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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:29 am |
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I really cannot believe that this lad is going to make any money at all out of this message. It almost makes me want to give him lessons in how to take money off people. He makes all my previous dumb lads look like Nobel literature prize-winners. Anyway, I have replied, as I really want my 5 carshe pans (whatever the hell they are).
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How are you
Lady Helen ***** my name is Mr M@rt1ns F0su that chicef pilot of Ghana kotoka airport
Lady Helen ***** we see 8 consignment box in the airport and 5 are carshe pans 3 are golds.with your name riting on them Lady H3l3n *** we are contacting you just for you to clam your consignment boxes. i want you to get back to me fast so you can have your consignment boxes
i will help you to see that your consignment boxes will be send to you in a good alder
Lady Helen ***** just get back to me for your consignment boxes only if you neet them.
my ID CARD is in the attachment you see and reply me back so we can end this mater
thank you
best Regad
Mr M@rt1ns F0su
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SlapHappy
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:55 am |
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He must have taken some English writing lessons from "Walid." |
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linkster2o
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Posts: 193
Location: Buried under Books
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:40 am |
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Walid is truly a master of linguistics! This lad rivals him though... |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:48 am |
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that chicef pilot of Ghana kotoka airport |
I would love to listen in on his radio calls to the control tower |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:17 am |
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Did he call you "mater?" |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:29 am |
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I think he called me mater, but I am not sure - even squinting sideways, this is not totally clear to me. Has anyone got any idea what these carshe pans are?
And yes, Sunshine - remind me never to fly into Kotoka airport - the ATC transcripts must be most entertaining. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
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Wole A x 4!! :
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
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Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:04 am |
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If it's windy in Ghana and the windows are open at Kotoka airport, Lady Helen might be watching notes from 5 of your consignment boxes flying around, thomas-the-tank
pans - shallow open containers without lids
carshe - cash said/written in a posh english accent
That's my guess anyway |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:25 am |
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'carshe' is possibly, maybe a "Cache"??? other than that there's some sig material there. Wow, my jaw is still on the floor. That is.......uh........
(speechless) |
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Technomancer
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Joined: 08 Dec 2009
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:43 pm |
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Should write back in really broken English and congratulate him on how good his writing is. Act like he's the reincarnation of Shakespeare.
Hopefully he'll be encouraged to use the same mangled script on real victims |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:32 pm |
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we see 8 consignment box in the airport and 5 are carshe pans 3 are golds |
The first thing I thought he meant was 'incontinence pants' then 'cartier pens' .. I don't know. At least he can count unlike some lads (well he can add 5 + 3 = 8 )
Congrats you have found a prize specimen of
The Undecipherable (Whatthii tohellicum)
Apparently he is also a
.. *boing* chicef and chongf airlines boarding at gate 9 and we'll be flying high-high-highhhhheeee *boing* |
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Esq
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Joined: 22 Apr 2008
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:37 pm |
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Must be amatuer hour at the cafe |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
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Posted:
Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:42 pm |
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He's back - with his ID card which he forgot to send twice:
And here's the money shot:
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Dear Lady Helen
you most have your consignment boxes but be for that there will be a paper that will cover the consignment boxes be for we can send it to you.
and that pater has to be proses here in accra ghana then after that i will send a copy of the pater to you and will hold one copy here then the consignment boxes can be send to you.
your copy of your paper is what you will us to go for the clam of your consignment boxes wen the consignment boxes have arived in your contry if you dont have that paper your consignment boxes can not get to you . and that paper will cost US$120.
i will help you to see that your consignment boxes will be send to you as soon possible only if you want it if i hop to get your reply soon as you can
best regards
M@rt1ns F0su |
Only $120 - a bargain at twice the price! Here's my reply to him:
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Dear chicef polot
Please send the pater to me as soon as posible so that I may receive the consignment boxes and let me know the contents pleas of the boxes.
With best regards
Helen |
Now we have mater and pater involved... |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat May 01, 2010 12:40 am |
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Here's one from way back - convincing, don't you think?
