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 Lunch with a Guyman

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Mass Velocity
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Recently I had a chat with a lad in Accra who I have fooled into thinking I am a fellow Ghanaian guyman as well. This is the chat that ensues:

Quote:
8:50 AM
me: nwanne how far guy?
8:53 AM
nwanne how far guy?

Dura: cool pros

how far

me: how far bro
8:54 AM
Dura: everything dey go bit by bit

me: have any good client

Dura: yes soo..

me: get dey good client lately

Dura: for us

me: u know any good client
8:55 AM
dey gmail joker message me agen

i tell them don mess aroun i kill them

hahahaha lol
8:56 AM
r u in naija
8:58 AM
Dura: ok man

no man

me: tell me man

wat bi wrong

Dura: am in Ghana

me: me too

i am in accra

where u

Dura: man like what

me too

me: just like dat

Dura: Accra...Around over heard

you

me: yo guy u want meet
8:59 AM
some time

we have lunch

Dura: yes oo

me: when we meet

Dura: that will be nice oo

when do you want man

me: you want work for my local oga

Dura: who be your local oga

me: he bi givin job for guy men

he live in secret ok
9:00 AM
ui don giv his name

u meet him i show u to him

ok

then we do business

we do better than the naija fools

were we gon meet
9:01 AM
Dura: ok

and what buzinees is that

me: we work 2gether i know some good maga

if dat is ok wid u

we share money

oga take 2%

u there


Laughing the next day:

Quote:

me: wats up bro

Dura: cool man..sorry for yesterday

me: wats happen man

wat went wrong

Dura: had problem with internet

me: u were in cafe

Dura: yes soo man

where are you now

me: com to my cafe allow 8 hour nonstop internet

it be very nice

Dura: where i dey

me: near golden tulip hotel

u kno

Dura: golden tulip....

me: u kno right

dey near golden tulip

Dura: k.

go find time and come visit you

be you dey run that place

lol

me: no be dey local oga

i tell you dey yesterday remeber

Dura: aww yeah..you told me that

me: he still offering job

dey sweet job it be

Dura: really

me: ya i tell u yesterday

Dura: yes

and thats good then

for me am a computer technician

me: good

u no bi guymen?

u bi work technician

Dura: yes man..thats my proffession..but along side....a bi you know...lol..hhahaha

me: ok good

my proffesion bi mechanic

i work guymen too

Dura: aww ok.

yes for quick mo ney

hahah

me: as side job make sweet cash

no what i mean

Dura: naa bro..explain to me..a bi your bro now ok....one love

me: one love bro

Dura: yes sai

me: tell me u want to meet me sometime

i buy u beer

Dura: yes man

ok man

me: u drink beer

Dura: that will be nice man

yes man

i will tka it for you

hahaha lol

me: u drink

Dura: but not all the time...a bi rasta man...lol..hahah

one love

me: we go out drink together

Dura: ok

me: in bar or somethin

Dura: yes man

me: u know some good place

Dura: you have number

yes man

me: mi number no dey work prepaid be fraud

neway

Dura: ok

me: u know some place we can meet up

Dura: yes man...Abelenkpe Swiga guest house...when you pick a dropping..just tell the driver to bring you to Abelenkpe Swiga Guest house ok

me: ok

Dura: but have to know the day

me: that bi good place

Dura: you will be coming

yes man

me: yes i will come

Dura: when

me: tell me all baut dey place

Dura: so that i wait for you there

its a restaurant

and a bar

ok

me: what we do there guy

we have lunch

and drink

Dura: yes man

yes man

me: ok

when do u meet

when u have time tell

Dura: tomorrow

sunday

me: tommorow u dey go work?

Dura: am free

no bro

me: i dey go church bro

then we go

Dura: ok man

you can come there like 12 or so

after church ok

will be waiting for you there

me: we go in 1:00

Dura: ok

me: is that fine

Dura: yes man

i will be waiting for you

there

me: ok

Dura: swiga

ok

me: u bring ur guys?

Dura: Abelenkpe

me: bring ur firend along

Dura: have only one friend

me: ok

Dura: but dont know if he will be

available

me: i bringing 2 people

Dura: that time ok

me: if possible

Dura: ok

but will discuss with him ok

me: they can pay for drink and food

Dura: ok

me: ok

Dura: me

me: what was the pplace agen

Dura: you want me to pay

me: no guy

i can pay

Dura: Abelenkpe ok

Swiga guess house

ok

me: ok

Dura: dont forget

me: address

if driver ask

u there

2:04 PM
Dura: sorry man


Gonna hang out and drink with my very own guyman buddy Laughing .
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7thwatch
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 28 Jul 2010
Posts: 55


PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thats really cool. where did you learn to speak lad?

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OfffffTopic
Master Baiter


Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 207
Location: UK


PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^This is a good place to learn laddish

http://translate.50webs.com/lad/lad.html
and
http://www.ngex.com/personalities/babawilly/dictionary/pidgina.htm

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great chat Mass Velocity; you certainly seem have him fooled.

I know how difficult it can for some people to speak Lad in chat. Please let us know if you take him any further.

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Mass Velocity
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 17 Jun 2010
Posts: 7


PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This was just a test I was having, Currently I am just starting to lad-bait. I have no ideas though to what this may become, but since I have already accomplished making him trust me as a lad, I wonder what more could i do...
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