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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:06 pm |
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The character I am using in this bait goes by the last name of B4st. The lad has been using the name N4na Benson.
Benson kept calling me Mr. Blast or Mr. Beast. Not wanting him to be more careful with his spelling, I have let him get away with it. Benson and B4st having been in a war of words. The lad figured a new character would have more luck so he introduced Barrister Victor Okum4. I thought it might be fun to play with the lad's names, too.
I wrote: |
Subject: Nenson Banana
Mr. Banana has been talking to me about a gold box that belongs to me but he has become very difficult to work with. He said I should contact you. So can we get this business done without all the trouble Mr. Banana caused? |
Attempting to set the record straight, the lad wrote: |
His name is not banana, But Benson, yes your box is here actually ,all what you have to send to get the necessary before it can be deliver is $500 USD.,also i send you my IDENTITY to see who your dealing with and send me your international passport and your direct telephone. |
I couldn't let the lad off that easy, so I wrote: |
Thank you for you prompt reply Mr. Barrier. My name is B4st not Benson. I don't know why Mr. Bandanna had to be so rude. I don't have a passport. My phone number is xxx. |
I wonder how long before the lad gets fed up with this? |
_________________ X 23 X 3
+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew?
Last edited by Raga Man on Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:35 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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theblob
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2010
Posts: 255
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:33 pm |
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I love to mess with their names. In each mail I address them with a different one.
So far, they don't seem to care, though. I went from Abongo to Obango to Obama. |
_________________ OINK OINK ! > x16 |
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jrhc
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2010
Posts: 255
Location: Playing for fool from behind the bottom of his heart
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Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:47 pm |
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"Nelson banana?" I like it. |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Posted:
Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:21 am |
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N4na Benson begat Nenson Banana begat Nenson Bandanna. If this keeps going I can see this lad become Bender, Blender, Bananza, who knows what all. And then I get to work on Victor Okun4. |
_________________ X 23 X 3
+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew?
Last edited by Raga Man on Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 am; edited 1 time in total |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:02 am |
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Someone once suggested I write my lad and change his name to Umbongo. I did, he never batted an eyelid. my current lad I'm calling Babar, and again he doens't bat an eyelid |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:55 am |
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You've just invented a new game R Man.
Six degrees of lad separation.
You've got to get your lad from, Barr Whatshisname to Charles Soludo in six emails (or under). |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:11 am |
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Make it one or two degree and you have new player |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Echo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Nov 2009
Posts: 46
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:57 am |
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internationalchrysis wrote: |
Someone once suggested I write my lad and change his name to Umbongo. I did, he never batted an eyelid. my current lad I'm calling Babar, and again he doens't bat an eyelid |
LMFOA!! Umbongo!!!! That's hilarious!! I'm sooo gonna do that!! |
_________________ x5
I can understand you are a killer - Sgt Julian Smith |
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Popiejopie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Apr 2010
Posts: 160
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:17 am |
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@Raga Man : hey, would that be the same as one of my current lads, V1ctor Ok0n ? (Without trailing 'a' and an 'o') |
_________________ x7 (5x from the same lad)
No! NO!! No!!! you are not the person i thought you were. I regret getting to this stage with you -- J0hn "M4t" G00dman
Thank you for your brilliant message. I did not mean to hurt your feelings, am sorry. -- 1GE. B. Sanus1
The Slow Banker (Stallus Popiejopieicum): Insanely slow-working bankers who take ages to e-mail you after the main lad has referred you, and even longer to process their own duff forms. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:38 am |
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Echo wrote: |
internationalchrysis wrote: |
Someone once suggested I write my lad and change his name to Umbongo. I did, he never batted an eyelid. my current lad I'm calling Babar, and again he doens't bat an eyelid |
LMFOA!! Umbongo!!!! That's hilarious!! I'm sooo gonna do that!! |
Babar - that elephant? Brilliant |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Posted:
Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:53 am |
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@Popie - Don't know but I'm not calling him 0kuma any more. Last email I called him 0tuna.
@windy - Can I go for Goodluck Jonathan instead? |
_________________ X 23 X 3
+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew? |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:49 pm |
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Raga Man wrote: |
Can I go for Goodluck Jonathan instead? |
Be my guest. I still laugh every time I see or hear his name. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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jrhc
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2010
Posts: 255
Location: Playing for fool from behind the bottom of his heart
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Posted:
Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:09 pm |
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If we're going for six degrees, we simply must change it to "Kevin Bacon." |
_________________ ...A Copy of your International Passport Or Driver's Linens... - Mr. Frank Douglass
You are not serious,how can you send this can of message to my bank? do you want me to go to gel? - Mr. dennis abuda
Can you...pray for Mai Arsehole. - Pastor George |
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