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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:01 am |
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you are not yet satisfied even with my broken neck |
I would truly like to see the hospital report for this, too. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:25 am |
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Typical lad. You're kidnapped, held captive, sending messages by Blackberry in the dark, and he's whining about his problems and ordering you to call him. Duh.
But I hope you find a way to escape and get to a phone. This is a conversation I want to hear. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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- Lagos>Abidjan
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- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:54 am |
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Great job JJ. Hopefully you will escape far, far away from where the lad is and he can come to get you. |
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YouNeverGiveMeYourMoney
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2010
Posts: 195
Location: Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt?
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:14 pm |
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Good work JJ! |
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tick tock clock the clock is ticking for you...- JSparks
I can see you are really five years of age_ because i dont know you. you just prove it to me that you are a crook and deserve my bullet. I will kill you slowly_prepare to go to hell- Don Kpeffy
I am really looking for a Lady who's completely honest and sincere about his words- Shane Word
I come from community where we have no internets- Ngobeni Mark
According to the doctor, my medical report shows a have very short life sperm - David Chioma
END OF GAME BLOOMER MY ASS stop written me, go to hell- Ebrei Dizahad |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:47 am |
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Still believing lad wrote:
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My dear Luscious,
I got your mails, I would have replied earlier than this time but I must be sincere to you. I am not happy with some of the contents of your mails. Is like you refussed to know that I am a senior staff of a bank (more than you know!). Do you know that any thing that happend to my job may lead me loosing a job.
Both of us have not meet one on one but I have such a relax mind and confidence doing what so ever I am doing to make sure that you regain your fredom.Please it is just because of the Love, respect and regard I have for you.
I cannot sleep only thinking about your safety, Your life is much more important to me than any other thing else.
Please think about my caring attitude and Love for you. You are more virtious to me. Get any negative thinking about me off your mind. I am still here in Lome for you, the bill at the PALM BEACH HOTEL is too much, I decided to look for a minimal amount within the city here In Lome. (in other words, he's beating feet back to Nigeria)
Do not call that TOGO number again hence I have got out of the PALM BEACH HOTEL for security reason. I am sorry as I could not pick your call on time, please bear with me for that.
I want to hear your voice so that I can relax my mind that you are alive. please repeat the call again tonight same and I will be glad in deed to speak with you.
<snip long boring lad lies>
I Love you dearly my pretty LUSCIOUS.Stay alive and healthy for me forever. (so he can rob me blind later)
Yours,
Douglas Brown. |
It was a busy day at work this morning. All he got was this:
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Will call late tonight to the nigeria number okay? |
I did talk to him tonight. He says he will be staying in Lome until Friday, yet his IP from the mail this morning points back to Lagos Nigeria. Hmm, I think I smell a rat! Plan B will go into action now. I just hope he takes the bait I give him next. More to come. |
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- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:57 pm |
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I have got out of the PALM BEACH HOTEL for security reason. |
He better not have stiffed the hotel for the bill, and run out in the middle of the night. I can't wait for Plan B. It's always a nice surprise with you, JJ. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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419jackers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Jun 2010
Posts: 40
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Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:56 pm |
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Is it me or did he have a nervous tick 40 seconds in? |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:51 am |
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419jackers: Yeah, what was that all about? Maybe he had an attack of catarrh or something.
Slappy: I think he has determined his own fate, I will hold off on plan 'B' for now. Read on...
The requested expense and incident 'report':
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My dear luscious,
I must confess to you that my phone discussion with you this morning really made my day. This had made me to strongly believed that you are alive and healthy.
I am very sorry that I am sending this mail to you very late, I was down with head-ache so I decided to take some sleeping drugs that is why I woke up late but I am okay now.
Remember all my advises to you, be strong in your spirit, I am solidly here for you. My mail conversations will keep you on with life. You may not know how I feel after my phone discussion with you. I was strongly relief.
Reference to the expences you requested from me: Actualy those beach robbers took my briefcase where all my vital and valuable documents where kept. They even forcefully removed my shoes, my wriste watch, my international pass port, my official identity card and my national identification card. They took from me cash sum of $1,860.00 dollars.
I have done the whole calculation of all the lost items and my hotel accomodation fees to approximatel : $6,380.00 from then to the present. and I thought New York City was expensive!
My pretty Luscious, I will be made complete by the time you are out of this situation so that both of us can celebrate the freedom in a grand style. I remain yours forever.
waiting to hear from you.
With Love from,
Yours,
D(umbass) Brown. |
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My Pretty Luscious,
I am highly worried and restless as I could not hear from you. I was not my self since morning. I hope you are okay ?.What is happening to you ?.
Did you recieved the mail I sent to you yesterday. I will only be okay and settled by the time I hear from you.It is my concern to know how you feeling, I will continue to motivate you when you are down and my words will strengthing you when you weak.
Please I need to ready your reply to get back life in me today.
Please !!!!!!!, make sure you call me tonight no matter what is the situation, I need your call tonight please, please, please !!!!!!. I am sick for not hearing from you, the hotel room here seems too lonely without hearing from you tonight by phone.
I will wait for your mail and your call tonight.