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my dear friend,
i am happy to email you this message.we have a charity organisation in africa that wants to reprofile sum amount of money,nine million us dollars ($9m usd)through a trusted person or reputable organisation.
if you can provide the oversea's account coordinates then quickly contact me for more details. |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
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Sat May 01, 2010 6:28 am |
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we see 8 consignment box in the airport and 5 are carshe pans 3 are golds |
We see eight consignment boxes at the airport and five are [full of] cash and three are [full of] gold.
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sat May 01, 2010 11:14 pm |
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Branwen, I'm sure you're right about your guess. How stupid of me not to recognize what carshe pans are.
Anyway, we have a confused lad here. He seems determined to get his money, but hasn't told me where or how to send it (he's SOOL if he wants WU, because there is no WU in Japan any more - honest - Suruga Bank have dropped their connection) - it will have to be a box full of dollar bills. But also he keeps telling me "if you don't want it, then don't bother". I'm not going to try to confuse his little brain with subtleties – this has got to be very straightforward for now. Soon I may get passed up the chain, but for now we have the original lad who's a lad because he can't make a living any other way (and he's going to make a piss-poor living as a lad unless his style improves radically).
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Dear Lady Helen.
So sorry for the let reply is just that i travel to Uk now i am contacting you from London [headers still say Ghana] but i will be back to accra ghana on monday.
Lady Helen yes you most get your consignment boxes only if you want it but like i told you be for is that
to proses the paper will cost US$120 from your fund and if you dont have the paper you cant get your consignment boxes the consignment boxes are 8 5 consignment boxes are US Dollar each of the 5 consignment boxes is rioted 21 million US$ and 3 consignment boxes are golds that is all i know i can tell for now. Lady Helen i am only doing my job i dont need your money if you want to get your consignment just send the US$120 to me i will help you to go for the prosesing of the paper i am only helping you but if you think you dont need it then tell me hop to get your reply
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_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Sun May 02, 2010 6:39 am |
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<--- Yes I don't belive I couldn't get that one either. 'cash' .. of course.
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.with your name riting on them |
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each of the 5 consignment boxes is rioted 21 million |
*chortle*
First 'riting' now 'rioted'. It's 'written' man .. jeez. |
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Rick Shaw
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Jan 2010
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Sun May 02, 2010 6:47 am |
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Nice ID, what happened to his head? looks a bit squashed, is he a conehead in disguise. |
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Spork
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Mar 2009
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Sun May 02, 2010 11:45 am |
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This lad is just off the charts. (tehe)
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consignment boxes are 8 5 consignment |
The boxes have multiply like a virus from 8 to 85!!!
What a deal for $120.00 that he does NOT need.
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i am only doing my job i dont need your money |
Since he gave no address, I assume that he does not even want your money....
So is the $120 for pater or paper. Now I am confused on this... |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Posted:
Wed May 05, 2010 9:52 am |
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We're back:
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Sorry for my let replying as you know i am a pilot i flay to USA and two days ago was weekend here in Ghana but now i am back in Ghana
Lady Helen this your consignment boxes is keeping long here we don't like soc-he consignment boxes or property to keep long here because of security risings if you don't do something about this your consignment boxes from now to a week time if something ha-pone to it pleas don't contact me i hop you get me well. now this is the information i need from you to get your paper from the police.
Your ID card Mobile phone number gender home and office address
Now us this information below and send US$120 to Western union
......................@r1nz3
......................Ndubu0kwu
best regards
Pilot M@rt1ns F0su |
Hmm... He needs "Lady Helen's" gender? Someone needs to tell this lad about the birds and the bees.
And what ID card should I send? I may send him my supermarket points reward card (unnamed).
I hope he doesn't flay away too often. The security risings might make things too complicated.
Too bad there's no WU in Japan - I'll have to think of another way of sending him his money. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Wed May 05, 2010 1:06 pm |
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As English is the International aviation language and pilots need to pass at least GSCE A-C grade jsut to start traning, this guy has no chance of getting off the ground in the cockpit. He would be better strapping a few kilos of high explosives to his butt (actually, ignore that, there are enough dumb ass terrorists as it is) |
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OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
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