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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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My Full name is kate, 23 years old girl, dark in complexion, 5.5 cm, 63kg, i am undergraduate, i like reading novels, watching movies i love going beside the beach with my friends during the summer season, i love swimming, i also like watching football but i am not a footballer


Looks like I'm in love with a smurf Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Physics ain't my area of expertise - what would shehave to be made of to weigh 63 kilos?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You're being scammed by Lionel Messi. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
made of to weigh 63 kilos?


Gold bullion?

Although, if this were true, they wouldn't need to scam, they'd just snap off a finger, and buy a house...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reminds me of the flexible Filipina scammer:

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well, i'm a typical Filipina but i got a fair comflexion. I want an honest man and one man woman. My Height 152cm - 163cm (5' to 5'4")


Her stretching exercises could get Kate up to almost 16cm.... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dude! I'm baiting 'her' too and I didn't even notice that.

She's such a slut, having several boyfriends...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yestreb .. It would have to be something super massive, such as a black hole .. which is relevant Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wowwow wrote:
Yestreb .. It would have to be something super massive, such as a black hole .. which is relevant Wink


normal human weighs a little over 1g/cm^3

she weighs about 21,000 to 11,000/cm3 depending on girth. That's more than five orders of magnitude greater than a normal person. In order to satisfy that she'd be made of something a little lighter or perhaps slightly heavier than a white dwarf star

a black hole or neutron star would be a bit heavier I think...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One wonders how well the whole 2.2 inches tall thing goes over with her college profs.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She hasn´t told us how broad she is yet...200 metres?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The incredible pancake lad...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I need to learn metric, sorry but I'm an American.

kilograms to lbs?

But I do have a better idea about centimeters

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

try baiting from the position that you believe her and are willing to turn her into a circus freak for a huge amount of cash up front and then ask for some photos of her standing next to a hairless cat wearing a fez hat in order to prove it first.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mhallack wrote:
I need to learn metric, sorry but I'm an American.

kilograms to lbs?

But I do have a better idea about centimeters


1 kg = 2.2 lbs


In the pictures she sent me she looks pretty normal, I would have never guessed she's so tiny.
However, she mysteriously changed her last name from one mail to the next...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

theblob wrote:
she mysteriously changed her last name from one mail to the next...


I'm trying to get my lads to accept that I'm calling them standard kitchen appliances.

He started with Wilfrid, so I called him Wilfridge, and then Wefridge, and finally, this morning, TheFridge.

He doesn't seem to have noticed, or at least, hasn't complained. Maybe he likes it?

Now, how to mangle a name into 'Toaster'...



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was watching Greatest Loser last night and some woman weiged in at 450 lbs, now that's big.
I'm 198 lbs, or 15 stone.
I'm British and I do think in pounds and stone for weight and miles for distance even though those people in Brussels tell us not to.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, I believe this tiny ladette is probably composed of pure hadrons. This would explain why her name changes (as her quarks drift, she becomes a completely different entity) and why she's so dense. Additionally, she could be 5.5cm as measured while at extremely high velocities (maybe one of her nonexistent relatives is an astrophysicist?)

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

She is certainly small, but she isn't the smallest lad ever! Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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what would shehave to be made of


unobtainium Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i'd say Greedium, or possibly Failium, but Unobtainium is probably the correct element.

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