Notice how he says he is not married but that the last person who called him is is wife wife

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:45 am

LOL!!! That was great!

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:00 am

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Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: yes i have used secure shield before
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: about three times now

Q: Shall we point and laugh?
A: yes yes