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alf hookem
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Oct 2009
Posts: 18
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:47 pm |
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Occasionally, I like to try to inject some humour into the proceedings and so sent this in response to one of our friends "seeking a business partnership"
This could be the opening I have been seeking.
I have a tremendous business model which I have been developing for
some time.
I want to open a factory at the North Pole , staffed by elves , who
would make free toys for all children.
We could distribute the toys on a sleigh pulled by flying
reindeers. I would wear a red suit and grow a long white beard. I
could shout ho ho ho.
I propose that we should make the deliveries in secret by going
down chimneys.
This is a top secret idea which nobody else has thought of.
We could do the deliveries towards the end of December.
I think that people would be very enthusiatic.
I received this in response:-
"hello sir,
i thank you for your urgent response to my mail also please i beg
to look more into the business you just suggested, how profitable is it"
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:00 pm |
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What's this lad got against Santa!!! No presents for him! |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:40 pm |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth.  Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:43 pm |
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OMG!!! SANTA STOLE THE GOATS EARS!!!! |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:50 pm |
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^^^
Yes, he's not a nice Santa.
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:59 am |
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Hmmm..remember this old thread (Please don't necro it! Just peek in there.)
It has my favorite picture on the entire site.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96169
Almost nothing amazes me about lads. Anything for money.  |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:10 pm |
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Agreed.
My favourite baiter picture ever, too |
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