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David Bone
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2010
Posts: 66
Location: We don' need no steenkin' location
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Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:26 pm |
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Well well well - I've just been insulted (I think).
My Diplomat, the one who was to deliver me a brand new KIA. plus a million bucks, just sent me this one-liner:
"Send me your house address again goat."
Goat?? Is this like a big insult in Nigeria or something? I don't get it.
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"Who are you calling a goat, Dick?" |
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Fowan Nyne
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Location: Miniluv
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Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:28 pm |
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You shouldn't stoop to their level.
Keep it formal.
Rather than "Dick", "Richard" would be the best way to address him.
As in "My dear Richard Head, are you referring to me as a goat?" 
I'd be insulted at the fact that he wants to give me a Kia.  |
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D11
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Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:26 am |
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i knew a lad who was bi-sexual he liked goats and sheep.
Its an insult, as nurse nasty told me years ago - ignore the big errors.
Litterally just completely ignore it at this stage, prize lads are tough enough already anyway.
Just carry on as normal. |
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David Bone
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2010
Posts: 66
Location: We don' need no steenkin' location
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Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:17 am |
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Hmph - interesting. You'd think he'd be nicer to someone he wants money from. Oh well. He was getting boring anyway - ignored everything I wrote, wouldn't go off-script. He hasn't written back either. Maybe he's busy watching soccer. Doesn't matter - I don't want a lousy Kia anyway  |
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"You are a dick"
"Hope you will not vanish into a TIN AIR with the money "
"The ultimate measure of a woman is not where he/she lies in times of comfort..." (Huh?)
"I am married to Watson Ghayth an Arabian who is dead." (Bummer)
"...said 100kg Alluvial Gold Dust is free and clear from aliens"
"it is one year today we both never heard from each other" |
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David Bone
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2010
Posts: 66
Location: We don' need no steenkin' location
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Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:30 pm |
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Well, I thought about this for a while. Finally I sent him a WU receipt with the message, "I'm sorry, you win." For the question, I put "Who's a big jerk?" and for the answer I put in his name.
Now my lad has a dilemma. He thinks he's got me sussed, so he could just ignore this. On the other hand, he's staring at a nice looking official WU receipt for $500, complete with totally legible MTCN number. Should he risk it or not? Oh my, what to do?  |
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"You are a dick"
"Hope you will not vanish into a TIN AIR with the money "
"The ultimate measure of a woman is not where he/she lies in times of comfort..." (Huh?)
"I am married to Watson Ghayth an Arabian who is dead." (Bummer)
"...said 100kg Alluvial Gold Dust is free and clear from aliens"
"it is one year today we both never heard from each other" |
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