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Raga Man
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Melford" is the cheekiest and/or dumbest lad ever. He comes here to defend his "honor"? Shocked Dude must be a glutton for punishment. Wink Wink Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Is that how you treat honest businessmen? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Now where the fuck is my trunkbox full of millions?

And none of you other bastards try to muscle in on this deal.
There's not enough to go round for all of us.

When I'm rich, I doubt if I'll even talk to most of you.

edit Correction. All of you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

screw you slightly, i'll report you to the IRS!

<3 Laughing

edit:
or whatever group of vampires collects taxes where you're from.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
Squirrels don't have to pay taxes in the UK- its the LAW Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

neither do sheep...


...baaaaaaaa.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

urgh, here's a scammer for you guys: Gateway, Inc.

email them asking about a computer. they'll take a bunch of your money and send you an almost worthless pile of steel and silicon.

i'm working on a gateway right now. whoever heard of putting an intake box over a cpu fan? hooray extra plastic.

word of advice to eaters: stay away from these "computers"

unless you're the type of person who buys power tools based on the color of the handles. in which case, they're a perfect match.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wtf the scammers actually lurk and post?

too funny
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i have been e-mailing M3lf0rd. I asked him if he would like to buy some goat testicles. To which he responded

Quote:
This is a law firm and we are not lawyers from africa
If you do drugs,it is in your best interest to stop before you fall over.


From: "Hu6h 6. R3ction"
To: [email protected]
Subject: good day
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:39:08 -0700

Hello Sir,

It is my understanding that you are a lawyer in Africa. If this is the case, would you like to buy some goat testicles?

Thank you,

Hu6h 6. R3ction



I replied,
Quote:
As a law firm you would know that it is unacceptable for a lawyer to give medical advice. For this reason, I know you're not a law firm.
Why don't you stop trying to rip people off and get a real job, you //gratuitous swearing//?

Still interested in those goat testicles?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its very obvious that most of you here are scammers and hackers who fall pray of greed and run to this sort of cheap site to wash your pants in public.
Most of you are probably insane and all you crooks do is to meet here to castigate your bloody racis sindrom to people you do not like.

Little wonder ,the cheap sites accepts every shit because it is free.

You hackers can change the emails and fix it with anythoing you like to drive your fantasy and you think that is the best life can offer.

This is our first time of seeing the make-up mails you have sent which clearly show you are crooks looking for a safe heaven you make peopls feel you are innocent.
It is only a fool that will belive most of the things your lunatics post to this sites.
We are trained not to ever hear one side of a story and conclude.

Only the GREEDY fall pray of scam and scam will continues to exist as long as we have lunatics like most of you here who are the criminals fronting to be reporting failed attenpts by most of you to get rich and harvest where you did not sow.


I expect all of you who are on cheap drungs to responde and perfect more cooked up emails and paste to sites as you all are jobless.

I am a black American and i am very proud to let you know that i am proud to be the son of a slave who laboured to build America and today we are seated in the WHITE HOUSE.

If we had taken to drugs which your culture promotes,we will never have gooten there so get your heads straight "kids" and get a good life
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

M3lf0rd, you aren't an American or you'd speak English. Fucking dumbass. Rover, consider banning Nigerian / Chinese subnets. This looks bad.

Also..

LOL @ WASHING MY PANTS IN PUBLIC

edit:

M3lf0rd, we're all jobless and yet you're the one trolling our forum when you should be out in public, washing your pants.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I do it all the time. Saves on the energy bills Laughing

same with castigating my bloody racis sindrom.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You tell 'em, Melford.

Bastards. The lot of them.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My drungs are not cheap! How insulting. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

markmelford_esq wrote:
you think that is the best life can offer.


QFT

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
If we had taken to drugs which your culture promotes,we will never have gooten there so get your heads straight "kids" and get a good life


Hey I thought you said you were American Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well he is American... American cheese >_>

and my drungs are high quality as well. apparently although he doesn't do any 'drungs' he is still a connoisseur. or at least, knows enough to say that we only have cheap ones.

also i wonder whose culture he is referring to. apparently he's under the impression that all eaters are American. what a racist >_>

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know, hopefully he never finds out about the alliance against us. Those businessmen are going to have an American join
Beer
them.

EDIT: That was my 300th post against legimate businessmen.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pretty coherent story there, Melford. Maybe I know exactly what you mean because I'm also not American, not even half. I can't reveal too much where I'm from, they'd suspend me immediately if they knew.

Where I come from we hate rurbish drungs as much as you do. Washing your pants in public, the idea is sickening! We've got so much in common, I actually live in a white house too. PM me, we can share infors to get these racis sindrom bastards on their knees!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Same here I'm not even close to being American. We

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, what self-respecting crook doesn't want a safe heaven?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, Melford! Can you speak louder? I can't hear you. Must be the drungs... I think "and" would be the appropriate conjunction to use in my earlier post. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
i am proud to be the son of a slave


That is one ooooooold mugu we are dealing with here.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm so glad I didnt suspend Melford on first sight - If only Eater had space for its own signature line!

If I do enough cheap drungs in my safe heaven, its hard not to wash my pants in public, I can tell you.

@ puckettgw, he has an American IP, (ETA actually AOL, so he could be anywhere) but that doesnt stop him being a lad.

Quote:
today we are seated in the WHITE HOUSE.


What's this 'we'? You must be on drungs if you think you sit in the White House. You castigate your bloody racis sindrom as well.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@roycropper: doh. that's some terribad engrish ><

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