SAFARI - Tattooed lad goes from Lagos to Accra

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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:26 am

G'day fellow baiters...

Rev Who and I infiltrated a nest of lads and managed to get 2 of them tattooed for our church:

Here are the full threads:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=183151
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=183149

We thought to ourselves. What is the bloody point of just getting these idiots inked up and letting the bait die, we need to get their asses moving to collect their money so what better place to send these "orphan lads" but to Accra, Ghana for some fun.

Just before I post the latest safari, I will let you know that a couple of weeks ago we sent these Owerri lads a few hundred kms to Lagos in the hope of getting them to Accra but couldnt get a decent IP hit on them to claim a safari for it but we know they were there. Such a shame too because they spent 3 days sleeping in a security hut and some of their rants were wicked.

Plenty of calls in this bait from the "Ring-a-ding King" Rev Who

Well, what we decided to do was to create a situation in Accra that the lads couldn't resist so here is the latest from these clowns where we DID get an IP hit from them, this posting starts from when they were still in Lagos:

Quote:

Dear Stanley,

I have just received a call from Jxxxs Dxxxld and he has been trying to call you this morning in regards to the emergency situation that he needed to attend to in Accra, Ghana as soon as possible.

One of our churches that was being constructed in Accra caught fire during construction and the building is now a ruin, Reverend Jxxxs Dxxxld who was staying with the Akpan family had to go immediately to Accra to meet with Wellington, the new Ghana branch leader who is in charge of the construction project to help him find a new place to stay because his home was attached to the burned down building. Mr Akpan has been kind enough to drive Jxxxs Dxxxld to Accra.

This means that you will need to travel to Accra to meet with James, as he still has your Leadership packs and packages that I arranged for him to give you and you can collect them from him in Accra when you get there.
I suggest that you tell a driver to take you to Accra and Jxxxs Dxxxld will pay the driver when you get there. The address where James will be is: Akasanoma Road, Accra, Ghana.

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

Quote:

dear father,
it really pains me in my heart that i arranged to meet with rev dxxald on monday ,i knew what i gone through getting our transportation money to travel down to lagos ,then i have been in lagos since sunday 6th of june 2010 trying to call rev jxmes with the number he gave to me still no one picks my call.i didnt came with enough money now i am stranded with little emmanuel ,our hotel accomodations have been expired and we dont have a place to stay now.
no good food to feed and no money to take transportation back to home imo state.how can rev james brought us out and leave us on the desert to suffer and dye like a chicken.
i am crying deeply on sending this mail to you.
i dont ever think that my church rev well respected person will handle us this way.
as you are saying that we should inter a car to ghana to meet him how do you think like that ,our country is not like yours before you take and transportatin to any where here in this country you will pay the transportation fees cash before they will carry you to the place.
i dont have money to go to ghana i have not come out from the one i am into talkless of going to ghanna place count me out for that.
i am very very annoyed,although is very panful to hear about the curch problems may God help out for the funding for the repairing of it.
rev james did not even care to pick my calls or call me back to know my situation of here,lagos is not my base i am only being here for secound times only.
please father tell him that i can only wait for him in lagos till friday 13th then i will look for away to go back to my state imo state.by saturday by God grace if i find some one to take care of our transportations.
i will stop hear and hope to hear from you
bye
yours son
stanley obinna oparah

Quote:

Dear Stanley,

I understand that cash is needed to get to Ghana but I assure you that if you tell a driver that you will have a man waiting for you when you get there to pay him then it won't be a problem.

Whatever the driver asks as payment, tell him that Jxxxs Dxxxld will pay him double that. James has your leadership packs and the items you requested so once you get to Ghana, everything will be well

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

Quote:

please father,
nigeria system is different,no driver will allow that,i suggest i wait for him in lagos uptill friday if i dont meet with him then he can take it by himself,he told me to come to lagos then i borrowed money to be in lagos as we suggested now you are telling me to go to ghana please i am not ready to go to any ghana if he really wants me to have my packs he could wait for me because i explained everything to him.
i will stay up to friday if i did not see him i will start making arrangement on how to get my transportation money with emmanuel i like people stading on there words anytime any day.
bye
stanley

Quote:

Dear Stanley,

You need to get yourself to Ghana ASAP. Do not waste my time telling me you cannot afford it, the time you are wasting now, you could be on your way to Ghana.

