Lad explaining his script, funny

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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:00 am

So a little backstory. During this bait my original character died and lad is now writing with my wife, so we are basically at the begining of his script again.

Lad resends his script to my wife, telling that this is first part of our communication (husband's and his)
My wife is confused and asks for explanaition.

Now that is some briliant off script and on script at the same time Laughing

Quote:

Dear Julliet,

How are you today,

Your mail has been received and I will like to use this little time to
explain more about this transaction that related I with your late Husband
together to you.
Firstly, as you can read through the mail I forwarded to you, I am a bank
here in our country and as an accountant, I discovered abandoned funds in
our bank here which I but a trace and found out that the beneficiary died
in a plain crash and he left no body as his next of king and non of his
family member left that is aware of the deposit with our bank so when I
discover this I decided that I should contact your Husband so that we can
claim the funds to ourselves before he died though we are already on the
process I have already fixed your husband's name attached to the
beneficiary's file with the bank as his next of kin what was holding us
was to comply with the Lawyer whom will be handling the transaction
request.

Now if you think you can continue from where your husband stop, go ahead
and provide a new bank account which the funds will be transferred into
after that I will relate you to the layer that will handle the transfer
for us.

I will like you to give me your telephone number so that we can talk on
phone you can as well call me on this number. 22508197819;

I wait to hear from you.

Yours.

Dr.Paul.

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:11 am

"My Life As A Bank" by Dr Paul is now available in all good book stores Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:17 pm

Makes you wonder how lads interprete their own scripts. Especially if they are written in good English and theirs isn't that great.
Do they even understand how pitiful they are Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:10 pm

Since the dead husband's name is already affixed to the documents, it would appear like he needs to send you new documents, at the very least. Smile

And what of your husband's will and inheritance? Surely, he would be interested in those details. Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:19 pm

I'd be quite quite insulted if someone told me had fixed the name of my recently deceased spouse. What the hell was wrong with their name in the first place? And who are they to fix it?

Slappity slap slap...

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