How to get a loan lad off script

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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:42 am

I had a stupid little idea, and tried it on a lucky loan lad. It's ridiculous how greedy these guys are.

I'm having tons of fun with this!

The names are all changed since this is ongoing.

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Mr. Fuckface,

My name is Peter Stevens. I urgently need a loan to pay some fees to a man in Nigeria who needs help getting some money out of the country. Barrister Frank Obafemi said he will transfer 50% of the money into my account as soon as I pay this last fee of $15,000.

I would like to apply for a loan of $15,000 please. What do I need to do?

Regards,
Peter Stevens

He keeps to the script, and I keep hinting that I've been a good little maga and paid up to my new business partner...

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Mr. Fuckface, thank you for working with me.

I have already paid Barrister Obafemi fees totaling about $10,000. That was for some security fees, barrister fees, and some other stuff. I thought I would have gotten the $14 million from him, but different fees keep on popping up. I hope this is the last one.

Of course, Barrister Frank, being one of Mr. G's henchmen, has access to Peter's account!

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Mr. Fuckface,

I got a call this afternoon from Barrister Frank, and he told me not to do business with you because you were a scammer. He said you wouldn't give me a loan, and you were just trying to steal my money.

Now he told me to stop emailing you, but I wanted to hear your side of the story before I made any decisions. He said you were a scammer, but I really need to get a loan in order to pay Frank.

What do you have to say about all this? Please email me soon, as Frank is getting very anxious about me sending him the money.

Peter

About time you got off script!

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Hello Peter,

I was surprised to receive an email from Barrister,so that is the reason why im forwarding to you the email he sent to me yesterday, i do not know where he got my email, did you give it to him, i must let you know that Barrister Frank is THE SCAMMER THAT IS FROM NIGERIA, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF SUCH SCAM THAT YOU HELP TO CLAIM MONEY THAT IS NOT YOURS OVER THE INTERNET, IF YOU COULD REMEMBER IN MY FIRST EMAIL THAT YOUR REASON FOR COLLECTING A LOAN FROM OUR COMPANY TO PAY THAT AMOUNT TO GET AN INVISIBLE MONEY FROM SO CALLED Frank WAS NOT GENUINE, ITS FAKE...BETTER WITHDRAW FROM SUCH TRANSACTION, AFTER YOU MUST HAD PAID $10000 AND STILL YET NOTHING SHOWED UP BUT HE KEPT ON WITH BILLS, CANT YOU SEE THAT HE HAS BEEN SCAMMING AND FOOLING YOU OF NO MONEY THAT HE WOULD GIVE TO YOU..

THAT EMAIL IS AN EVIDENCE THAT Frank IS THE SCAMMER HERE, NIGERIANS ARE SCAMMERS SO BEWARE!!!!!

MY COMPANY WOULD HELP YOU TO REFUND YOUR $10000 SO ALL I WANT FROM YOU IS TO STOP RESPONDING TO HIS EMAILS AS FROM NOW FORTH..THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY ..A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE

In the meantime, I've emailed my lad as Barrister Frank, telling him to keep offffffffffffffffffffff! A shocked Peter writes:

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WHAT?! What do you mean, he's a scammer? I've already sent him 10 grand! He has my money waiting in the trunk boxes and he's going to transfer it to me in 2 weeks! What are you talking about?

And what are those emails? I don't understand any of that. you're saying Frank sent those to you? How does Frank have your information? I never sent it to him....

I'm very confused. Please explain this....

Peter

Now it gets good:

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LOOK AT THIS HARSH EMAIL FROM Frank BELOW TO ME..MAGA IN NIGERIA MEANS FOOL, THAT IS WHAT HE IS CALLING YOU Laughing

He then proceeded to forward to me the correspondence between him and my fake lad:

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Subject: Re: AM WARNING YOU RIGHT NOW KEEP OFF MY MAGA Peter OK

Peter Stevens DEY MY CLIENT, NOT YOURS , AM MONITORING HIS EMAIL BOX OK

YOU KEEP OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OR WE WILL HAVE PROBLEM OK????

Johnny Fuckface responds:

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IS THAT A THREAT?????

IF YOU WANT ME TO KEEP OFF, THEN YOU MUST SEND ME $1000 OR ELSE I WOULD BURST UR JOB AFTER U DON COLECT $10000 FROM HER HAND, NA HE USE HIS LEG ENTER MY TRAP, SO IF U WANT TO COLLECT MORE MONEY FROM HER, LET ME DO MY JOB OK THEN I CAN GIVE YOU YOUR OWN %, DEAL??

OR ELSE .............

No, no. That's not how it works. Barrister Frank responds in bold red text, in the largest font Gmail can muster up:

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YES THAT IS A THREAT, GOAT LIKE YOU. IF I CAN HACK Peter BOX, DONT THINK I CAN NOT FIND WHERE YOU LIVE OK. MY BOYZ CAN FIND YOU AND I GARANTEE YOU DO NOT WANT THAT OK. WE MAKE YOU REGREAT THE DAY YOUR MAMA OPENED HER SMELLING TOTO AND SPIT YOU OUT OK.

Peter DEY MY CLIENT, THIS IS NOT FOR DISCUSSION, I DO NOT DISCUSS WITH GOATS.

KEEP EMAILING Peter AND YOU GO SEE HOW QUICK I GO PULL TRIGGER FOR YOUR FUCKING HEAD, *DELETED*

Luckily for me, my lad knows an assassin, who I'll soon be paying to kill off Barrister Frank and all his boyz.

I'll be emailing the assassin with a list of demands for the execution.

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:46 am

Shameful, just shameful. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:25 am

Tsk tsk. The nerve! Don't they realise there's an assassination and dolla chop protocol? You'd think they'd never heard of online assassination etiquette. What do they teach these lads. I mean, honestly ..

(Loving your work, thrylos!)

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