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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Sep 2010 Posts: 2

Hi all

I have genuinely lmao at this site before, so when i saw this i thought i would offer it to you guys. Normally i wouldnt even open this sort of thing but something about this caught my eye.

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From Lt. Gen. Peter OluSunday, 29 August, 2010 18:07From: This sender is DomainKeys verified."NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER" <[email protected]>Add sender to ContactsTo: [email protected] OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER
TO THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
GET BACK TO ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Lt. Gen. Peter Olu, National Security Adviser to the New President Dr Goodluck Jonathan Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of policy in Nigeria. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of US4.1 Million to you via diplomatic courier service.

Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was meant for our Local AFEM market. But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the National Security Adviser to the President to send this fund to you.

The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me

Your full name
Your house address
Your age
Your marital statue
Your identity such as, international passport or driver license
Your contact phone and fax numbers,

The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your airport. I hope you understand me.

I will let you know by the special grace of God when the boxes are airlifted.

Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing OK, I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment.

This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. If you need more information about this, I will give you the details how to contact the diplomat for more information on how to carry out the plan.

I need you response because the boxes are schedule to leave as soon as we hear from you. Reply me immediately you receive this message via Email ([email protected]) Call me on my direct phone: (+234-8063619571) or Fax: (234-8029402741)

Best Regards,
Lt. Gen. Peter Olu

This guy could be writing episodes for the A team! I wouldnt know where to start but im sure something funny could be done with this Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:38 am

I damn-well better be able to rappel out of a helicopter--

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:56 am

Oh! Another one! Imma write him!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:13 am

Welcome, neo. Very Happy

The first thing I would ask is, "Why are you sending me this fund? There must be some kind of mistake. Go ahead, grab a safe email addy, and give him a spin. Scammers don't bite baiters, but they do sometimes need their mouths washed out with soap. Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:04 pm

I had something similar with a 'diplomat agent' wanting to deliver a package of photographic material to me.

I had him confirm it was actually for me

Quote:

Sir,

Following on from a somewhat confusing email from a Mr I am, as per his instructions, contacting yourself to see if we cannot sort out the issues here.

While it is true that I am expecting a consignment from Thailand of Photographic Materials (educational films, you understand), I have already paid all fees to the company supplying the films.

It is my belief that, perhaps we are talking crossed purposes here?

I'm hoping that, as a diplomatic agent, you can explain a little more as to what is going on.

Yours
Pat S. Pending
Freelance Scientist & Inventor

I even sent him the logo of the Thai company supplying the .. ahem... educational films.

Unfortunately, Professor Pat has been called away on vital business and left the WU transfer of the 'transportation fee' to his inept lab assistant, Beaker.

Damn, I'm enjoying this one... Very Happy

..and in case you're wondering:
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Beaker

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:18 pm

llamedos wrote:

Unfortunately, Professor Pat has been called away on vital business and left the WU transfer of the 'transportation fee' to his inept lab assistant, Beaker.

ROFLMAO!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I love lads who want to send me metallic boxes, although every time I read about the "synthetic nylon seal" this always pops into my head:

I'll never figure out what "padded with machine" means however.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Sep 2010 Posts: 2

Cheers slaphappy Smile

I really dont have the imagination to bs this person for any length of time. I have to admit i would quite like to see him get a tattoo Smile

or even some amusing pics of the man himself in uniform

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but whats a "lad" ?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Aug 2010 Posts: 15

"Lad" : general term for a scammer, based in the Nigeria region of Africa, afaik.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:32 pm

neo wrote:

[email protected]

another mongolia email address. my current bait is using this same service.

cheers

grimbleton