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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:08 pm

Got a scam mail from a 'Helen Manda' berating Robert Mugabes regime in Zimbabwe as they had killed their father who had left them a gem mine and a stash of cash. I had to send a letter in protest about the harsh treatment of such an old and dear man with a Hitler 'tache such as Mugabe is.

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Herro Mrs. Heren Manda,
My name is Kim Jong Il., you might know me as the dictator of North Korea.

I am vely supplised at your hollible outbulst arrout my good flend Mr LOBERT MUGABE and how he justly kirred your farrer
for his arreged support and sympathy for the Zimbabwean opposition party.

Howreva, if there is money invorved, fruck him the frukin fruka. I worrd rike to herp you to do this business. And together we can lule the velly worrd.
You are worthress Arec Barrwin!!!

Kim Jog Il
Supreme Reader
Chairman of the National Defense Commission, General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:22 pm

Don't forget to tell her that you're so ronery...

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:41 am

"Freedom costs a buck oh five"

I hope they bite, this could be Hysterical!

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:10 am

They onry bruddy did

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Dear Kim Jong

I just got your email, and i want to thank you for agreeing to help me and my family to do this business with us, i will inform the security financial bank where the funds are deposited and they will contact you, to let you know what to do next.

Now I can tell them how ronery I am Wink

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Deer Denise,
legards to your framery, what is reft of them anyray after my good flend Lobert Mugabe has kirred them arr in velly vicious ways.
I wish I was there so I crooud lub my hands together in a velly scally manner and raugh out roud.
I hope we can do this deal in the most evil way possibre.
Also prease terr me ale you mallied and velly pletty.
The leason I ask you this is because I am oh so velly ronery.
I sit arr day in my parace and watch firms of my favourite helos like Crint Eastwood and Alnord Swazzzzern .. Swazzzzen oh I give up, but I nevel watch firms with Arrec Barrin in them!!

I wirr send to you my ID and detairs.
Can you prease send me your passpolt and ary orror things so I can stick them on my warr of peopre I want to kirr after we do this deal.

Kim Jong Il
Supleme Reader

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:19 pm

See how ronery I am crying

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Herro Denise,
You have not repried to me yet. I get velly angly when peepor do not answer me in good time.
I am sending you a picture of me so you may know me.
You can contact me at the parace, watch out for the ninja gaulds, they ale velly funny but they will kirr you quite easiry.

You can find out more arrout me here,
http://www.kcckp.net/en/great/leader.php

Kim Jong Il

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:16 pm

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Dear Mr. Kim Jon Il

I have ask you to send me your information and you have not send it to me, so kindly send me the information below so i can let you know what to do nest.

FULL NAME.........................
YOUR ADDRESS:...............
PHONE/FAX NUMBER:.........
COUNTRY: ...................
OCCUPATION:............
SEX: AGE: .............
Remember to keep this business confidential for security reasons.

Yours truly,

Mrs.Denise Manda

For the family.

It's Kim 'Jong' Il you bruddy sclammer

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Dear Denise,
I am velly velly angly at you not lepriying to my emairs.
I think you shord be taught a velly sound resson rike I did with arrec barrwin.
I would velly much rike to see some photoglaph of yoserf.
prease because I am velly ronery. I have a velly smarr cock so sex with me is not velly exciting

FULL NAME. Kim Jong Il
YOUR ADDRESS: My Palace Pyongyang
PHONE/FAX NUMBER: Confidential untir you send me ID.
COUNTRY: North Kolea
OCCUPATION: Supleme Reader
SEX: Yes prease
AGE: 69
lemember to keep this business confidential for seculity leasons.