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paythecourier
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Received this today and thought I would share it, not just for its fun value but incase anyone would like to use it for baits/rants etc.

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REALL BLOODY MUGU MONKEYFUCKING VILLAGE CHAMPION LIKE YOU. U WANT TO DIE B4 UR APPOINTED TIME. ONWU IKE GBUO GI NA EZI N' ULO GI. OGAGHI ADIRI GI MMA NA NDU.I KNOW THAT YOU ARE BRON OF A WAWORD FAMILY. DON'T TALK STUPID THINGS ANY HOW AS YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO IS WHO. YOUR FATHER IS A GOAT FUCKER AN YOUR MOTHER IS A 5 NAIRA ASHEWO TO THE DRUNKEN LORRY DRIVERS

UR MATE DON DIE FINISH 4 MONKEY WORLD! UR PAPA HIV DON DIE 4 MONKEY WORLD! FUCKIN FUCKIN LIKE U! YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. INSTEAD OF FUCKING YOUR OWN MOTHER AND BROTHERS MAD GOAT GO FUK YOUR SISTHER LIKE I HAD MY DOG DO WELL WELL OOOOOOO

I WILL SEND ORACLE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO TORMENT YOUR PEOPLE,I WILL SEND OGUN, OYA, SANGO,OBATALA,OBATARISA ,SANPONO, OFO EMI ILE, GBIGBONA, OLODE, ESU, AND IKU OJIJI TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY I WILL LAY AMBUSHMENT IN YOUR HOUSE SOONEST. I SHALL CUT OFF UR HEAD WITH A DULL MACHETE

YOU ARE MAD NOT TO KNOW THAT AS A RENOWNED INTERNATIONAL CHIEF WITH WIDE KNOWLEDGE ON MYSTICISM I CAN REMOTE CONTROL YOUR INNER MAN TO YIELD TO COMPLETE MADNESS. IAM A MAN WITH ALIEN EXTRAORDINARY ABILTIY

YOU ARE A DEAD MAN IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS AS I DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MINT TO BE AN IGBO MAN. JUST SEVEN DAYS YOUR FAMILY WILL FIND YOU DEAD WITHOUT ANY SICKNESS.

THERE IS NO PURNISHMENT I WILL GIVE YOU TO ESCAPE THIS UNTIMELY DEAD OF YOURS JUST BECUASE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR BRAIN, CONSIDER YOURSELF A DEAD MAN WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS.

I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF IGBO MAN AND IGBO PEOPLE AS I STRIKE U DEAD. FROM RIGHT NOW WE ARE WATCHING ALL YOUR ACTIVITIES FROM OUR SPIRITUAL RIVER BASIN RIGHT HERE IN THE HEART OF OUR SHIRINE. I CORSE YOU EVERY DAY 3 TIME A DAY FOR EVER!

ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,MUMU LIKE YOU.

MY JUJU GON DEAD YOU WITH DEATH. WE WATCH YOU IN OUR SPRITUAL SHRINE AND WATCH YOU DEEDS. WE SACRIFICE TO JUJU SHRINE TO COURSE YOU! SEND ME YOU PHOTO AS INSTRUCTED OR JUJU WILL BE ON YOU FOREVER! I GO PRAY TO JUJU RIGHT NOW 2 CURSE YOU AND YOU PIKINS. EVER,

I AM SPIRITUAL FATHER WITH GREATER POWER THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi, ptc, long time no see. That is a fabulous lad-blast! What did you do to piss him off so much? You really need to go premium so maybe the mods will give you the custom title "Monkeyfucking Village Champion"! Razz Laughing

Write him back and tell him you are on your way to Africa to take a dump in his "spiritual river basin".

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, he really put a lot of effort into this one! Very Happy

I love how we can't send them passport scans or other pictures because they might use them on other victims while we recycle rants of pissed off lads to piss off more lads! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is fantastic.

Full of excellent signatures Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF IGBO MAN AND IGBO PEOPLE AS I STRIKE U DEAD.


A good rant is serious when it goes tribal.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I envy you for that rant. You should prod him some more and se how he reacts. Maybe he'll explode Very Happy

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YOU ARE A DEAD MAN IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS AS I DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MINT TO BE AN IGBO MAN. JUST SEVEN DAYS YOUR FAMILY WILL FIND YOU DEAD WITHOUT ANY SICKNESS.


Say again, not to much.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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IAM A MAN WITH ALIEN EXTRAORDINARY ABILTIY


Careful PTC, or he'll get all X-Files on your ass

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tuco's right, he deadly serious invoking Igbo tribe memebership. You should come back with a nice something about how Yoruba do nasty thing with his momma and such. I worked with a former resident of Nigeria and asked about Igbo, he was Yoruba. He said some rather derrogatory things about Igbo to my surprise.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Make a point every day of emailing him with

Quote:
Not dead yet.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

paythecourier wrote:

MY JUJU GON DEAD YOU WITH DEATH.


I loved this line! lol
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping

Nice rant. Whatever you said/did, it was quite effective!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

rocknrollnobody wrote:
Make a point every day of emailing him with

Quote:
Not dead yet.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

With all that juju mysticism and power behind him it's astonishing that he's stuck in a dead end job in an internet caff. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thedevguy67???

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like your done, ptc! Great work! Laughing Laughing

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infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Huh? he involved?

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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This isn't the first time I've seen a rant in which the lad implies that an Igbo man is something to be feared. It usually involves spiritual powers.

What is the big deal, what is the mythos? What stories do they Igbos tell themselves that would make him think that this is a scary thing? Usually any group will have some kind of complimentary self image, but what is the core of the Igbo pride on this point?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the smell of rant in the morning.

Just seems to make a nice day even better.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is an excellent rant, I am envious. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's scary... and with such big words "DIE BEFORE YOUR APPOINTED TIME".
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks everyone. To be honest just a straight bait over 5 weeks, I was very helpful and very keen to get the money out of Iraq!! In the last week I was getting 2 or 3 calls a day off this guy who by this time could probably smell, touch and taste his $4500. Enter the MTCN vault then the Security Shield then eventually 3 men in a shower (thanks again Bobdemol....anyone who wants the link pm me) which I put down to the kids messing with my files. He's back on the hook with a bank account already given claiming that he sent me that rant by mistake as it should of been sent to his brother!! Nice family.

Jose, and anyone else, please feel free to use all or any of the rant.

Mods please leet if required.
ptc

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For what it's worth, Googling this...

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YOU ARE A DEAD MAN IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS AS I DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MINT TO BE AN IGBO MAN. JUST SEVEN DAYS YOUR FAMILY WILL FIND YOU DEAD WITHOUT ANY SICKNESS.


...leads to at least two other sites where it has been posted before. It has been rearranged and paraphrased slightly, but it's the same rant.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Try him with this:

NOT DEAD YET U YORUBA FAGGOT

A simultaneous assault on his abilities, tribal affiliation and manhood should have him spitting chips to an even greater extent.... Laughing

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