Son of Togo!

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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:56 am

First, a gentle bit of geography:

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Dearly Beloved,

Better days greetings to you and your entire family,I am Desmond Eyadema a 27years old boy,The son of the late president of Togo,a country in West Africa.

I'm in puddles of grief and checking my globe, and then I get the breath of de-education:

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I write you this email in respect of my consignment box in Ghana, which I and my mother want you to assist us,by standing as our trustee ,to help us receive this consignment on our behalf.The box (Consignment) contains $38.5 Million U.S.Dollars that was deposited by my late father under Ghana High Commission for I and my mother, Mr. Johnson Ascot who was suppose to receive this consignment in NEW YORK,But after the death of my father Mr.JOHNSON ASCOT began to demand for 50% which I and my mother did not agree on for any reason,that was why we have to stop the delivery to him immediately, and search for another Beneficiary who can help us on this.

NEW YORK? JOHNSON ASCOT? Bast, er, well he wanted 50%, of all the nerve. Meh. But it gets better:

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Let be honest with you,i have contacted some persons in respect of this transaction before now, to assist me in this very matter. but due to the fraudulent activities going on in the world through the internet today and otherwise, all the people I contacted felt I am not for real.that is why I am writing you this mail with due sense of humanity and responsibility,and with the awareness that you will give it a sympathetic and mutual consideration.

I will give you 20% for the total fund involve for your assistance,because that was the former agreement we have with our foreign partner Mr.JOHNSON ASCOT before he later change is mind because of his greed that is why i and my mother put a stop to the delivery to him ,please if you are willing to help me us, kindly reply us so that we can proceed immediately because of the time limits.Thanks..

Yours Sincerely
Desmond Eyadema.
E-Mail: [email protected]
Telephone number: 00233-24222-3428

Simpering lad, anyone?! Pack tissues, he's going to weep a lot. Paging Mr. G, your ride is here! Twisted Evil

I leave it to wowow to define this one. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:37 pm

I read this with a sadenned heart and a tear in my eye, *sniffs*, why are we all being so horrid to him?

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Let be honest with you,i have contacted some persons in respect of this transaction before now

That 'is' quite honest .. where is this going Confused

.. a confession perhaps ..

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but due to the fraudulent activities going on in the world through the internet today and otherwise, all the people I contacted felt I am not for real

.. not 'felt' smallboi, they 'know' ..

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and with the awareness that you will give it a sympathetic and mutual consideration.

.. 'awareness' is just a word in your vocabulary isn't it .. and I'm sorry I cannot do anything 'mutually' as there is only one of me .. *toilet flushes*

The Little Pleader (Weepus thefaeicum): Previously baited lad who cannot fathom why he hasn't been successful up till now, and just about pleads with you to take pity on him .. and let him honestly scam you.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:27 pm

im scamming that same lad, do me a favor and tell him you can afford to to send him the required fees because you made a fortune working as an agent for Tolies Galleria.

Thats my art lad, slow and useless though, he cant afford to pay the carver and is saving some money to get things going.