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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is the beginning of an email from my newest love lad. It's amazing she can press the keys considering that they are about the same size as her. Laughing

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My Dear!
How was your night over there in your country,i believe you had a nice night and that the atmosphere over there in your country is very nice today? Mine is a little bit warm over here in Dakar Senegal.My name is Lussy Omuru i am (24)years old, single (never married before), fair in complexion, 1.73cm.

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"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."

"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"

"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"

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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Explain to 'it' that should be mm, not cm. Will they ever learn the metric system? Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy
I get the funny mental image of a little tiny lad hopping and landing from one key to the next in order to type.

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"Pls promise me you wont waste my time because many people have done the same to me.."

"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."

"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"

"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"

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Dutch
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

.. and hoping it gets stuck between the keys ... I see what you mean. Very Happy

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manbiteslion
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic! Imagine trying to shove the mouse around!

Or maybe the lad has an iphonealike and types jumping around on the touchscreen?

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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I get more laffs from the name. "Lussy" as in Octo-Lussy. or Lussy Galore

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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good example of

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The Under-Estimator (Notfaria tohellicum): Completely underestimates things like weights, measures and distances in his scam e-mails.

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or maybe she is in labor, and that's how far dilated she is! Laughing

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"Pls promise me you wont waste my time because many people have done the same to me.."

"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."

"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"

"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"

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puckettgw
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the kid's definitely going to need all the money its mother can scam out of people, if that's all it has to work with :O

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