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Dr Mike
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is what they'll tempt you with.
Be strong, just say NO.
There is a group you know, SOOI anonymous. Only 2 steps

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

what do we do now exulted one.
please guide us with your wisdom

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure what's going on either, but it's time for another avatar change.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm in. Laughing

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PierceVoodoll
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would second that it all seems rather disturbing and bizarre.

My avatar, for example, is nothing but joy and happiness, unlike exhibitionist squirrels.

For a closer look on what it is:
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iMike
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ ewwwwww

Dr Mike wrote:
This is what they'll tempt you with.
Be strong, just say NO.
There is a group you know, SOOI anonymous. Only 2 steps


A HERETIC! BURN HIM!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

cast him out

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow foo, yours really looks 107% special!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@iMike: How did you dare to eewwww me? I take it as an insult! Very Happy

For a more lovely note I will reveal you a terrible secret that this pic is not from the internets. I took it myself. (realy!)
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
This is what they'll tempt you with.
Be strong, just say NO.


Just do it, doc. You know you want to.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yes doc
join us
jooiiiiin uuuuuuuuuuuussss

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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can someone help Bart? My photoshop skills are non-existant!!

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Slightlyoutofit
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you unheteros think that by using my av, some of my greatness will rub off on you.
But sorry to have to tell you this - whatever shitfuckery you cockwallets get up to, you will always just be mere plebs of mediocrity when compared to my awesomeness.






I still hate you all btw.

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mr.scissorkick
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Who even are you?

I just found this picture when i googled "unhetero" (for strictly ultra-hetero reasons, of course) and thought it'd be a bucket of laughs to use it as an avatar.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Can someone help Bart? My photoshop skills are non-existant!!
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Here you go. Keep the MTCN Vault code. The best things in life are free.

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Master
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

QUIET.

The all powerful one speaks his wisdom.
forgive them sooi for they have sinned.

we must walk in his almighty footsteps
I understand now.

i also hate you all

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Dr Mike
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can clearly see this is a loosing battle.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If I wanted followers, I would hardly look amongst the mouth-breathers and pondlife that we have here, would I?

My followers would be intelligent, good-looking, slavishly devoted to me. Not some mushroom-fly who's birth certificate is an apology from a condom factory.
You would be the sort of people that I'd have burnt at the stake for heresy.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Corona? Do you want to pitch in?

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rocknrollnobody
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It appears to join the sect, or at least partake in the ways of the sect, you must act a bit like SOOI too.

Therefore you must use the phrase 'cockwallets' at least 4 times a day...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
My followers would be intelligent, good-looking, slavishly devoted to me.


Well one out of three isn't that bad. Why don't you go for it. Gather them all together, move to a remote ranch in Texas and see where it leads from there.

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Captain Koek
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
I still hate you all btw.


Dr Mike, I'm with you. All these SOOI followers are blinded by his awesomeness and don't see his contempt and arrogance.

Now Rover is a whole different story. He actually appreciates it when you praise him by adopting his avatar. He is a real leader. Only Shiver can stand above him.

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rocknrollnobody
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cockwallet.

Just getting in my SOOI prayers.

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"I hope this is not another game as i do not have time for such games as i mean business here. I would not want to commence on a never ending journey or an uncompleted project with an unserious man." - Barrister Joseph Goldsmith doesn't want a never-ending project. Shame...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For some reason I am beginning to feel this urge to gather acorns for the winter,and put puppies and kittens in my greetings to new members.Either that,or call them a cockwallet.

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