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ariyahokamoto
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Nov 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Ros Rangeles
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Tue May 25, 2010 12:40 am |
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Getting a little weird with this guy, but he seems to be into it. Try to follow along.
B Rah in RED
A.O. in BLUE
Solicitors And Advocate
P.O.BOX 11818 Spintex Road
How are you and your health including your family?i hope fine
I am Barrister Grant Richard, a legal practitioner, I am the personal attorney to late decendant a nationality of your country, who used to work with a Gold Mining Company here in Accra Ghana . He used to be my client.
On the 21st October, 2008, my client, and his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Kumasi express Road here in Ghana . All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track name over the SKYPE, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$18 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the BANK GHANA LTD where this huge amount were deposited.
The said BANK GHANA LTD has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin to my late client or they will left with no option than to confiscate his account and send the fund to the Bank of Ghana tresure as an unclaimed fund within the next twenty one official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessfully in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same name with my late client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for the claim of this fund.
Concerning my % i will take 50% after you receive the funds in your bank and 50% for you.
God bless you for your faithfulness and understanding.
HOLLY CRAP! $18 million?????
Ghana!?!?! I love Ghana! I have been there while on a mission from God.
Let's do this.
Hook me up bro, for real.
A.O.
send your below
full name ..
phone number
fax number
copy of your passport
Immediately i receive the above i will send it to the bank accredited lawyer to help us get the change of ownership certificate to your name as the present beneficiary to empower the bank effect the transfer of the funds to any of your nominated bank account.
God bless you.
Rahman.
Wait, You said you name was Barrister Grant Richard?
Now you say your name is Rahman?
Which is it? Don't fuck with me Holmes - the last guy who did that got a shiv in the neck.
I would like to know who I am doing business with before I send you a copy of my passport.
Looking forward to working with you,
Ariyah Okamoto
My full name is Rahman Grant Richard Moududur.
Which name do you prefer?
Rahman
or Grant
or Mr. Barrister
or Rahman Richard
If it is all the same I would like to call you B. Rah. I will name you this as a sign of brotherhood and solidarity. The letter "B" will stand for your position as a respected Barista. And Rah will of course be the abbreviation for Rahman.
In return I would like you to address me as A.O. This way I will know that we can both be trusted.
Don't Sleep my Ninja,
A.O.
ok
Yep, that was his entire reply....
This is my number +233546629933 call me as soon as you send it, listen i will love you to come to Ghana so that both of us can go to the bank together if you wish but if you can not come,i must let you know that all we need to do now is to get to your name a change of ownership certificate from my late client name to your name from the High court of justice as the beneficiary to empower the bank effect the transfer to your bank.
According to the bank accredited lawyer who will do the documents to your name,after speaking with you,he said the certificate to your name will cost us money and we both have to share the bills to ourself to help us pay them to get the documents to your name from the High court as the beneficiary of the 18million deposited in their custody.
NOTE it is very important you send along your bank account info (1 or 2)which you are very sure can contain the 18million. i will live Ghana immediately to join you as soon as the funds move into your bank.
God Bless you.
Yours Ever.
+233546629933
Yo B. Rah.
Sorry man, I can't call you at that number. My cell phone is provided by the Mission I style for; and they would suspect something if I were to call a foreign number. They may suspect that I could be trafficking; and I would not like to receive any traffic violation. I know you understand.
So about the certificate and the bank account information; I only have access to the Mission account and I am given my pay directly from it. So I do not need a personal bank account.
Do you still need a copy of my passport? I will have to scan it and send it to you later.
Why do you need my passport, by the way? Are you going to steal my identity?
Like I said before I would like to trust you B. Rah. You are my ninja. But I would like to make sure I know that you are trust worthy in these matters.
Smell You Later,
A.O.
THE BANK NEED YOUR PASSPORT TO BE SATISFY YOU ARE THE BENEFICIARY.
B. Rah.
Thanks dude. I have attached my shiz. I was thinking that you might be able to help me with my Mission, I would like to send Missionaries to your position in Ghana to help with the reading and the writting. Billcosby, we need to grow our outreach. Can you help me with this when I get the money you are sending?
I asked the Mission Director Mr. Honcho if I could call Ghana, He asked Why? I told him about you and said that we are friends and that you were cool and will do me a solid. He looked worried but says OK as long as I know you are real and note fake. So, I tried to call but my cell phone company will not let the call connect. I am not sure why? I will try again later maybe.
Thanks B. R. I would like to know when I can expect the money to come through I want to get a sweet ass scooter.
Don't get shot,
A.O.
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Bait It Up
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 294
Location: USA
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Tue May 25, 2010 12:47 am |
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I love the sign-offs. "Don't sleep my ninja", "Don't get shot". Classic. With my character I have started signing off every email with "Love Jenn" no matter who I am talking to. (Including my first email to the bank, or barrister, or whoever) I figured maybe I could convince the lads that it's normal to tell everyone you love them at the end of an email, but you take this sign-off thing to a whole new level. |
_________________ "Pls promise me you wont waste my time because many people have done the same to me.."
"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."
"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"
"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"
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ariyahokamoto
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Nov 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Ros Rangeles
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Tue May 25, 2010 12:56 am |
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THANKS... I am trying a missionary schizophrenic tommy chong type of character.
I am thinking about setting up a Twitter account for this character and telling abunch of lads they have to follow me on twitter and reply in code to communicate. Because as you know email is not secure! |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Tue May 25, 2010 1:42 am |
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Ari, shouldn't your location be Ros Ange-res. Sign-offs are important, I keep them consistent to each character.
Tried to dolla-chop too early. The usual "I sent money to your secty"
Laddo confused it, thought I was another guyman/lad. Here's his
signoff. Yes they say "love" essentially.
he said Okay then...go right ahead and deal with him okay. one love my guy. |
_________________ x19 (in a year) x18 (Tsunami tscammers in 4-days)
I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez) |
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Tue May 25, 2010 1:47 am |
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I got an Irish character who signs off mails using proverbs in Irish Gaelic, probably completely incomprehensible to the lad unless they Google it every time.
As the bait progresses and the character's hot temper gets more and more fired up by the lad's apparent incompetence, the proverbs imperceptibly change into quite nasty insults and curses.
Can definitely have some fun with the sign offs |
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I went to the Mr Biggs' drive-in... And all I got was this lousy Easter Egg with fries!
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ariyahokamoto
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Nov 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Ros Rangeles
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Tue May 25, 2010 1:57 am |
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HA... I like it. In the other character I have going I am using really bad Engrish and claiming to be Japanese. So I use an online translator and then romainize the Japanese and basically tell him to "Go F*** Himself" |
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