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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Click

edited to add:
Unsuspected dangers of using Vaseline

Amazing what the beeb has to offer by way of information, isn´t it

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When I read this earlier, I knew it would surface here in GC, Smile

This bit made me laugh...

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"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.


And no, getting your lad to inject vaseline into his Johnson is not OK.

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I read up until:

"Men injecting Vaseline into their penis"

That was enough to never make Vaseline the same.

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why would you inject anything that obviously doesn't belong there into your Johnson and risk it falling off?

@Roy: How about other oils? And what if he doesn't call it 'Johnson'?

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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He apparently injected himself with oil to give himself more confidence sexually.


Huh, most men would go for the far easier "ingesting copious amounts of alcohol" method Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
And no, getting your lad to inject vaseline into his Johnson* is not OK.


Confused So who would be an ITP?

I suppose I should ask this on Help, hints and tips, but could you advice me what to tell them? It's not only once or twice I've met a lad who has expressed me his worries as for the size. They have sent me also pictures I can't post here but I've sometimes told them I needed to use the zoom in function to view the tiny thing and still wasn't sure if it was meant to be a joke or not.

*PS: Hmm, I just saw the name today... Oh yes, it was here.

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
And no, getting your lad to inject vaseline into his Johnson is not OK.

I hereby offer a one-year premium membership for the first one to post pictures of it.
This is so worth incurring a mod's wrath. Very Happy


@NORA, there's only one correct answer ever:
"Wow, I didn't know they can get that huge!"

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