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 Worried my lad may not be able to open my Passport Scan!

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GoRideEmCowboy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey guys, I'm a little worried because my lad is unable to open my scanned passport picture that I sent him. This is important to me because I really want to claim my consignment!

I sent him a 20mb, high quality, "It's Raining Men.flv" compressed to a Bzip2 file archived in a 7z file, archived in a rar file, with a JPG extension.

My lad says he is unable to open the file. Am I doing something wrong?!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pmsl!

I doubt anyone can help with this!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He needs to download theweathergirls.fat32 using rupaul.tar as a decompression unit.

And maybe channel Sylvester through a spirit medium just to be safe

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Priceless.. And I thought i was snazzy, with my beatlessong renamed passport.jpg..

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
My lad says he is unable to open the file. Am I doing something wrong?!


Hahahahahaha!! Fantastic.

He's clearly not trying anywhere near hard enough. SLAP! What is he, some kind of amateur who can barely log on?? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only 20 mb. Thats your problem, to be able to open the file in that format it must be at least 37,5 mb. Sent a larger one and se if he can open it.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't send too big of a file. Some email providers have size limits. I try to keep them about 15 megs just in case.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear, that's too bad. Here, let me help... PassportPhoto.jpeg
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^my lads get so pissed off when I do stuff like that Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps it's because your lad's computer can't read Vista files. Suggest he upgrades to a new system.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pfft. All you need is the converter program. It comes with Windows - to run it press Win+R, type 'winmine', and hit enter.

Then you go through this decoding process where you click the right little squares... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the problem might be a virus on your lads computer - ask them to check if there's a file 'kernel32.dll' - it causes loads of problems, it was written by the Gom3rBoyz to chop jobs.

Yes, it is a core Windows file, but no, he physically can't delete it (so no ITP's will be hurt - Windows is self-healing for essential files) - so make him find a computer without kernel32.dll installed if he wants secure communication.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fartina o'douriss wrote:
Oh dear, that's too bad. Here, let me help... PassportPhoto.jpeg
Twisted Evil


Is there something wrong with my computer? I can't open the attached picture. I got a local PC support person to install linux over my windows even it was quite expensive just like you told to and compiled GIMP but still I can't open it. Maybe there is something wrong at your end?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy

Best news I've heard all day. The only good Lad is a screaming, frustrated, image media-deprived Lad.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He'll give up shortly and tell you it's fine.
Personally, I'd slap him as my eight year old daughter can open that file with no problem.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

manbiteslion wrote:
I think the problem might be a virus on your lads computer - ask them to check if there's a file 'kernel32.dll' - it causes loads of problems, it was written by the Gom3rBoyz to chop jobs.


That's right. And if your lad needs any further convincing on just how dangerous this virus is, then feel free to send him this vital information.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
That's brilliant Tigbitties! Great to see you back! Laughing

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, the weekly World news... I LOVE that paper, it's the ONLY place to get news from Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's great Very Happy

The only thing I'm worried about is when it gets to a non-lad somehow and they forward it to all their friends and start a mass worldwide panic.
Actually, that would be quite fun to watch. Carry on. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I wonder how long it will be until a tech support worker somewhere starts getting calls asking how to remove kernell32.dll Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ It probably happens every day

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Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
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x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dwatina wrote:
Don't send too big of a file. Some email providers have size limits. I try to keep them about 15 megs just in case.



You're right about that. I did have a problem sending to him at first but, it was because his mailbox was full. he gave me a new address and I sent the same file.

Additionally, his "lawyer" sent me a form to fill out. The top half of the form was supposed to be filled out by the lawyer himself but he did not fill it out. I slapped him pretty hard for that. He resisted for a few emails but he later did fill out the form by hand, scanned it, and sent it to me. I sent "scanned" the form and sent it back to him. My scan consisted of a Dixie Chicks mp3 archived to a 7zip file with a jpg extension.

I hope he can read my signature... Rolling Eyes
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