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Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

It seem's this Lad is a bit mixed up as to just who the New PM is.
(a bit like the rest of us here in the UK then.)
So feel free to jump on board, who knows we may all get an O.B.E for services to Baiting.

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
Your ref:...Date: 09/06/2010

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

I am The Rt Hon David Cameron MP,Prime Minister British Government.

This letter is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 9067

9035 9041 8412) has been accredited with your favor. Your Personal

Identification Number is 001.The VISA Card Value is £500,000.00

(Five Hundred Thousand , Great British Pounds Sterling).

This office will send to you an Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to

withdraw your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet

in the world with a maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You

will be required to re-confirm the following information to

enable;The Rt Hon William Hague MP Secretary of State for British

Foreign and Commonwealth Office. begin in processing of your
VISA CARD.

(1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone #:

(6)Age:
(7)Occupation: ( Cool

Post Codes

Forward Reply To: [email protected]

TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications

with any other
person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for

Foreign and
Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.

Regards,

The Rt Hon William Hague MP
Prime Minister OOpppps!!

So the country is in that much debt we have to resort to Scamming to pay off the defecit, good plan??
Dont they know MP'S and the E.E.U have been Scamming us for years lol.

Regards PG Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:31 pm

There must be a hidden £5,000 button on UK ATM machines like the railway platform Harry Potter uses to go to Hogwarts.

I wish I could find that button. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:13 pm

ATM's nothing but trouble IMHO.
This is such a laughable and pointless script. Governments take peoples money, not hand it out. As you said, similar to scammers Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:59 pm

this laddo has got his head so far up his ass that he's gonna poot when he sneezes. MP, PM, what's the difference. What's my name? Hague, Cameron ?, other? I would sack the secretary what typed that for his highness the PM, or MP or whatever to sign, left the "u" out of favour.

That was a glaring error. Jumped right out at me it did.
edit:
Look at that e-addy ".cn" You're supposed to forward your reply to
CANADA for God's sake. That explains everything. The bloomin' Canadians are behind this scheme !! a-HA

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

Brainiac old boy,
You sussed them devilishly cunning Canadians out mate!!
I was just about to put my house on the market and send them the Loot.
Phew!!!! that was close lol.

Regards PG (not PM) Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:25 am

Sorry, Brainiac and PG Malone, but ".cn" is China, not Canada, which is ".ca."
You better apologize to our Canadian friends! Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:53 am

Numnutts lado! These guys seem to have a habit of getting UK PM's names wrong!

My favourite has to be Matins Davis wi "Toni Bla of UK"
Sumit like this:

Quote:

Davis, unable to control himself it seems, write again a few hours later:

From: Matins Davis
To: Ed Shanks (A. Skinner)
Date: 5 May 2005
Title: INFORMATION

Hello Shanks,

I SEE, you will not Surprise if Peter Killed Max,

Max that has no I.D to show when ask him one, FBI has told me not talk more much they will take over,

Do you know that Max is planing to use the Funds to attack Prime Minister Toni Bla of UK, He only decleared himself Death because he knows he will not be able to do what he intends doing before the Election, well that is the little story they believed Max need the money for ?

FBI has also goted information that Max company was not registered and it is not where he said it is located,

For your information I HAVE TOLD FBI ABOUT THE FOUNDS $27M WE ARE ABOUT TO TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, I know i will be question later on that and too as well,

LARRY KING Show this will take on for All America to know what is going and what we planed to use this money ,just the same where Micheal Jackson case is how the will do on Air CNN,

We want to know who killed Max and the kind of business he doing as well,

i sent Message to Ken Mehlman, The RNC Chairman, i beileved you know him very well , am sure he will reply this matter, the whole Americans will know verything if you DON'T PAY ME MY MONEY ALL EXPENSIVE I MADE

Waiting for you

Davis

Look like myself and A. Skinner are in deep shit with the FBI AND Larry King

Matins Davis on FBI, Toni Bla, CNN and larry king.. sorry I mean.. LARRY KING!!!

As one of shivers guys said when this was going on and I loved this quote:

Quote:

"Just how does larry king get all these well known international celebrities? Are you telling me that larry king, I mean LARRY KING!!! Has bagged an interview with no other than the WORLD FAMOUS MATINS DAVIS?!

Shiver, Skinners, Charlie Fakes finest hour!
Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:25 am

You know, I have a chart of all world-wide e-mail endings .xx
Do I bother to consult before putting foot in mouth, Nooooooo

Thanks slaphappy for correction, it's China. That's OK I can admit when
I'm wro, when I'm wruh, when I'm wraa

Tony Bla you say, there I go changing the subject.
Hi PG, Hi Charlie, slap, everybody. Glad I gave you all a chance to comment on this thread. OK, and a public apology to our Canadian audience. To all Canadians, I regret I have be-smirched the name of your good land from whence actually some of my four bears hail from.
Yep, all 4 of 'em. (bears)

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

Braniac ,

PG

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:41 pm

OK PG, I got it Wink

In an effort to absolve myself, might I mention
I am now operating a business called 'Net Encryption Services.
e-addy: [email protected] It seems hitlad Dong Uns Hot
likes it so well he sent all his sensitive bank acct details.

Yep, jes hanging out my shingle. Direct a lad my way if you like.
Tell 'em it's "100% Gomer-free" Safe from hackers and Internet hijackers
and sniffer programs, eh, and what have you. Yep, completely safe. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:23 pm

As a sysadmin/postmaster I have *.cn etched on my Brain.. iac

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:31 pm

Quote:

Prime Minister Toni Bla of UK, He only decleared himself Death

It would be much cooler to vote for Death as PM than Tony Bla, or anyone else.

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:24 am

Indeed!

Davis, the poor deluded fool! (I love saying that!) Was basically trying to tell Skinners that Max had pretended to be dead and Mr Jones had NOT shot him! But num nuts makes it look as if he’s saying that Tony Bla is Death!! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:10 am

I am real excited. Someone else has used my Net Encrypt Services,
and clean out of the blue. Named Asif Awood. I believe the name "Asif"
sounds Middle-Eastern to me.

They might be from Canada. or China... Rolling Eyes

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

Or the UK

SORRY COULDN'T RESIST Wink

rgds PG

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