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 Of all the gorram nerve!

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The IMF is determined to do the right thing by Captain Mal:

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This is what wema bank required from you, before your fund will be transfer to your account.
Full name
Phone number
Bank account
Name of your bank
Age
Occupation
Country


Mal looked at that list and had a question:

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Why does Wema Bank need to know my age and occupation?


The IMF guy was most forthcoming:

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why the bank needed your occupation is to know what you are doing for a liveing because the fund you are about to receive is a big amount of money that is the reason behind it.
And concerning your age too, the bank have to know werther you are capable to receive this fund as the real beneficiary of the fund.


Mal was rightly angry at this:

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With respect, my age and occupation is none of their gorram business! I can do whatever I can with my money and no gorram nanny wannabes can say otherwise. Are we clear on this?


I hope there's more to come...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I do adore Captain Mal. Is Kaylee going to make an appearance?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, Captian Mal is one of my favourites too. Maybe we will get an audio of Captain Mal in full flow? I hope the lad will be suitably chastened.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That would be awesome! Do you find yourself using "goram" in every day speech? It kind of pulls us fans together. Using the Firefly mod on lads is perfect. Of course by now, Jayne would have just showed up, threatened the lad with Vera and robbed him.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Try sending them your driving license.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've used Mal a fair few times - here are some of the published baits in which other Firefly characters appear in active roles.

http://www.scamorama.com/reynolds_khan.html

http://www.scamorama.com/reynolds_moreno.html

http://www.scamorama.com/reynolds_williams.html

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oo oo, bonus points if you can work in a string of Chinese profanity! Here's a link I keep handy for replying to gold miners while playing WoW:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese_profanity

Shiiny! jump_4_joy
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is that like Sven 'gorram' Ericsson Wink

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