It was your own stupid fault that you didn't check your emails, I contacted you yesterday.

If you ask around enough, you will find a driver willing to take you to Ghana

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

Quote:

FATHER,
I CANT DO ANYTHING FOR NOW I WILL WAIT FOR HIM TO BE BACK TO LAGOS,GET HIM INFORMED THAT I AM STILL WAITING FOR HIM
THANKS
STANLEY

Quote:

Dear Stanley,

You may as well go home right now because James will not be coming back to Lagos.

Your only opportunity to collect your leadership packs is to get to Ghana, if you do not go to meet James in Ghana then The XXXX XXXXXXX Church will forfeit your membership and you will not be entitled to any of the benefits of membership

Once you get to Ghana, you can collect your leadership packs and everything will be well

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

Quote:

father,
i am not a kid as you think,i know what i want i can not be played like that,i am leaving i will look for assistance and get home but remember that i have been deceived by the xxxx church,i will learn my lessions,in this life everyone have to be plain and straight forward.
i am not after money but to worship God in truth and honesty with you people now that i find out whom you people are let the judgement be for God almighty i will look for my last landed property which is my only fathers inheritance and sell and used the money to refund back the people i collected money from.and will go to the television stations to tell them about how i am been deceived by your church with the church contacts.
may God judge us
stanley

Quote:

Dear Stanley,

I have authorised Jxxxs Dxxxld to pay the driver who takes you to Ghana, whatever amount he requires.

You need to have faith and Gods shining light will guide you to the path of Heaven.

Mr Akpan's injuries from the fire are terrible and the faith in the Lord and prescence of James Donald at his bedside has kept him alive and I feel that the faith in the Lord will help you get to Ghana to meet with Jxxxs Dxxxld and collect your Leadership packs

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

Some calls through the next few days:

http://www.4shared.com/audio/JXkb_wuR/1_Stanley_13th_june.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/rVknfG28/1_14-june_stanley.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/f91fjz0n/2_14-jUNE_10_Stanley.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/6kIWcsnC/15th_June_stanley_and_family_a.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/WIvWNgDL/16-june_stanley_mother_passes_.html

Oh no... Poor Brother Akpan has died... Who will run the Ghana Branch now?????????

I will have to make an offer to Stanley:

Quote:

Dear Brother Stanley,

I have had some discussion with Jxxxs Dxxxld and we feel that due to the death of Brother Akpan, there is a hole left in the leadership of the Ghana branch and was destined to become a very successful branch with membership topping the 1000 mark by the end of the year.

We would like to offer you an opportunity to become the new Ghana branch leader and start a new life with your family in Ghana, taking over where Brother Akpan tragically left off and triumphantly run the Ghana branch of The XXXX XXXXXXX Church.

I would like you to permanently relocate to Accra and bring your whole family with you to live in Ghana, I have researched some real estate in the Accra area and have found this house that I will be purchasing for you and your family to live in http://www.homesonsale.co.uk/beautiful_home_in_quiet_residential_estate_for_sale_or_rent-o57909-en.html

Also, as well as the house, The XXXX XXXXXXX Church is willing to pay for your living expenses such as: food, childcare and anything else you needed also we will give you a wage of $1500 a month and you will be opened a bank account in Ghana with enough funds to finish the construction of the Ghana branch

I have faith in you Stanley and look forward to you becoming a great leader of The XXXX XXXXXXX Church

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

^^^ That should kick his ass into gear

Quote:

father,
is a big pleasure to read ur mail today,i have heared what you offered to me and my family,i will asked you to give me some time like two or three weeks to get myself prepared ready to move to accra without any hitch.i will also discussed it with my wife i know that she will be glad to move with me to accra.
why i asked for the time is that i lost my mother,i am now in cotonou to pick up his body to nigeria then imo state mortuary until we prepared for her fineral.please give me time for this i want to ask one favour from you ,i will like if you can sent one or two members of our church for the burial ceremony.
i am ready to pick your offers pls listen to my problems
may God be with us
yours son
stanley obinna

Quote:

Dear Brother Stanley,

We would like you to make the re-location to Accra as soon as possible. Three weeks is too long of a wait as we have construction deadlines to meet and I the purchase of the house needs you present to sign the deeds and other paperwork.