Yours everly,
D Brown. |
It was a busy morning at work so I could only squeeze out 4 sentences
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Mr Brown,
Just a quick note-there's a lot going on- my people at 5imba just released me. I'm going to the airport shortly. where can we meet? i don't have hardly any time at all.
I'll tell you the story about what happened later.
L |
Obviously I knew he wasn't in Lome so I set him up so I could slap him for not meeting me before I fly back to camp. ha ha
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My dear Luscious,
I am still waiting for your response, If you heading to cotonou so that I can arrange to meet you face to face.Or are you going back to your country. Let me know.
Hence you are at the air port to take off, I would not delay your trip, just tell me where you are heading so that I will send to you a conprehensive mail from my hotel room here in Lome Togo.
Be your self, I am happy that at last you have regained your freedom.
Yours,
D brown |
The mild slap...
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Mr Brown,
You said you were going to meet me in Lome. Why the change in plans? We discussed this on the phone. What is the point of you saying that you were staying in Lome to meet me when you now want to meet me in Cotonou again? That makes no sense. Don't give me crap again about treating an official of a bank poorly. You know I went thru a lot to meet you and now you are letting me down. I am very upset.
Anyway I am flying to the safari camp once we leave here. The safari camp is in Pendjari in Benin. The reservation is still open for you if you want to visit.
L |
The apology and a concession from the lad.
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My Pretty Luscious,
You know very well that I had that regards and concern for you and remember that it is only my communications both phone and mail kept you on with life. I never meant to hurt or to upset you in any way.I never let you down.
I was thinking that hence your mail reads that you are set to fly down to pendjari Benin with the safari group, I thought that the time is too short for me to meet you up and again, I wouldn't want to have any discussion with you while you were with the safari group.I must reserve that respect for you.
Please if I have upset you by not meeting up with you, I must appologise for such attitude. Please find a place in your heart and forgive me.
You know that my coming to cotonou and Lome Togo is to meet you one on one so that you and I can conclude our transaction but in as much as there was a problem on ground,I must share it with you and that is why I suspended all my official duty to make sure that you regain your freedom. My pretty Luscious, how could you believed that I Douglas Brown who had been solidly behind you all through here in Lome, could let you down?.
Currently, I am back in cotonou. Is it convenient for us to meet in pendjari or in parakou? (hmm let me think...) Please let me know so that I can meet with you at your convenient day. I would like us to meet when you will be less busy so as not interfer with your other assignment. on a lighter note, I hope my gift items are still intact. Remember you promised.You and I will fully celebrate your freedom at last.
Please call me tonight so that we can put things in perspective. Waiting to hear from you.
NB ; I hope you reveived the mail I sent to you regarding all the my expenses and lost incured as requested by you.
Yours,
D Brown. |
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Mr Brown,
Thanks for your reply and also your expense report. I will give it to the 5imba Complaints Resolution Specialist for processing. If she should have any problems with it I will have her contact you directly.
In the meantime we will need to work out how we are going to meet. I know that the shuttle makes regular stops back and forth between the camp in Pendjari and Parakou. When would you be able to get there? I can stay at the camp as long as I want. I will wait for you. Tell me when and I will make the arrangements.
L |
Since he is suggesting that we meet in Parakou, then plan 'B' will be put on hold for now. More to come! |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:03 am |
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Your lad should at least try to take some nice pictures while on the shuttle. Can't wait for the update! |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:09 am |
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Should Sarah be expecting something? Her forms are at the ready. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:16 am |
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I can tell there is some serious fun in store. How many camps can you move to? This clown, er, I mean bank official, could be a new Hector! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:51 am |
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Nice work!!! Pump him to go to the furthest location |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:44 pm |
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Jesus Christmas, I tried to stall this lad until the weekend but he insists he's traveling to Parakou tomorrow. If he's that persistent then I guess I'll have to indulge him.
IP 41.184.19.198 Nigeria (Lagos)
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My dear Luscious,
I was expeceting your mail but since you could write that is why I decided to inform you that I will be with you by tomorrow. It will take me up to six hours or more before I get to parakou from cotonou.
Apparently, I will be arriving parakou before 6.30pm and I will be wearing white lace with black cap as native attire with black shoe.
Please I would not like to waste much time due to my position and again, I can be able to come back to enable me conclude with the transfer process.
I know that you must have concluded with the 5imba management concerning the payment of the bills I incured while in Lome Togo and the loses.
Please can you call me again tonight so that I can explain to you much more better. My phone is open at any time. Make sure you did call me as I will be waiting for your call tonight.
Happy to be with you by tomorrow.
Yours,
Dumbass Brown. |
I guess I'll call him tonight and then see what tomorrow brings. He might just have to safari without me, but as agreeable as he is to travel I think he won't have any problem doing that.
Edit: I called him tonight. I'm sending him to wait for the shuttle in front of the Majestic Hotel. This is a risk, because that is the same hotel where the desk staff told Hectard that the 5imba shuttle strands lads there all the time. In a way I kinda hope that happens again just for giggles.
DivShare File - D Brown_ 11 21 PM_ Tuesday_ 29 June 2010.mp3 |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
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