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MoutonBlanc
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 764
Location: Fort Knox
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:33 pm |
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My character is a monk in Mount Athos (not allowed to leave the place to... say... go to WU)
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Dear brother in Christ,
I'd like to help you but I do not know what you mean by "Western Union". How can I use it to send money ?
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The lad's reply shows he did not notice my cleaning the keyboard/heart failure moment :
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Thanks for your mail, You can take this information I gave you to Western Union then they will post the Money to us, After that you can send us the MTCN Number okay. |
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_________________ Ghana - Togo
x 34 - x 55 + x1 (shared)
x 5 x3 x2 x2
I am so sorry for i know am the person delaying your Fund here in Nigeria (H0nest K0ffi)
I am not overwhelmed by your action to make me suffer. (P4nagi0tis K0lli4s)
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Dr 4bra L4w4l)
AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT A MAN OF YOUR CANNIBAL WILL DO ANYTHING TO HOT THE FEELING OF HUMANS (4ndr3 L4lumi3re)
I HAVE BEEN HAVING PATIENCE WITH YOU AND YOU ARE PUSHING ME TO WALL, GO FUCK YOUR SELF (J0hn W35T)
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jrhc
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2010
Posts: 255
Location: Playing for fool from behind the bottom of his heart
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Posted:
Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:49 pm |
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One of my most recent lads didn't seem to notice that my "passport" was a giant red square. |
_________________ ...A Copy of your International Passport Or Driver's Linens... - Mr. Frank Douglass
You are not serious,how can you send this can of message to my bank? do you want me to go to gel? - Mr. dennis abuda
Can you...pray for Mai Arsehole. - Pastor George |
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Posted:
Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:17 pm |
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MoutonBlanc: I like your modality. Women aren't even allowed in Mount Athos...but the monks there have internet access! |
_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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MoutonBlanc
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 764
Location: Fort Knox
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Posted:
Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:56 pm |
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Yes, but the computers are all in the library and the library hours are very scarce. This may slow the correspondence sometimes... |
_________________ Ghana - Togo
x 34 - x 55 + x1 (shared)
x 5 x3 x2 x2
I am so sorry for i know am the person delaying your Fund here in Nigeria (H0nest K0ffi)
I am not overwhelmed by your action to make me suffer. (P4nagi0tis K0lli4s)
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Dr 4bra L4w4l)
AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT A MAN OF YOUR CANNIBAL WILL DO ANYTHING TO HOT THE FEELING OF HUMANS (4ndr3 L4lumi3re)
I HAVE BEEN HAVING PATIENCE WITH YOU AND YOU ARE PUSHING ME TO WALL, GO FUCK YOUR SELF (J0hn W35T)
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rocko-d-spirito
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2009
Posts: 137
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Posted:
Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:19 pm |
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As an experiment , I've been responding to a bunch of lads with the following and have seen no lack of responses.
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Hello,
Although i am interested in your deal, you should have some concerns.
First of all, I have a big mouth and cannot be trusted with secrets.
Also, if questioned by authorities, I will quickly give up your name
to avoid going back to prison.
I lost my passport in a poker game so that is out of the question.
I am telling you this because I believe honesty is the foundation of a
great business relationship. Please tell me what to do next.
-Thomas
p.s. - I have a serious cocaine addiction. |
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_________________ "be rest assured that someone from nowhere shall blow a good bullet into your scull soon." -Mr O
"which U.S. secretary of state, did you threw feces at.what was your reason for such stupid act and how mant times will i tell you what to do next." -Mrs. Abuchi
U WERE BORN FROM AN EPILEPTIC MADMAN'S SPERM [email protected]
Lagos to Accra="My friend an not happy at this time you have done me painfull thing"
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:44 pm |
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I have written back telling the mugu I was deceased. The bait then continued without any objection from the mugu.
Bruin |
_________________ ------------------------------
Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:40 pm |
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I usually reply to "ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE" with "Yes, I am dead, everything is correct"
Usually getting replys like "Stop joking, this is serious concern oooooo" |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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gerald.fird
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Mar 2010
Posts: 2135
Location: Ladland
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Posted:
Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:59 pm |
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^^^I haven't ever gotten a reply when I did that! |
_________________ = 309
x226 x36
X17
Mrs. CHIPIWA MAZIVA - Johannesburg to Cape Town - 1800 miles round-trip
"IDIOT DEY FOOL YOURSELF........ YOU NON GET WORK DATS WHY U DE FIND FOLLOW UP..... ILLITERATE
TAKE MY ID MAKE U ADD ME
MAKE I SHOW U MY WEBMAIL... U WILL NO DAT AM NOT HUNGRY... HUNGER GO KILL UR GENERATION" |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:01 pm |
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Its all in the delivery, Gerald....
Bruin |
_________________ ------------------------------
Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Posted:
Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:23 pm |
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Check my siggy for the best reply I got to my reply of yes, I'm dead! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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