In regards to sending some members of our church to the burial. Due to the problems surrounding the death of Brother Akpan, Jxxxs Dxxxld needs to be in Ghana and cannot leave untill you arrive so unfortunately he will miss the burial

How many people will be moving to Ghana with you? Will the house that I have chosen be sufficient for your family?

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

Here's some calls from the good Reverend Jxmes, even one where he talks to Stanley's wife:

http://www.4shared.com/audio/GkJ0VEmN/18-June-10_Stanley.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/-tIpO-rL/20-June_Stanley.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/pNQXigzD/21-June-10_Stanley.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/g9-IfIKC/22-june-10_stanley.html

Here is the result of him thinking about the unbeatable offer:

Quote:

father,
sorry for not replying your mail uptill now is just that i am so much busy organizing for my late mothers burial.
i will be coming to Ghana by this week and will stay two to three days and get back to my plcae for the arrangement of my mother's funeral.
after that i will come back to ghana completely with my family to stay.so in this time i can use it for signing of the houses and handling of the jobs to me by rev donald james.
i have explanied this matter to rev dxxald on telephone to reach you.
i will be coming with my wife an my three kids and my two house maid.with brother emmanuel.
please hold on for me so that i will not have misunderstanding with my family members.
this is our traditions i have to wait and give to my late mother thelast respect.
i am ready for the church work as you requested for me.i still need laptop for easy communication on your mail responds.
i begged rev donald to tell you if you can assist me financially for my late mothers funeral so that it will be easy for me to re-locate to ghana earlier than start looking for someone to by a plot of land from me to have money to do my late mothers's funeral.
please look into this so that once i vist rev dxxald in my three days visit everything will be ok and then i can come back to do it and go back fast to face my job in ghana.
i wait to hear from you father.
yours son
stanley obinna

Quote:

Stanley,

Please find address as discuseed.

77 Ring Rd. Central, Asylum Down, Accra, Ghana‎
and i will take you to the hotel once orgainised tomorrow after wee meet.
Gods speed my son, we are awaiting your arrival, all is ready

Faithfully
Rev Jxxxs Dxxxld

IP: 82.128.6.207 Ikeja, Nigeria

Quote:

my rev,
i haved seen the address and will be in ghana as we discussed,pls switch on your mobile phone for easy contact and try your best to wait for me for the settlement of the taxi driver fees.
as he told me that he will not like to delay on his time because of the distance.
i will be there with you by Gods grace
yours son
stanley obinna

Quote:

FATHER,
I HAVE TRIED MY BEST TO GET TO ACCRA TODAY I HAVE BEEN CALLING REV DXXXLD BUT HE IS NOT PICKING HIS CALL PLS AM STRANDED OVER HEAR YOU HAVE TO INFORM HIM ABOUT MY ARRIVAL.
IT WAS SO TERRIBLE TO ME AFTER CROSSING TO BENIN REPUBLIC BOARDER OUR CAR GOT SPOILED UNTIL THE DRAVER HAVE TO GO BACK TO NIGERIA TO BUY THE SPARE PARTS AND GET IT READY,I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK.
THE SECOUNDED CAR THAT I WANTED TO JION WAS PRICING TO HIGH FOR ME HE ASKED THAT I SHOULD PAY HIM $300 SO I DECIDED TO WAIT THE FIRST TRAVER TO COME BACK AND FIXED UP HIS CAR THEN WE STARTED MAKING THE JOURNEY PLS I DONT LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME I AM FEELING TO COLD AND DONT KNOW ANYBODY IN GHANA FOR SHELTER AND I AM SO HUNGRY,I DONT NEED WHAT HAPPENED TO LAGOS TO REPEAT ITSELF.
THANKS
YOURS SON
STANLEY OPARAH

Here is a few calls:

http://www.4shared.com/audio/Yu4tEq-c/25-June_Ghana_1_233546502388.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/rIkW4uvj/_2__25-june_Ghana2233546502388.html

http://www.4shared.com/audio/X40jyZBX/_2__25_june_3_Ghana23354650238.html

Quote:

Dear Stanley,

I thought that you were going directly to meet with Jxxxs Dxxxld. I have not heard from James all day. Did you meet up with him?

