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Surjour
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 13
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Posted:
Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:04 pm |
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just got this today lol
Dear Sir,
We receive the shock news of a near fatal accident that left you with a broken
spinal cord which impaired your ability to hear and speak. In order words, we
have been officially informed that you are now invalid, deaf and dumb arising
from a motor accident which damaged your spinal cord. This information was
provided to us by your Nigerian Lawyer appointed to oversee your transaction.
Furthermore, the Lawyer presents us a set of documents to portray that you have
willed your funds to him and has given him a Power of Attorney to take over your
transaction and claim your outstanding funds accordingly.
In view of the sympathetic and sensible nature of this report, we are obliged to
confirm this from you before taking action in favour of your Lawyer by wiring
the funds to his chosen bank account as well as sympathize with you. Please
confirm the validity of this report and state clearly whether you are invalid,
deaf and dumb arising from your auto accident.
To further convince us that you are the very person, I would prefer you call me
immediately on +2e4 805 5o3 959o as soon as you receive this message otherwise,
we would have no choice but to act according to your Will.
Expecting to receive your call and email.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. St3ve 3lusope
Head of Finance
Stanbic 1BTC Bank. |
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Bobtheelephant
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 381
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Posted:
Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:28 pm |
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I'm no doctor, but I don't even think the spine affects hearing at all. |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:10 pm |
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That's..... astounding.
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Posted:
Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:13 pm |
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So how did he figure you where going to phone him if you're deaf?
You should be able to have really fun with this guy. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Posted:
Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:36 pm |
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You my have to get someone to call on your behalf and translate for you, the call could be quite entertaining as there could be some slip ups in passing the messages from the lad to you and back.
Next he'll be asking you to fly out to see him. |
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