Bennie?

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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:04 pm

Yes I know the lad is referring to Benin, but he wont confirm it! BTW this is an exceptionally thick lad when you get him off script. i am so tempted to send all this lads fees from now on to Benny Hill Twisted Evil

Its so easy to get confused!

JD's lad wrote:

Attention Mr.Slippery;

The name in the slip is not correct and the address is Bennie not Ghana, The name i send to you is KOFI AGBEDAM and the address is ACCRA GHANA open the slip and see it your self, am just coming back from western union to pick the money but they did not release it to me.

Esq.: Mensah F Owusu.

I dont see benin anywhere on the form, do you? I cant understand what the problem is, did I mispell Kofi?

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Now what is the problem? Your man is clearly incompetent! And WTF is "Bennie"? Has the clerk made a mistake? Do you mean Benin? I can see the misspelling of the name Kofi, is that a problem? Call me when your rat brained man works out how to pick up a simple transfer.

JD's lad wrote:

Attention Mr. Slippery;

The mistake made is not only the name. the money was sent to Bennie Republic, not Ghana but it is in the system here, my secretary went up to five to four places Twisted Evil

it wasn’t send here in Ghana, now they refused to release it for him, the mistake is from my secretary. I have correct it, please call back the money and give this name ( KOFI AGBEDAM ) and address ( ACCRA GHANA ) for to send it back immediately, I will like to obtain your name tomorrow morning please try and don’t be angry for anything, I am here at your service.

Esq.: Mensah F Owusu.

He is starting to apologise for his incompetence, Ive got this lad trained already Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:34 pm

Great work there sir, great work! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:29 pm

If rat brain really wants his $750 then he will have to go on a short safari to get it Twisted Evil

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Peter and I have just returned from visiting the local Western Union agent to try and determine what the problem your rat brained secretary is experiencing. The clerk passed us to the night manager and she logged on to her manager only computer and has determined that the problem is only at your end. She tried to cancel the transaction but the manager said for reasons unknown to her it is locked to one agent only and the sending agent in France has put a hold on it allowing only the named receiver with valid ID to collect it and at only the nominated agents location. The only thing she could do from this end was to change the MTCN which releases the hold for the receiver only lock but it does not remove the collect at specific agent hold. The manager has changed the MTCN, releasing the transfer to anyone who knows the new MTCN and test question answer, BUT, she could not release the specific collection point, hence your rat brained man has to go to the following agent:

STANDARD CHARTERED BANK LTD
Kejetia Branch
Kumasi

(A mere distance of 253 kms Twisted Evil

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She stressed that ONLY this agent can release the funds. The Manager was kind enough to give us a screen dump of her transaction change, that was the only option available to her as the managers software does not have a print function. I have attached the screen dump so you can see the new MTCN for yourself and pass it to your rat brained assistant without errors. Call me when your rat brained assistant has picked up the money from the nominated agent.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:31 am

That screen dump looks pretty official to me. I hope he decides to hop the bus for you. Smile

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:38 am

Yeah, that looks really good!
Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:02 am

winner!

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:08 am

I want a scanner ASAP! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:46 am

I'm hoping the lad does jump on the bus because I've sent him in the opposite direction of Benin! Twisted Evil

If he is stupid enough to go to Kumasi then the plan is once he gets there is to send him east to Togo, and eventually Benin Twisted Evil

naturally when he gets to Benin the transaction will have been chopped by the axeman or the Gomer Bois Laughing