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 Your baiting characters' unfortunate happenings

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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For an earlier bait, I worked on the basis of "How do I up the ante on the last email?" So when previously mentioned carked it for the 1st time, I then had the psychitic niece beat up the new boyfriend of her Aunt's Soon to be ex husband, complete with photos of the cops ARRESTING the lot of them...

That was fun Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was given a ticket for speeding after cantering down Trumpington Road in Cambridge above the 30mph speeding limit.

I was baiting as a horse at the time. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

dwatina wrote:
Well--in El Sorcho's Nutty Professor thread my character was brutally murdered by the Gomer Boyz. Mutilated and murdered. Certain body parts removed and shoved down my throat.


Good times. Laughing
My pricipal character in that bait faced the nerve-wracking decision of choosing which asparagus steamer to take with her to the island refuge.
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Tash
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have had a character go into a coma due to a brain tumour and then have her daughter take over her financial matters. Obviously the lad has to then start explaining all over again what the whole thing is about.

I have also had another character be in a car wreck on the way to WU and then have to have a leg amputated. Every lad slap then includes reference to the lost leg and how it is the lad's fault.

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Entomologist
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Dwatina, Very Happy

The sequel to the Store front crash, you mention, putting WU out of action: The construction workers who were repairing the Shop have gone on strike.

Negotiations have broken down when workers stormed the meeting yelling slogans of "Unfair" Further proceedings are on hold indefinitely.

The simple crash has effectively disrupted an entire town. The real villian who caused the RV to bomb into the shop was driving a red Corvette. He escaped unscathed.

The store had WU, bank and postal services beside the newsagency and family shopping items.

Only the driver of the RV knows of the red Corvette. Watch Out.

Cheers

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Loki
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

one of my characters developed a terryfying case of Tribbleitus which he contracted after performing surgery on a clown's anus, which resulted in explosive diarrhea and an inflammation of his Shatner's Bassoon Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Loki wrote:
Shatner's Bassoon


Have you seen my G.E.F.A.F.W.I.S.P thread? Very Happy
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=189307&start=0

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Loki
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

why yes. yes i have. i love it, and fully intend to use it at the next best oppotunity Very Happy

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rocknrollnobody
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've got a character that couldn't get to the W U office due to a large amount of giant mega-squirrels infesting the land. They ate his car.

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Loki
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

damn those pesky mega-squirrels.



they're in league with the tribbles you know

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The city was gated and locked and no one could leave or enter the city. The closest Western Union was right outside my city. You could see it from the gates.

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Loki
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The city was gated and locked and no one could leave or enter the city. The closest Western Union was right outside my city. You could see it from the gates.


I f*****g love this! I can picture it perfectly in my mind. What a wonderful approach, i lol'd at work

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My character was driving to a meeting with some lads at a hotel near Heathrow airport. Unfortunately my car, a vintage Bentley, was in a horrific and ghastly crash on the M1 due to the fact I was driving at 110 mph and talking on my mobile at the same time.

My baiting phone must have received 40+ calls in the next 4 hours Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I go psychotic at lads who use lawyers and then sack the lawyers. If i get an insult I then ask the lad to get the lawyers information and give it to me whereby I tell the lad I am going to B*llock chop the lawyer.

I go into great detail about the "operation" and refuse to budge on the information until I get it. The lads then beg and beg not to perform the b*ollock chop on the lawyer as the bait cannot move on. I have one on the go like this at the moment.

The lad is in a right state begging for money and help constantly. I just say get me the details or else.

I have found sacking lawyers really throws lads. I sacked three in a row once and the lad was beside himself with desperation. I use any old excuse and give them really tight response deadlines. Great fun.

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