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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat May 15, 2010 7:50 am |
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Lads are mean vindictive and greedy, and deserve the bucketfuls of manure we pile on them, but sometimes what they say just cracks you up
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| i am still wetting to hear from you |
I've never been asked for bed wetting advice by a Lad before 
A beautiful example of Lad phonetic spelling.
A simple dollar chop and follow up by Mr G0mer always creats some fun replies.
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OK YOU SAID THAT I DAY SPOEL YOU JOB SO YOU WANT KILL ME BUT I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT GOD PASS YOUR JUJU AND SINCE I DONT CALLECT ANY MONEY IS YOU THAT COLLECT THE MONEY SO IT NOT ME AND I AM WORKING ON MY OWN SO WORK YOUR OWN OK.
DO NOT CONTACT ME SINCE YOU DONT RESPECT YOUR SELF AND YOU PRETENT TO TREAT ME BUT GOD WILL TREATING YOU AND AS YOU WANT TO KILL ME GOD WILL CARCH YOU ON FASE TO FASE AS YOUR CHALANGING GOD? |
I hope God has his phasers set to stun or I'm in deep trouble. 
This one is a peach
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Hello Chairman,
I want to tell you something... I work for a respectable men in my country (a dangerous gangster with connections in more countries, if you understand me) . If I want I can find you anywhere. I've heard enough threats from your boys. I'm not a stupid person as you think...
Get your boys away from my business and don't bother me with mails anymore or if you and your guys want a partnership with me, tell me, but don't threaten me anymore.
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Respectable men are dangerous gangsters ? 
He indicates he's heard of the dreaded G0merBoyz
Though I prefer to deal with idiot Lads, a Lad who uses paragraphs, punctuation and can write like a Westerner makes me think we need to get to know each other better.  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun May 16, 2010 5:52 pm |
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GomerPyle wrote:
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Get your boys away from my business and don't bother me with mails anymore or if you and your guys want a partnership with me, tell me, but don't threaten me anymore.
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You really are the Master of Mayhem, GP. |
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 F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Taj Mahal
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2010
Posts: 279
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Sun May 16, 2010 7:20 pm |
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our boy Manh0r offered to murder the "write cheeking guy" on the gomerboyz website. He really hates those cheeking guys. |
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what did you meain by poor grammer? mind the way you insult me i will not taking it lightly with you any more ........ Manh0r G0mer |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun May 16, 2010 9:10 pm |
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I tried your modality of an "educated" lad or senior oga, taking the opportunity to release my inner Gomer.
Me:
I got this back from [email protected] :
^ healthy dose of WTF about this one. Ass banana? Seriously!
and from [email protected] - reply-to [email protected]
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nice to see someone's already got the blame and will likely get an ear-bashing at worst, a good hiding at best.
finall, from [email protected] -
- Some good old fashioned bombast and indignation. Lovely! |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon May 17, 2010 9:53 am |
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Some nice stuff there Nailgunner and I'll absorb some of them into my library of Mr Gomer curses, threats and insults.
Whenever a Lad takes the effort to reply you know you've had an effect, and it puts the seed of Mr Gomer in to their mind which can always be triggered by another baiter. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Mon May 17, 2010 1:00 pm |
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New scammer genus:
The Insulted (Insultus tohellicum):Lads who respond with sarcasm or true indignation to mass abuse baits. |
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Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon May 17, 2010 7:48 pm |
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Another Lad classic
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| YOU ARE TALKING BULLSHIRT |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon May 17, 2010 7:54 pm |
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Serious bussines here |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Mon May 17, 2010 8:09 pm |
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^^ Wow, I admire your Photoshop skills |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
    Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon May 17, 2010 9:05 pm |
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Admire my google skills instead |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon May 17, 2010 9:27 pm |
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While we're talking bull...
An acrimonious exchange between Cammy and someone from "Inspector General of fraud International Interpol Police Force Unity" on why Western Union was unuseable produced a demand to use Moneygram followed by (emphasis added):
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| AND AGAIN KNOW TRY TO KNOW HOW TO USE WORDS TO ME BECAUSE I AND YOU ARE NOT THE SAME MEAT OK. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon May 17, 2010 9:29 pm |
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it may be the product of only partial grasp of english but it conjures up some lovely images |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue May 18, 2010 2:42 pm |
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Not a phrase you hear every day
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| In God Mercy Infinity bring us from Kelvin |
Protect us from Ming the Merciless maybe, but Kelvin doesn't quite have the same terrifying fear factor. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Tue May 18, 2010 2:57 pm |
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^^
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| but Kelvin doesn't quite have the same terrifying fear factor. |
Not so sure about your statement:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Thomson,_1st_Baron_Kelvin
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue May 18, 2010 3:19 pm |
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