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 Harold the hit lad is back

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Claire DeLune
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

dwatina wrote:
Of course, my "wife" had to ask who he was and stuff.

I told him not to email be back for an hour. I was very firm about that. But he messed it up. I don't think I'm responsible for the pain he will be going through? What do you think?


You might end up killing your wife in the ensuing quarrel. Then you might at first be mad at him ("it's all your fault, you bastard!"), then realize - while you are still sawing her body in order to fit the blender - that you made him a witness. Will he try to blackmail you? Would you need his men help to get rid of the body? Should you get rid of him?

(Oh, I wish I was already confident to scambait myself--- still learning how to do it safely, though Smile )

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nope. That sounds like a great story, though Smile

I figure it was perfect timing and I was hoping I could get my "wife" involved and scare him. He doesn't want to f**k this up when I'm at MG sending the first $400 dollars (I explained I only had six hundred available, but ATMS only allow withdraws of 400 a day. And that I was going to the bank for a personal loan for the rest.)

I will definitely use this to my advantage, however. Wife will now be concerned about me acting troubled lately, and my character is going to blame the hitman for messing it up. I can't send stuff while she's still awake...

Hey Claire--welcome to Eater!!! If you haven't heard: Be sure to sign up for a mentor. Welcome again.

doc

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Claire DeLune
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

dwatina wrote:

Hey Claire--welcome to Eater!!! If you haven't heard: Be sure to sign up for a mentor. Welcome again.
doc


Thank you, Doc.
I come here from time to time and I am still in the reading and learning phase. I already set up a couple of dedicated web-email accounts on gmail and yahoo but it will take some more time before I start baiting these fine lads. :-]
Right now I am enjoying other people's baits (I literally ROTFLed when Shiver Metimbers' sculpture got... 419eaten by a squirrel).
Keep up the good work!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Knowing lad had dropped me, I sent him a parting shot... LANGUAGE WARNING!:

Yeah I thought so, all mouth and no action. So shut the fuck up and leave me alone before I tear you a new asshole ya fucking loser

Mandy

Up next, 92 year old Albert Fish Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@internationalchrysis
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Up next, 92 year old Albert Fish

... I'm 92, are you 92 ?
I love this character !
Just to tell you.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a mesage telling me to send Western Union

to sandra mcgee
mendenhall
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He went suddenly quiet last night but he emailed this morning. Said to send the money. I told him I was at work and would send it tonight. It's home in the safe. That sure would suck if I forgot the combination, huh? Wink

He mailed me a little while ago with only a . in the email. Yup, just a period. So I sent him an email back with two periods in it.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Partysan Thank you, he is a lot of fun to play Smile

I sent him this back and a copy of the original message:

What the hell is this?

I might be 92 years old (are YOU 92 years old? I am!) but that's no reason for a death threat. Calm down son and explain to me what the hell you are talking about

Albert

Let's see if he bites Wink

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

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x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harold dumped me, along with Gaylord. So either they got tired of me or their boyz have already got me. If so, I feel good for a dead person.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got this back yesterday:

> YOUR LIFE IS AT RISK, SO GET BACK TO ME IF YOU WANT TO MEET ME FACE TO FACE SO THAT I CAN HELP YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU ARE IN DANGER

I'm still playing dumb right now, but I hope he WILL travel, when I last baited him we were gonna meet in the city of Leighwood (in reality an empty paddock). I'd better start googling some more empty paddocks for us to meet in:

Harry (Can I call you Harry?),

I'm 92 years old and I live in a retirement home. Who the hell would want to hurt me??? Get back to me sonny sop I can work this out

Albert

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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
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"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

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x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry gets back to me:

Albert Fish,
Now listen,I will arrange for us to see face to face,but
before that,I need $12,000. I will come to your home or you determine
where you wish we meet;I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if
you play hard to get, it will be extended to your family.Do not set
any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation,
my employer is in my control now. Payment details will be provided for
you to make a part payment of $5000 first,which will serve as
guarantee that you are ready to you co-operate,then i will post a copy
of the video tape that contains his request for me to terminate you
which will be enough evidence for you to take any legal action against
him before he employs another person for the job. You will pay the
balance of $7000 once you receive the tape.

Warning; do not contact the police, make sure you stay indoors once it
is 7.30pm until this whole thing is sorted out,if you neglect any of
these warnings, you will have yourself to blame. You do not have much
time, so get back to me immediately

Note:I will advise you keep this to yourself alone, not even a friend
or a family member should know about it because it could be one of
them.

Soldier of Jamaat ul-Fuqra

I have to go now, but I'll think of a suitably screwy answer and get back to him tomorrow.

Then I decicde "screw it". I grab a couple of lines from "Shit my dad says" and pop it into my reply at the most inappropriate moments. He'll probably dump my sorry arse, but it made me laugh. And that makes it all worthwhile:


Hazza,

Put the rake down. I don't wanna sit around watching you 'give it your best. HIS request??? That makes NO sense. All of the guys I knew are DEAD (are YOU 92? I am, and they're NOT)! You sure you're not dealing with a ladyboy (I made that mistake in Thailand once too, they can be pretty damn deceptive you know).

Here in the retirement village we're not allowed outside after 7pm anyway (They cook with fish on Tuesdays after 7pm), and will the staff actually let you in the front door? I live in at The Dame Edna Everage Memorial Retirement Village here in Laura South Australia and security's pretty tight here, I've tried a few times to bust outta this dump (unsuccessfully I might add). You might not even get in. And what's on this tape you got? I'd need to know if I'm gonna be slinging money at you. while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.

And what about the Nurse with the big tits? Can I tell her? I know you said not to tell, the police, but since we only have one cop, you sure I can't at least mention it?

Albert

Let's see what I get back Wink

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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So Hazza writes back:

Hey Albert
Are you ready to pay $5000 for us to meet?Don't tell anyone
body on till will meet.Don't try to play smart.You are to send the
money via western union money transfer okay...get back to me when you
are ready to send the money.so i can give the information where you'll
send the money.

Which is fine, 'cos I have an concern of my own. Once again I raid the "Shit my dad says" facebook page:

Harry,

I'm 92 years old, how smart can I be??? Harry, be honest, what the hell is a western Union? Is that one of them hifaluting gadgets kids play with today???

I'm not certain I am ready to meet you. Firstly I'm not all that certain what you are saying is accurate and secondly the great Middle eastern Prophet Zarquon once said: "Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit." Maybe I should just let this ride.

Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax.

Prove to me that what you say is on the level and we'll talk.

Albert

God I love our mate Hazza Wink

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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