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sunshine
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All the really cool baiters get fantastic rants and insults from their lads. What's the best I can manage?

How about this from one of my Senegalese orphan lads:

Quote:
get lost and never return again


I give up Crying or Very sad

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bobdemol
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Love it !!!

Rolling Eyes Laughing

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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a hard time too with good quotes. I have two of them which are OK at best. Oh well.

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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

write back telling him you ARE lost and need help to get your bearings back. You'll even send him some cash via WU

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's beautiful in its simplicity.

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Mr Tambourine Man
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I do like it when they start insulting you, their natural politeness suddenly kicks in, and they end it with the word "please".
There's an example in my sig.

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Chuda, the killer cat
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not so good with insults, but I recently turned a many million lad into a love lad and got a mail ending like this:
Quote:
Do this for me, I will love you forever.

I also got this subject line in the process:
Quote:
I love you so much.. Do what i said.

That that mixture of sweet talk and demands must count for something.

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ScammedOut
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sympathize sunshine. I've been so envious of all the really stupendous insults and death threats other people here get.

All I've ever been able to whip up are the lines in my sig, and to get even those I had to abuse the lad so much I was exhausted. Crying or Very sad

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Bankster
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...If you'd like to trade it for my "you are not a real christain i believe", help yourself! There's no space in my sig for it anyway.

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bobdemol
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sometimes they just DON' T want to insult you back.

Quote:
Thanks for your insults and rude words and may God bless you.

If what you have done is good for God let it be good for me and for you and if is not good for God let him be the glory. Shocked

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FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-

why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-

why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen

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Bankster
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ You baited Gandhi??

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Brainiac
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like that mine was from the "ECO-BANK" You can believe that I gave
the lad a big bunch of grief for talking to me in that manner.

Asked him if the bank writes to people using that sort of language.

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Rick Shaw
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If a lad tells you to go to hell that to a lot of them is getting heavy.

If you get a f••• off then you know you are really doing well. Hurling insults is not something that most lads are good at.

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SlapHappy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe your lads become too fond of an
Quote:
Animal like U!

I wouldn't get mad at a horse, either. They are just too damn cute. Very Happy

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing

I'll let the real Sunshine know you said that Wink

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ScammedOut
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
If you get a f••• off then you know you are really doing well.


That makes me feel a little better about my paltry few insults. Thanks! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
get lost and never return again


I assume that you will return again, just with a different character name and email address. Very Happy

I don't think he's suffered anywhere near enough yet. After five or six more screwing-overs he may finally break and give you an ALL CAPS RANT. Wink

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Loki
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

it is fun when you get the more aggressive one's, no matter how simple, in my opinion.
At the end of a recent short bate, i got a
Quote:
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO BE MY TRUSTEE
and that was it :/

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