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Poll :: Choose your age category/other option

-15 years
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
16-19 years
6%
 6%  [ 7 ]
20-24 years
11%
 11%  [ 13 ]
25-35 years
21%
 21%  [ 24 ]
36-44 years
19%
 19%  [ 22 ]
45-54 years
21%
 21%  [ 24 ]
55-64 years
7%
 7%  [ 8 ]
65-74 years
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
75-84 years
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
85-94 years
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
95-104 years
1%
 1%  [ 2 ]
There is no age category for me (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
I prefer not to tell my age (=I'm terribly old)
1%
 1%  [ 2 ]
I hate polls like this (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
My grandchildren are older than Koko (=I'm terribly old)
1%
 1%  [ 2 ]
I don't remember my age (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Age doesn't matter! (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
I reported this thread (=I'm terribly old)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 114


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I ticked the 94-105 category.

not that I am, but lying about my details comes naturally to me after baiting for years Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I ticked "i prefer not to tell my age" cause it would be useless. My age doesn't show on my heavenly body and i'm young at heart. Make that juvenile. But the loss of hair on my skull makes me older then i am.
Strange though that when the years go by, the hairline drops down. I think i grow a beard to have at least some hair on my head.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a 12 year old boy trapped inside the body of a 49 year old man.

I'll be 50 this year. Difficult age. Too old to be a gigolo, too young to be a dirty old man. What to do? Confused Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ windypops, start learning the 'embarrassing dad dance' Laughing whilst you're deciding re the gigolo/dirty old man dilemma, that's what I advised my hubby to do when he turned 50 a few weeks ago Wink

I'm 42 and our daughter is 5 (yeah, I was a career girl first). You know how some people are just born old, well I'm happy to say that I wasn't and I'm aiming for reaching 100, just so that I can get the birthday telegram from whichever Royal is King/Queen then Very Happy

I think it's great that there's a good mix of ages on the forum.

And I'm really glad that we have an elf too, especially one that is old enough to have known the elves from my favourite childhood story - The Elves and The Shoemaker Laughing

Corona, was that enough spitting? Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You forgot "ancient artifact" for Gold Hat.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd love to know who baited SSA into providing that security picture.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Asena wrote:
@ windypops, start learning the 'embarrassing dad dance'


Erm..... I'm ahead of the game on that score. embarrassing dad dance Wink

@ Anyone under 20 on this forum. Get a haircut.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Inspector Gadget wrote:
I'd love to know who baited SSA into providing that security picture.


I'll never say. Laughing

No seriously, that's how I pose for fish photos. I'll start a separate thread called "SSA's fish photos". Maybe when I get back from my 4 day trip.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm old enough to know life is not as long as I used to think, young enough to hope that I am not yet half way, realistic enough to know I more than likely am.


My real age happens to be a perfect age for baiting love lads so I normally tell my pets the truth about my age Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
... What to do?


Hey, that's an easy one to answer. Whatever you want! Pretend! Cool You should know how to do that, with being in here and all Laughing

windypops wrote:
... Anyone under 20 on this forum. Get a haircut.
Good thing I don't qualify there (as long as meant under 20 years physical age) Wink , with my hair reaching down to the middle of my back. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
I'm a 12 year old boy trapped inside the body of a 49 year old man.

I'll be 50 this year. Difficult age. Too old to be a gigolo, too young to be a dirty old man. What to do? Confused Wink


Fifty, oh really? Guess what your doctor wants to do to you!! :yikes:

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SSA - - In the picture, which one is you?

Bruin

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm 27--which is youngish here, but way old in my college classes.
At least I can buy the girls beer...

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Will I have as many boyfriends after this thread? Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
You'll probably have more!

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

justjay wrote:
with my hair reaching down to the middle of my back. Laughing


So does mine. Unfortunately, it starts at the bottom of my neck. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
I'll be 50 this year. Difficult age. Too old to be a gigolo, too young to be a dirty old man. What to do? Confused Wink


Have you thought about having a "mid life crisis"? I hear they are pretty popular... I have one at least once a week.

Or you could go to college like scissorkick, because you can not only buy the girls beer, you can also buy houses. Wink

Corona, the ageless sweetheart of Eater wrote:
Will I have as many boyfriends after this thread?

Of course you will. You are ageless, just like Marilyn Monroe! (Plus you are younger than many of us.) Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@windypops, great windmill gone heywire impression with that dancing Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm 17 Smile Yayy, I'll soon have the privilege to sing ''I'm 18 and I like It!'' Very Happy

This is my picture (Just messing with the camera Smile )

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

is that... a bottle of lotion on your nightstand? Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's a bottle of Irish Spring and, next to It, a bottle of Axe shampoo Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ funny pic! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, beerskeleton! You better not be drinking beer at 17! And clean up that messy room! What the hell is wrong with you? This is not a barn! Mad

I'm old enough to have heard all that crap ^^ already, and able to repeat it for over a decade, myself.
I'm old enough to call most of you here young whippersnappers.
I'm older than Corona, maybe...
I'm old enough to have forgotten whether I had a mid-life crisis or not, which is a bonus.
I received my only birthday card at 50 from AARP already. Thank you family for forgetting me on that most unspecial half-a-century day. I did not want to be reminded.
I'm old enough not to have inhibitions about wearing this pink dress avatar and talking like a girlie. Very Happy

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