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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

we're owned by a cat that brings home feathers it finds in the garden, and he's oh so proud of his catch!


And he's always prepared for an earthquake that might start:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For the past 2 nights, X has fallen asleep on the pillows above my head Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't know if anyone's seen this yet, but it made me smile. Very Happy

http://www.tonic.com/article/100-cats-ikea-happiness/

Love the white longhair grabbing the sound mans fluffy boom cover. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bart Fargo wrote:
That's a more active cat than ours.

I used to have a gunea pig and introduced it to the cat it carefully. She sniffed it, looked at me, looked at the guinea pig and casually wandered off. Treated the guinea pig as if didn't exist. Didn't even bother with neighbor's pet birds. And I think she is the only cat that does like being owned by humans, she is way over-dependent on people and has no hunting instinct whatsoever.

Sweet cat but boring as hell.


This is the type of cat I need! I have pet birds and 2 guinea pigs.. i'd love a cat who wasn't about to pounce on my poor little budgies... Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cougar wrote:
Don't know if anyone's seen this yet, but it made me smile. Very Happy

http://www.tonic.com/article/100-cats-ikea-happiness/


Here's the ad itself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7vXP3tHzhA Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Went away from Saturday evening to Tuesday evening.

3 plates of biscuits, 3 of wet food, some with 2 packs on, and a double bowl of wet food also.

Came back Tuesday... ALL had been nommed.

That's an 5 year old, and a kitten, the 5 year old really only eating dry food.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cats (and dogs for that matter) are natural born killers. Even though seemingly domesticated, they are confused and desperately trying to suppress their atavistic urges to slit your throats, and eat you up while you sleep. It's no wonder they have to come up with these zany diversion tactics to stop themselves going completely insane. And you let them into your homes? Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had one twenty years ago who was devoted to me, but preferred animals to all other human beings. He used to sit on the pavement and talk to dogs being taken for walks.
You'd expect a cat finding a hedgehog eating his food in the garden to stop and give the matter some thought. Not him. He just joined in as if he did it every day.
EDIT I don't feed my cats outdoors. The food was put down specially for the hedgehog.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gotto love cats, mine likes to play fetch and sleep in my neck in the nights lol
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MarcusA wrote:
Gotto love cats


No, you don't.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^lol

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, you do!

It's the only way to get a purr. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In case a scammer shows up at my door, I have the purrrrfect defense :
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my Maine Coon, 24 pounds Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This idiot has been on Eater before.

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Last night I found him on the worktop in the kitchen. He'd ripped open a bag with 4 scones in it, by the time I found him there were only 3. I'm sure cats in the wild don't eat scones. When Hayley brings bags of shopping home, he ignores fish and meat, and goes straight for the bread rolls. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought I had the only bread-obsessed cat!

She's old and has slowed down now, but when she was younger, I couldn't put grocery bags on the floor for even a minute if they contained any kind of bread item (bread, rolls, even bagels)--she would be in the bag and biting through the wrapping the moment I turned my back!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Both my cats LOVE tiger bread! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my cats doesn't love the groceries. He loves the plastic bags that they come in Confused Strangely (and luckily) he doesn't eat the plastic. He just likes to chew on it Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Do any of you have a cat that likes to go to the beach???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6eKmWmY7CM

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How a cat gets the cream.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11717510

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Cats (and dogs for that matter) are natural born killers. Even though seemingly domesticated, they are confused and desperately trying to suppress their atavistic urges to slit your throats, and eat you up while you sleep. It's no wonder they have to come up with these zany diversion tactics to stop themselves going completely insane. And you let them into your homes? Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for sharing,however,it is really interesting ...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ MarcusA, my cat plays fetch too. He'll find a toy and drop it at your feet and stare till you throw it. He also insists on sleeping in your lap but bites you hand when you try to stroke him Confused

And he has an unusual love of blue cheese

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