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Poll :: Choose your age category/other option

-15 years
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
16-19 years
6%
 6%  [ 7 ]
20-24 years
11%
 11%  [ 13 ]
25-35 years
21%
 21%  [ 24 ]
36-44 years
19%
 19%  [ 22 ]
45-54 years
21%
 21%  [ 24 ]
55-64 years
7%
 7%  [ 8 ]
65-74 years
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
75-84 years
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
85-94 years
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
95-104 years
1%
 1%  [ 2 ]
There is no age category for me (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
I prefer not to tell my age (=I'm terribly old)
1%
 1%  [ 2 ]
I hate polls like this (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
My grandchildren are older than Koko (=I'm terribly old)
1%
 1%  [ 2 ]
I don't remember my age (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Age doesn't matter! (=I'm terribly old)
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
I reported this thread (=I'm terribly old)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 114


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lakeside77
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Me? Let's just say that I can remember when the Dodgers were in Brooklyn.

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

justjay wrote:
Whatever you want! Pretend!


Ok I'll give it a try. Windy, listen up. You're a 6'4" handsome rogue, a muscley, bronzed love god and women find you fascinating and irresistible. You devil. Very Happy

< looks in mirror >... oh poo. Sad Laughing

Tuco wrote:

Fifty, oh really? Guess what your doctor wants to do to you!! :yikes:


They've done it already. Shocked

ParaNoid wrote:


Have you thought about having a "mid life crisis"? I hear they are pretty popular... I have one at least once a week.


Crises seem like an awful lot of work to me. I rearrange my sock draw when it all gets a bit too much. You get a real sense of achievement pairing up those pesky odd ones. Wink

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Or you could go to college like scissorkick, because you can not only buy the girls beer, you can also buy houses. Wink


Back to college? I'm having to forget what I know already to make room for new stuff. I'd come out an even bigger idiot than I went in. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I recently celebrated my 39th birthday (for the Nth time this year if I recall correctly) Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

17. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can remember when the last bugler boy from our American Civil War was still living.

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
...
< looks in mirror >...
Shocked Obviously you forgot something Wink

P R E T E N D. (That includes the mirror!) Laughing

My 3 year old has a small board she uses for her 'special mirror' to see her 'real' wings, because they are 'special' and don't show up in shiny mirrors. Cool
She get's really angry if talk about throwing that particular board away Embarassed

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Beerskeleton
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slaphappy wrote:

Quote:
Hey, beerskeleton! You better not be drinking beer at 17! And clean up that messy room! What the hell is wrong with you? This is not a barn! Mad


Why not? Smile I drink for the taste, not for the effect. And, by the way, the room on the pic is only a hotel room Smile My real room is a lot more messy.
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Badgerbait
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Drinks for the taste and not the effect, yep he's a young 'un. I bet he shoots the cars in the parking lot of the hotel with that nerf gun on the bed as well...If you do be sure to put little flags with messages on them Laughing .

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Beerskeleton
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nerf battles in public simply are a lot of fun Smile But good idea, I'll write message on my ''bullets'' xD

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Cathartic Kate
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mark em দমদম

Wink Laughing

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ParaNoid
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

justjay wrote:
My 3 year old has a small board she uses for her 'special mirror' to see her 'real' wings, because they are 'special' and don't show up in shiny mirrors. Cool
She get's really angry if talk about throwing that particular board away Embarassed


justjay, she is setting you up for the "pretend bf" or the "pretend ring" situations so you don't cry that she has grown up. It is in the manual daughters get when born that we don't have any idea about as dads. Confused

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Cathartic Kate
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I still have my board.

Yeps, wings big and white...

and a smiley prince on a white horse...

maybe named Robbie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73KIIOBCfK0

Cool

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SlapHappy
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ beerskeleton - I'm glad you aren't my mentee, as I wouldn't want to go through all that stuuf with you that I did with my son. He has a messy room, too and liked to wear masks. Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have the perfect solution to a 17year old's messy room.







Close the door and walk away

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Beerskeleton wrote:
taste


Yep, I have those vodka shots for taste. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Reaper

God, those are good.

I am 32, content being a bachelor and work keeps me busy - along with lads and long walks on the beach.

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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Klaasvaak wrote:
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Real age 36, mental age anywhere between 6 and 56, physical age ..um.. 46 ish if I pull my tummy in. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

36ish for now.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yippee I can still post. Missed this 1st time round in General Chat.
A 57 yr. old male that can pass for 20 yrs. younger (37)
If you doubt send me a PM and I will direct you to my RL Facebook site with profile pic taken 3 yrs ago when I was 54.

Though it is amazing I have any computer skills what - so- ever.
(I dye my hair sometimes, I must confess to that) There's more.
I retired 5 years ago and have lots of spare time to devote to baiting pursuits. Also a professional musician on weekends. (means I get paid.)

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slappy: I've drank Schnapps since I was 6 years old and grew up singing "Helan går" while eating cray fish every Midsummer. (Even while in America Twisted Evil Laughing ).

Brainiac: You must be the fountain of youth. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here I am, just a wee little college kid.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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If you doubt send me a PM and I will direct you to my RL Facebook site with profile pic


The last person to do that is lost at sea. Laughing

Btw, PM coming! Very Happy

Edit for grammer!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dutch wrote:
I recently celebrated my 39th birthday (for the Nth time this year if I recall correctly) Very Happy


So your Jack Benny?? Very Happy

I will be 44 later on, but people still mistake me for being in my 30's

And I still act like I'm in my 20's

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