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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I found a book called Peacocks and Commas, a collection of competitions for readers of the Spectator, and one of them was a challenge to create some truly nauseating feasts.

Mint Bloater Soup
Donkey Liver Mousse with Butterscotch Sauce
Sow's Udders in Aspic with Whelk Fritters
Liquorice Potatoes and Crystallised Sprouts
Parsnip Porridge
Goat's Kidneys in Marmalade
Camembert and Rhubarb Waffles
Sardine Shortbread
Mentholated Coffee

Or then there's...

Hors d'Oeuvre Maison
Whelks, Pontefract cakes, boiled liver and fresh ants' eggsin a chilled puree of swede
Baleine a l'Ecossaise
Whale brains in whiske sauce
Porc Tartare
Served with roast banana skins, pickled fudge and crushed Horlicks tablets.
Coupe Royale
Tomato icecream topped with anchovies, garlic, tea-leaves, salted garlic and creme de menthe
Cafe Minceur
A blend of coffee, alcohol-free lager and carrot juice
Bon-bons Surprise
Chocolate coated oysters

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm hungry...

Especially for Goat Kidney's in Marmalade...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Those sound like the kind of dishes that Heston Blumenthal would have on the menu.

I quite like the thought of camembert and rhubarb waffles though - two of my favourite foods combined.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mint Bloater Soup puke
Donkey Liver Mousse with Butterscotch Sauce puke
Sow's Udders in Aspic with Whelk Fritters puke
Liquorice Potatoes and Crystallised Sprouts puke
Parsnip Porridge puke
Goat's Kidneys in Marmalade puke
Camembert and Rhubarb Waffles .. OOOOOH now that sounds nice. Very Happy
Sardine Shortbread puke
Mentholated Coffee puke

Or then there's...

Hors d'Oeuvre Maison
Whelks, Pontefract cakes, boiled liver and fresh ants' eggsin a chilled puree of swede
puke

Baleine a l'Ecossaise
Whale brains in whiske sauce
puke

Porc Tartare
Served with roast banana skins, pickled fudge and crushed Horlicks tablets.
puke

Coupe Royale
Tomato icecream topped with anchovies, garlic, tea-leaves, salted garlic and creme de menthe
puke

Cafe Minceur
A blend of coffee, alcohol-free lager and carrot juice
puke

Bon-bons Surprise
Chocolate coated oysters
puke

OK so one out of fifteen ain't so bad. Laughing ewwwww ..

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugu balls with Shitto sauce, om nom nom.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Where is the vegemite with anchovies and avocado on toast?

Well?

And everyone knows you cook sows udder in Guinness, served with slow roasted cruibeens.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No Mountain Oysters?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A colleague mentioned her husband's boyhood treat - 'cheese maggots'. Maggots that are fed on cheese then eaten. Apparently they 'pop in the mouth'. puke

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