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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:24 pm

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To remind you, this transaction is not a child's play nor a little amount involved. We are talking about (TEN MILLION UNITES STATE DOLLARS),and so i will not like anybody to spoil it for me because it had taken me years to arrive at the stage of looking for a foreigner to assist me.

Red: Where is UNITES STATE? Bet their currency is worth less than Monopoly money Wink

Blue: I'll bet, maybe it's because you can't spell UNITED STATES you loony!

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:29 pm

tell him he mispelt it, its actually "unitsded"

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:43 pm

Youre wrong. Its Unintended. No pun intended.
Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:08 pm

wowwow wrote:

Where is UNITES STATE? Bet their currency is worth less than Monopoly money Wink

Yes, probably worth less than Monopoly money but slightly more worth than Zimbabwean dollaz.

Try to get some UNITES STATE notes anyway. When I travel, I always carry home some notes with many zeros. They look so cute. Some day I must send a few to my lads too. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

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probably worth less than Monopoly money but slightly more worth than Zimbabwean dollaz

Which is really worth less than Monopoly money Razz

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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:15 pm

I can't be arsed to look into past baits but due to another baiters suggestion I used something like a "europound" or "eurodollar"

Anybody want to post the link? As I said, I can't be arsed to search it out.
(It is Saturday and after eleven pm.)

Edited to correct the day. Embarassed

Edit: Well, I thought it was Friday. Where does the time go?...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:19 pm

Sorry, Fowan, but it's actually Sunday and 7.15 am. Laughing

I'm sorry I can't help with the question about your currency. Confused

Fowan Nyne wrote:

Where does the time go?...

ETA: We steal your time and then sell products that help you to organize your busy life.

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:31 pm

Can't be time for breakfast already. Shocked

I've still got a beer in my hand and it's only been dark for less than two hours!

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:36 pm

Stop drinking NOW, Fowan. Mods may find you and lock this thread. It is actually 7.30 am already and you must be the last one to realize it. Laughing

Did someone somehow bait me to be a clock for Fowan? Confused

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:49 pm

Bottom right of my desktop says 23:47. No, 23:48 and I believe that the technology is right!
Now says 23:49. Can't win

What time do you make it NORA?

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:57 pm

It's 4:55 P.M. here and I'm taking my lunch break. Off at 8 P.M. Thus, it is still May 22nd and I have 2 hours until dinner.[/list]

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:01 pm

I'm heading for Koko's territory to start the weekend before the MOD's click!

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:03 pm

1:02 AM here.
Also, your time is weird. You just say 4 PM insted of 16:00 Confused

It always bugged me Shocked

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:04 pm

^^^ Clock's wrong Mortal. You're an hour ahead!

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:12 pm

Found it!

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=175052&highlight=eurodollar

Thanks for the help guys. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:15 pm

Fowan, I can sell you an efficient time management system. PM me and I tell you the details how to transfer the payment safely and smoothly through Western Union. Very Happy

Oh, I just remembered we have no Western Union in my country. Confused

I always have this same problem with mys lads. Mad

But trust me, Fowan, it's 8.15 now. If you want to reward me somehow for being your personal time teller, give me that blue egg of yours, please. You don't need it anyway, do you? I promise to inform you on the time every now and then and you can always ask it from me, of course.

ETA:

Fowan Nyne wrote:

Thanks for the help guys.

Don't mention that. But the egg would be a nice surprise.

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 12:56 am

OK. I've sent it via safe (eggs are delicate remember!) courier but they want an insurance fee.
The egg is worth 10,000 Naira but the insurance is only 1000 Naira.
Payable via Western Union and it goes direct to the insurance company at 100% no risk to yourself!
How often are you able to send eggs risky free? Other than IVF but that's another story!

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 6:13 am

Fowan, there is no Western Union in my country. What can we do now? Confused

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 8:16 am

Talk about a Hijack of this post Wink

From currency to eggs. Are there some countries where eggs are still legal tender? They used to be in the U.K in the middle ages I think.
How many eggs do I get for a chicken Smile

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 9:29 am

Fowan Nyne wrote:

Can't be time for breakfast already. Shocked

I've still got a beer in my hand and it's only been dark for less than two hours!

That's my philosophy! Sometimes I just wait for sunrise and say, 'oh, OK.' Wink

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 11:14 am

wowwow wrote:

How many eggs do I get for a chicken Smile

As many as you can get out of the chicken. There's actually a fairly simple mathematical formula your lad could use to work this out.
So let's see...
Number of eggs = the weight of the chicken, multiplied by the square root of the number of feathers it has, divided by the number of eggs it's already laid in its lifetime so far, plus the cost of the chicken in Aetheria Credits (rounded up to the nearest decimal place). Add that to the amount of kinetic energy given off by a goat's fart, multiply the result by the weight of the planet Earth (if it was moved into an area with a gravitational rating of 1G - approximate amount will do), and then subtract the amount of hydrogen fuel currently remaining in the sun (due to the difficulty of obtaining such a reading, approximate amount will do here too). Divide the result of that by the exact number of feather dusters which could be created by plucking all the feathers off 1000 identical chickens. Then divide the answer again by the atomic weight of ginger, plus Mauve plus Orange, minus Green.

Or you could just take a wild guess. Usually works for me Wink

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:09 am

I just spent 4 hours trying to work that one out, then I read the end bit , bah Wink