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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:49 pm |
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So as some of you know Im a newb at baiting , but I do have a great scam that i would like to pass on to some of the more experienced baiters. If one of you can pull this off it would be so awesome and I will send you $64 Billion Rupees after you send me all of your personal information and account numbers.
Anyhow on to the scam. T
Not very original for sure as I have seen similar ones, but nothing like this exactly.
So we have this company "Animalisitc Enterprises"
We sell images to fetish publications for print.
We need to get images of people SCAMMERS
sticking their tongues up a horses ass, or even a burro will do. This person will become famous because we will publish this worldwide and it pays very very well, to the tune of $10,000.00 per image for horses, $7,000.00 for Burro's and we are looking for pics with a llama, we will pay $50,000.00 for llama's they are in higher demand an are much rarer.
We pay 50% more for video of the act. All submissions must be accompanied by a head shot and personal information so that we can facilitate payment... in another country unfortunately we cant pay you there because of the laws. The person must of course give us all the personal information along with a real phone number where they can be reached and an address to send the forms to ...
In the end the poor person will find that the company has been raided by the US Department of Animal Cruelty, and that they have your name and address and you must run before they get you and take you to your local prison. Which creates a runner, and of course we will help you get out of the country.... for about $500.00 cash we can facilitate that !
LMAO you can see where this is going... I am a web designer and coder so I have mad skills at photo editing and documents... I am willing to help to get some laughs ! |
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DungDigger
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:00 pm |
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Cruelty to animals. Although they could instead be giving full-on deep throat kisses to animals. No physical cruelty to the animals then, although they may end up psychologically scarred ... (the animals, that is, not the lads hehe) |
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Ima Baeder
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:06 pm |
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Interesting idea . . . (disgustingly so).
Be aware that anti beastiality laws do actually apply here on Eater so we'd not want the images posted here. DungDigger also has a point about not encouraging the harming of animals. I'm sure you could tweak it so that the animal isn't harmed and the scammer is still humiliated.
I'd also leave this part off the bait as it's unnecessary and could be construed by public reading the forum here as racist. :
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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:12 pm |
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Here is a website i made that you can use to hook them in !!!
link removed - JC
AS you can see the website can be altered to be anything from a bank to a fictitious enforcement agency |
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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:14 pm |
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Agreed, we can tweak the scam a bit but thats why you guys are the old heads and Im the newbie, lets get this rolling !!!!
Be sure to go to the rates and services page and read the fine print at the bottom of the page LMAO
link removed - JC
Ima Baeder wrote: |
Interesting idea . . . (disgustingly so).
Be aware that anti beastiality laws do actually apply here on Eater so we'd not want the images posted here. DungDigger also has a point about not encouraging the harming of animals. I'm sure you could tweak it so that the animal isn't harmed and the scammer is still humiliated.
I'd also leave this part off the bait as it's unnecessary and could be construed by public reading the forum here as racist. :
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Badgerbait
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:05 pm |
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Bad Juju.
This is not right, very NSFW (with no disclaimer for the "web site"). The whole pretext is Bestiality. Read the stickies, read the ethics thread, terrible idea. I really think even lads are above this, and I have never hugged one! |
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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:09 pm |
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Badgerbait wrote: |
An' Den? |
An Den we keep them on the run from the "U.S. Department of Animal Cruelty" LOL |
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Badgerbait
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:11 pm |
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They won't care about a US agency, they will drop you like a stone when you even try to hook them. |
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A.T.Tappman
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:16 pm |
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Vampiremerchant
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:22 pm |
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I have to agree this is a bit OTT |
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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:23 pm |
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The website was a free hosting thing it is changeable i just wanted to prove the ability to put it up, and it is actually gone already..... the idea was prefaced on the fact that no one in their right mind would even consider this which is why it would be a great catch...
I do like the open mouth kiss that was suggested, although I'm pretty sure that would still fall under bestiality...maybe I am not 100 % clear on what the actual definition of the term is all i am sure of is it includes sexual acts with animals, and here in MD it can include sleeping in the bed with your dog.
Anyway So if anyone has any ideas lets hear them.. I am open to changing some of the details that's why I am asking for advice and help here...
This is actually kind of personal to me as one of these shit bags took almost $20,000.00 from my late grandmother claiming to be from her bank, she had no clue as she was not very computer savvy. and it cost her her home.
As for them being afraid of a U.S. agency , i would guess not, i wouldn't be afraid of any agency from their country, but if we could convince them that this agency is in touch with their most feared law enforcement agency and has their name and address along with a photo of them doing strange things with animals then they might be inclined to run and spend some of that hard earned 419 cash to do so... |
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gerald.fird
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:27 pm |
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They don't care about any law enforcement!
And this is a bad idea. I'm honestly telling you now, before something bad happens |
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Bobtheelephant
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:30 pm |
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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:36 pm |
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screw you bob Im not a troll Im a new person here looking for advice.... a$$hat. |
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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:37 pm |
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gerald.fird wrote: |
They don't care about any law enforcement!
And this is a bad idea. I'm honestly telling you now, before something bad happens |
maybe it is...back to the drawing board..... |
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Bobtheelephant
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:43 pm |
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If I was out of line there, my apologies.
But when I read your suggestion it nauseated me to the point where I couldn't believe someone was posting it with a straight face. |
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tommyhie
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:55 pm |
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Mod edit: quote of preceding post removed, please use reply rather than quote when posting. Thanks -Ima
No harm no foul, Sorry to have snapped. I didnt post it with a straight face btw LOL
But I am very skilled at creating believable websites and documents if anyone needs them |
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Ima Baeder
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Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:47 pm |
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This seems as if you've both sorted it out already but I'd like to note that let's please try to refrain from calling other members trolls.
@Tommyhie: Setting up websites is a good skill for baiting. Keep being creative, just tone it down so it's a bit less offensive next time. |
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tommyhie
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Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:45 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
This seems as if you've both sorted it out already but I'd like to note that let's please try to refrain from calling other members trolls.
@Tommyhie: Setting up websites is a good skill for baiting. Keep being creative, just tone it down so it's a bit less offensive next time. |
Roger that |
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Badgerbait
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Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:24 pm |
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Didn't mean to get off on the wrong foot either. Your skills are invaluable but there are cleaner more lad logical avenues. Honestly, the lads would have no doubt avoided the bait like the plague after seeing the website. Tried and true are church sites, charities, "fellow lad sites", and custom made businesses. While very low key, the lads love legitimate looking opportunities.
Being that you are new and everyone piled on you, let me re-start.
Welcome, please review the stickies, attend Eater U., get a mentor, and bait safe. Deffo get a mentor, you can sweep ideas by them before posting.
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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tommyhie
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Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:30 pm |
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Badgerbait wrote: |
Didn't mean to get off on the wrong foot either. Your skills are invaluable but there are cleaner more lad logical avenues. Honestly, the lads would have no doubt avoided the bait like the plague after seeing the website. Tried and true are church sites, charities, "fellow lad sites", and custom made businesses. While very low key, the lads love legitimate looking opportunities.
Being that you are new and everyone piled on you, let me re-start.
Welcome, please review the stickies, attend Eater U., get a mentor, and bait safe. Deffo get a mentor, you can sweep ideas by them before posting.
Again, welcome. |
Thanks for the advice Badger... I did sign up for a mentor I am reading the Baiting U and stickies as well, I guess I should have done that but as with most techies, I just dove in without reading the instructions LOL |
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