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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:44 pm |
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If the Italy team took on some of the Scottish team, who didn't qualify, would that mean they would run off at half time and then come back at the end of the second half and steal the goal posts? |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:21 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
Aww guys, all this Green bashing is getting out of hand. In fact, I think it's crossed the line. |
No, this is crossing the line.
I'm sure nobody in the UK wants to treat Rob Green the same way. Right? You wouldn't even consider it, would you? |
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I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:40 pm |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:27 pm |
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/\/\ Some guy from the ITV team got sacked for giving them the tickets. Whether he was paid in cash, beer or 'company' was not disclosed.
I just watched Brazil play N Korea, it could so easily have been a draw, but ended up 2-1. Brazils first goal was impossible, if you watch it you'll see what I mean. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:50 pm |
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:38 am |
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/\/\ Lol, someone should explain the concept of 'WINs' does not include a draw. Most of the UK regard it as a defeat though.
I just found a clip of the 'impossible' Brazil goal.
LINK You really shouldnt be able to score from the touchline, when you can see none of the goal. Makes all the ones that miss when they can actually see the net look stupid. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:50 pm |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:57 pm |
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SWISS DEFENCE. |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:03 pm |
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I cannot believe Spain didn't manage to connect with any of those shots. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:04 pm |
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They say that the problems they're experiencing is because they're playing with a perfectly round ball.
That's just so Zen man. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:20 pm |
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Nosferatau's World Cup ball isn't perfectly round, but I blame the MS Paint circly filly in thingy for not working.
David James:
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"The ball is dreadful. It's horrible but it's horrible for everyone," |
I was suprised that my elderly Mum is watching the matches, and not going to bed early to avoid it, like she did in the election. But she keeps the sound off so she doesnt hear those bloody vulvazelas.
Just when I thought Rupert Murdoch had done his worst, the Sun is offering a free one to every reader. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:39 am |
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@Roy
I can't see the Vuvuzela catching on in English football.
I think it would be a very painful experience for anyone turning
up at an English league ground with one of these.......
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:29 pm |
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Here we go...Nigeria vs. Greece.
I have a feeling you could replace all the Greeks with traffic cones, and you'd hardly notice a difference.
(I can say that 'cause I'm Greek, and I expected so much more from them. Like...a goal, maybe? Maybe, guys?) |
_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:51 pm |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:06 pm |
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1:1 still. What is Rehakles doing?
EDIT Greece won 2:1 |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
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Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:52 pm |
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:46 pm |
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Well, I'll be fucked. We won!
I'll be sending this out to a bunch of lads later on:
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ENYEAMA DROPPED THE BALL BECAUSE OF YOU. |
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_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:19 pm |
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^ Yay
was cheering the Greeks on, I like to holiday on one of the lovely quiet islands ( and some of the not so quiet ones )
Looks like our house is split as to who to support
Hubby used to live in Oz, visits Japan a lot, there's relatives in SA, I have cousin in France.
So we have chicken teriyaki , biltong, garlic bread, Yaldara wine on standby.
I also have a close relative in England
Is it just me? I dont mind the sound of the vuvuzelas, sounds much like the normal noise. Beats the drumming. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:36 am |
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Greece done all right for a bunch of traffic cones, be sure to remind your lads.
I thought Argentina looked a bit tasty, though Lionel Messi is my favourite player in the World ATM. Watching Mexico wup the French was pretty good too.
Today 2 of the UK tabloids lead with 'England Expects', though for most of us its a Stell Artois cocoon and watching through the gaps in our fingers.... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:34 pm |
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So I'm in LAX yesterday morning, grabbing a quick bite to eat before my next flight and I look up, and who's on TV? Greece, Nigeria and it's 1-1. I haven't watched a single game yet, but I let out an audible "Yes!" when Greece put in that second goal. The only thought on my mind: the insults I would be sending out to my lads. You know you're a baiter when..... |
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Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:56 pm |
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^^^Been going through my catcher accounts doing just that. "I can't reply right now, I'm at the Greek club celebrating glorious victory."
US - Slovenia 2-2. That Malian referee must have been thinking about getting back to his list of magas (though I've never seen a lad from Mali). |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:15 pm |
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Refereeing for both matches so far today has been terrible; likely cost both Germany and U.S. points. |
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Cathy2008
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 200
Location: UK
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Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:49 pm |
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Am gutted. I gave up an evening's baiting for that lacklustre and dull performance. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:10 pm |
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You know that dissapointed, gutted feeling?
Depair over what might have been, the chances missed, the dull game play, the lack lustre attacking, the hope that next time they'll score, that you'll get through, hope against hope that the goal difference will be in you favour.
THAT'S what it feels like to be a Scotland supporter!
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