Please get back to me as soon as possible, I am very worried about you both

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

Me thinks that Laddo clicked and has now realised that Rev Who and I aren't the good Christians he thought we were and has been lubed up and pumped by us:

Quote:

listen to me,i am not a kid and will not like to do anything that will bring let down to me and my family.
i spend my money and my time to come to ghana just to see rev dxxxld with the discussion i heard with him before coming to ghana all from a big distance,i came in and call him his phone ring but no respond from him i am going back to nigeria and will not be interested with you people and your church.
i hate fake life and dont write to me again i have experienced this in lagos and this is second time of it.i am not a fool as you people think
bye

He sure aint no fool!!!

We are now going with the angle that Rev Who's character has been kidnapped and we will see if he bites

TO BE CONTINUED........

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

These kidnappers are nasty men, but i am being well fed due to the fact they provide me with yummmmy meals from where else but Mr Biggs...... Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:52 am

Well fortunately this was not a case of
'Once bitten, twice shy' as this was his second safari .. well done, hillarious, especially the mosquitos.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:30 am

Excellent baiting Thumbs up

Stranded lads are always fun Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:58 am

Could it be that 'Ring-a-ding-King' has hidden the starter packs, containing an obscene amount of money, or sent them somewhere?

The kidnappers being profesioanls keep Rev Who supplied with phone credits so he can arrange his randsom?

Will the good man of god manage to convert his kidnappers?

You two are deliciously evil Ahhhhh

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:45 pm

devil_woman wrote:

deliciously evil Ahhhhh

^^Sounds good Laughing

and hits the nail on the head!

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:05 pm

Black Dog and Rev Who: Shocked

You're like a Safari generating machine. So how many lads have you safaried lately? 5? 10? 27? 40? Keep up the great work. Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:17 pm

I'd like to know how you chose lads?

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

They chose us............................ Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:57 pm

Quote:

i lost my mother,i am now in cotonou to pick up his body to nigeria then imo state mortuary until we prepared for her fineral

Ya'll have him so turned around and confused, he doesn't know if his mom is a he or she. Razz

Well done, well done indeed!!

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:57 pm

I have split the ethics debate to a new thread here. If you wish to carry on the ethics debate, feel free to do so in the other thread. If you would like to discuss the other aspects of this bait, please carry on.

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:26 am

Since it got carried away in the ethics wave, I'll post here again.

Stanley wrote:

I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK.

There should be a sig icon for getting your lad malaria.
Rev Who and Black Dog continue to hand deliver special orders of lad hell.
Wonderful mind-fuck, boys.

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:13 am

Brilliant as normal. Great stuff. Masterly. Get a painting of the tatts!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:09 am

You know, something along these lines:

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:46 am

OK... The rant is in!!!

We told Stanley that Rev Who had been kidnapped and I was going to arrange "his brother" to meet him

BUT..........

Quote:

rev,
please count me off in any contact with jxxxs dxxxld brother,i dont have that trust again with you people,i can not continue on this gambling games that have putting me into debt and now i am a big debtor.
if you are serious with me firstly sent money into my account $2000(two thousand dollars)then i will use it to settle my debts then i will know that you people are serious.i borrowed alot of money with my only inheriance landed property to come and meet rev dxxald,carrying little emmanuel with me i spent so many days in lagos burning money that i did not have,then you and your donald posted us that akpan is death is now to come ghana.i borrowed another money to travel with emmanuel,at the last miniute to meet rev his phone switched off and you then talk of kidnapping,whom do you think you are decieving in the name of God as a founder of the church.
it will be Good you tell yourself the truth and worship him in thruth and faithfulness than deceiving people in the name of your bogos promises that you dont have one cent in your account may God almighty forgive you and rev donald.
i dont want to come accra again on the wicket experiences that i got from you and your deceiving colleque.
i have complain it to God almighty he is going to fighty for me against you people.you and rev dxnald will not find rest in heart untill you sent back my money i used on this my trips to the lenders i collected it from i i speaks in the name of the father the son and the holy ghost.
please dont remembered me my trip to lagos and accra so that i will not kill myself,and dont ever ever think or plained to mention out from your month to me rev donlad brother i am not intersted to meet him or donald anymore enough is enough.
bye
stanley oparah

I replied with:

Quote:

Dear Stanley,

There is no way that I will be sending you any money, how do I know that you are not involved in the disappearance of James.

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

My deceitful colleague and me are gonna hit him (not his family) from a different angle now but I will still push for the mega-rant

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:55 am

Cue phone call from Rev Who, Stanley will be reduced to tears of remorse?

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