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Kokomeister
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I came up this game on a conlang and foreign forums and though maybe trying it here.

You know when you're too obsessed with scambaiting when...


....When most of your PDF, Microsoft Word (Open Office, Note Pad, Word pad etc), and Gimp is filled with mainly tools on baiting lads.
....when you're baiting more than 10 lads at one time.
...when you get your lads to say hilarious things in their emails often.


Let me know if you guys get confused.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

....I'm posting in this thread. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You use the word "modalities" in ordinary conversation.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Other websites you frequented before don't get visited any longer!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sunshine, I thought I was the only one....it really confuses people who are not in the know about modalities.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...when I rush home after work to check my baiter accounts
...when I wake up at 3:00 a.m. with an idea to really torture my lad
...when I'm doing gchat all night or on the phone with lads and suddenly it's 2:00 a.m. and I'm drunk and haven't eaten Sad (and I've got to get some sleep as I have to get up three hours later)

Edit: It sucks when the hangover hits at noon-time.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...when you can't get any work done (even at work...)

...when your RL personal email address is the one you visit the least often

...when you really begin to believe you're the baiting persona and imagine his entire backstory, even though you don't use most of it

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... When you have a collection of fake checks that were sent to you from scammers.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

.....family members start coming up with story lines and delays for you.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...when you wake up in the middle of the night because your fake lad character would be up at that time if you were in that time zone.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you consider it a good start of the day because you have 8 new messages in your baiter inbox.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you go to all the trouble of writing to your lads, from a Public Library 'cos you don't actually HAVE the internet at home Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Really? Where do you live, in the 19th century? Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... when you can't wait to show the rest of your family the newest piggy in your siggy!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...you talk to your toddler in pidgin. "How far, my little guy? Diaper na wet?"

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... you enjoy being sworn at, insulted, threatened and having wishes of an untimely death directed at you

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... when you're glee with joy that the lad actually responded to your ridiculous response

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Bohigal: I just had a vision, bohijunior on kindergarten shows the teacher his drawing and says "na see my new format oooo" Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When a new friend says "hey give me your telephone number!" and you say "I'm sorry but I don't have a phone / the telephone is the devil's work / my dog ate my telephone / our entire telephone network has been eaten by goats."

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ You say "I'm deaf"

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... when a friend calls you out of the blue and asks what you're doing these days and you say you're a 73 year old lady with cancer of the spling gland and cannot get to the bank.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... When you call your own bank and refuse to confirm your account details because the line might be bugged by the CIA who arrested your friends only last week. Laughing

Btw if you do call your own bank and refuse to confirm your account details, they hang up. ( i tried Cool )

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you're a heterosexual male, but you think that pictures of African men naked is a thing to be excited about.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you want to name your cat "Mugu"

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