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 Split from M&M Advice thread - Maris Piper is back!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ World Cup's over isn't it?

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What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maris dear, I need your help! I just don't know what to do.

A much loved fellow poster was upset that he hadn't qualified for a custom tag. To soothe his furrowed brow I inititated a short-lived yet highly successful campaign which resulted in him being labelled 'Slightly's Bitch'. Admittedly this was not the wording we would have chosen for our esteemed colleague ('macho man' and 'coconut bum' were also rejected) however the point was he now had his much desired tag. Unfortunately it seems to have rubbed his fur the wrong way, and he has started to mumble vague threats of 'karma' towards me.

My question is: how can I help him to see that being known as 'Slightly's Bitch' is a good thing?

With purrs and thanks,
C x

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Cougar,

I suggest that if he's muttering about karma, tell him the karma in front's a Toyota and you're thinking about possibly, maybe one day, driving one. So he can kiss your exhaust and yah, boo, sucks to him.

M&M xxx

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have, upon your suggestion, eaten more chips.

Also, upon noting the Toyota reference I would like to point out, be careful once you drive one you'll never stop.

How does one get exhaust soot out of one's fur?

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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear 'B',

Firstly, may I say that the Kent Potato Farmers' Collective and the Union of Fryer Operatives deeply appreciate your sterling contribution to the chip promotion cause.

Moving on, the question of exhaust soot removal is a vexed one. My delightful co-advisor strongly advocates the use of red wine. However, she does tend to recommend that for most problems, including acute liver failure. My personal advice would be to try a damn good spanking with a carpet beater and, if that's no fun, you've always got the red wine to fall back into.

M&M xxx

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Sounds like a good plan. @ Badger - let me know if you need help with the carpet beater. Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maris,

Carpetbeater, the wire type or the wooden? Also, how does one open the wine with it? Confused

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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Closed lad accounts x12 Goat Easter Egg Mortar x3 x4 Elite Ninja Team Member

We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>

I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
-Hamlet, scene iv

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