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Maris Piper
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mod edit: Split from this old thread:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32651 -Ima


Gosh, so many unanswered questions....where do flies go in winter? Are dolphins really gay sharks? Where's my trunkbox full of lovely, crisp dollars?

But I digress. So, anyway, after a suitable period of leaving souls in torment (sorry, it was part of our pact with the devil - written in blood and all that, and do you KNOW how many lawyers there are in hell?), my esteemed colleague and I have bowed to the popular demand of at least one person and agreed to return part-time to dispense our soothing words of balm and calming wisdom. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be here on Thursdays and Fridays, try the veal.

M&M

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the most epic necro I've ever encountered. Hats off!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, 528 posts in 6.5 years...

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Seriously, is there a 'golden necro' award or something?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you, thank you. And let me dust my Sally Field hat off here...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, Maris. Very Happy

I've split these posts off the old thread and included a link to the old thread in your OP. Please don't post on five year old threads. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Maris Piper!

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BACK!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry about posting in old thread but O, so many poor, lost souls... Anyway, thank you for the courtesy of splitting it - M&M Enterprises are truly honoured (I do speak for my beautiful cohort here, although she's currently reported as missing in the bottom of a red wine glass).

M&M xxx

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a problem you may be able to help me with.
I have been baiting someone who I had assumed was a 419 scammer. I sent out the usual requests for pictures and sent him off on safaris a couple of times but just recently things have taken a bizarre turn.
I recently received a mail from Barrista James Peter (from his chambers in London street, Engand) and he informs me that the person I am dealing with, Mr Montford John, is "a fine up-standing parson who is beyond re-proach" and "a person of high stading that anyone knows they can do business with without any fear for their safaty".

This has thrown me because up until now i had assumed that he was just another slimey scammer.
I have been so distrustful.
How can I possibly make it up to this gentleman?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a wonderful old [necro'd admittedly, tut tut] thread to wander through.

Old names like daimon, Truster, Jez and Dr Gonzo.

Aaaah, those were the days.
I was young, had [slightly] more hair and it seemed not a day went past without poor Mariam asking for help.
Whatever happened to her? Anyone know?
She's gone awfully quiet lately, I do hope she's well.

BTW, my g/f thinks I reminisce too much and should "get with it, you old fart"
Do you think she's the right one for me?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Welcome back Maris Piper !!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear M,

Welcome back, grab a Mod, read a Mentor and riddle me this...

Did you see Steward on your way in?

Thanks to all or you.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...Is this one of those Old 'Uns that we've heard so much about returning?

At any rate, welcome to Eater! Read the stickies, get a mentor, bait safe.


Also, I get an erection every time somebody uses the toaster. Should I see a doctor or is it sufficient to wrap it in aluminium foil?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Your erection, or the toaster? Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its not good to use that to retrieve toast stuck in the toaster. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back MP Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apologies, poor needy people...my lovely assistant is still lost without trace in a nice bottle of red and I've been betting my shirt on the nags again (um, Lew...along with your other problem, I think you may well be the property of the Singapore Turf Club right now). But I digress. On to the important stuff...

Lew...I think your cynical nature might have led to you mistrusting this poor, well-meaing chap. I'm quite sure that when he said he was a 'barrista' he meant 'barista' and I know how you love a lovely cup of coffee of a morning.

More super advice to follow...

M&M xxx

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So, here we go:

llamedos...I can reassure you that Mariam is alive and well and flourishing in several of my inboxes (those of you into internet porn can see Mariam do her thing in my inbox at maris&mariam.mail.com)
In answer to your other question. Hmmm...tricky. She calls you an 'Old fart'. Do you have methane retention problems, by any chance? If so, then a doctor is the way to go. If not, then perhaps you could rejuvenate your relationship by giving her some grubby pebbles and pretending to be Charles Taylor.

ParaNoid...no, but I did see J.Dog.

Bankster...I wouldn't do a thing if I were you. Everybody HATES dry toast. So, let the love flow, dude.

M&M xxx

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello both

Too many of these damn youngsters around, no respect for the eldery. I think there is a photo of Llamedos with a FULL head of hair somewhere.

I take it you've heard of these two Danes - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11178034? Maybe Llamedos is going to be the baiter's version?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Frankly, if there's an uncredited chicken involved (and it does sound like there might be), we suspect it's much more lke trusteR's kind of thing.

M&M xxx

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Bankster...I wouldn't do a thing if I were you. Everybody HATES dry toast. So, let the love flow, dude.

...You've saved my relationship, MP. Thank you so very much.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maris, you have effectively replaced any advice column, or other such thing in my book.

I wait with baited ears for your pearls of wisdom.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maris Piper wrote:

Hmmm...tricky. She calls you an 'Old fart'. Do you have methane retention problems, by any chance? If so, then a doctor is the way to go. If not, then perhaps you could rejuvenate your relationship by giving her some grubby pebbles and pretending to be Charles Taylor.

M&M xxx


It's not so much Methane retention that is the problem as methane expulsion
... or should that be explosion?
Grubby pebbles / Charles Taylor? Hmmm..
That just might work
I'll let you know what happens.
xx

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Hello both
I think there is a photo of Llamedos with a FULL head of hair somewhere.

It won't be in colour then...

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