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khawk
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Guys for making me welcome here at eater. Thought you would love to see my first real succuess! Victor came to me quoting the bible etc. etc. so I devised a business in which I sold handwitten copies of the bible to rich, stupid Americans. The only problem was that I didn't have anyone to hand write the bible out. If only I hand someone to hand write the bilbe, I could sell them on and pay the person $1 dollar per sentence. Someone on eater pointed out that that would me I would be paying Victor $800,000. Victor didn't seem to see the problem...

Hmm.. Can't seem to find a way to get the book of genesis up as a JPeg. Can anyone send me an email and I'll send them back. [email protected]

Yip, Figured it. They are all up on the trophy room.

You are going to love them

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This sounds excellent, Khawk. Post a link if you would, please. I would love to see them.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mmmm, nice.

But with something as widely distributed as the bible, I think you should have it translated into a few different languages. A Trilingual copy of Genesis would be a lovely thing to have. Be sure to get it hand written and sent to you by post,

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear the demand for handwritten bibles in Russian is very high at the moment.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or Klingon, or Elvish, and some language that doesn't really exist.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

rocknrollnobody wrote:
Or Klingon, or Elvish, and some language that doesn't really exist.


lolcat would be the best

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ revtedbundy, sorry got you confused with the Rev. "Al" Bundy and the church of No Ma'am. Followed linky to lolcat bible. Shot choc. milk out nose. ( we need a smiley for that ).

Congrats to khawk with Victor. And a warm Eater welcome. I meant to write this in reverse order and give you top billing...oops another
netiquette social fauxpas...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You want a hand-written bible for all ages. That means hand drawn illustrations.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember that he needs to be using the King James version, not the NEV. Or, you know....vice versa

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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so I devised a business in which I sold handwitten copies of the bible to rich, stupid Americans.

Excellent modality! Very Happy Be sure to have them write out The 10 Commandments and any other bits which castigate thieves..... Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Have they started writing yet? I can't wait to add this to the scammer genus if they do Smile
*rubs hands with glee*

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