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paythecourier
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2009
Posts: 103
Location: Bottom of a whisky bottle
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Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:47 pm |
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I have never Dolla chopped before so with a morning off I created a Mr Gomer email address and got to work. I was amazed at all the emotions the poor lad went through, from excitement, happiness, frustration, confusion, sadness, pain and of course disappointment, to mention just a few. I'll post below some of his replies that made me laugh. I didn't burn the guy, he's still wondering how he lost out on a total of $400. I highly recommend dolla chopping if you have a couple of hours to kill. If anyone wants to carry on with this guy then pm me and I,ll forward his details.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO IS MR. GOMER,I SENT YOU AN EMAIL YESTERDAY WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION THAT YOU ARE TO USE IN MAKING THE PAYMENT. |
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YOU CAN NOW SEE THAT THE MISTAKE IS FROM YOUR SIDE,BECAUSE I NEVER FOR ONCE USE THIS EMAIL: [email protected] TO CONTACT YOU,MR. GOMER IS AN IMPOSTER I DON'T KNOW HIM AND HE DON'T WORK FOR THE DHL COURIER SERVICE,YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH ANYONE THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH AND I WANT YOU TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD NOW. |
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO RESPOND TO ANY MAIL FROM ANY BODY OR ORGANISATION,BECAUSE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO CLAIM YOUR MONEY AWAY FROM YOU AND I ALSO WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE PERSON DELAYING THE DELIVERY OF YOUR BANK DRAFT,YOU CAN REACH ME ON THE PHONE NUMBER THAT I USED TO CALL YOU . |
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ( either you and Mr Gomer are in partnership ) I HATE IT WHEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,I SENT YOU AN EMAIL YESTERDAY WITH THE INFORMATION THAT YOU ARE TO USE IN MAKING THE PAYMENT AND ALL YOU DID WAS TO SEND MONEY TO AN UNKNOWN PERSON,I WANT YOU TO GET BACK TO ME WITH THE TRANSFER DETAILS,SO THAT YOUR BANK DRAFT CAN BE DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR STEP. |
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I NEVER BELIEVED WHAT HE IS SAYING BECAUSE YOU NEVER SENT ME THE MTCN AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION THE MONEY YOU SENT TO MR. GOMER IS GONE,WE HAVE TO FINALISE ON HOW YOU WILL RECIEVE YOUR BANK DRAFT. |
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,CAM YOU CALL ME? |
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I DO CALL YOU ON PHONE,BUT YOU NEVER DID AND I ALSO KEEP SENDING YOU TEXT MESSAGE,BUT YOU NEVER DID.WHY?BECAUSE I KNOW THAT SOMEONE (MR. GOMER ) IS READING ALL OUR CONVERSATION THAT WAS WHY I SENT YOU THE TEXT MESSAGE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT MAIL TO ME THE MTCN NUMBER.
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All in all over 60 emails, half a dozen phone calls (from him) and a bellyful of laughs. |
_________________ Thunder will kill your family. You are a big fool......f**k you, f**k your family and f**k your mother. Rev Peter Harrison (He took it bad)
You are the bastard of a thousand bastards. Sir Michael Creamer
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:58 pm |
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Hi paythecourier, I wanted to make my post #419 something really memorable and cosmic. Soooo(drum roll please) what better way than to comment on the sacred name of Gomer. It's almost a religious experience just saying the holy name. GOMER.
Cool that you invented a mailbox, though the Gomerboyz have an existing but then, how could you receive mail from your pet? Be sure to refer them to the Gomerboyz web-site. Heck you may even want to check it out if you haven't seen it yet. Any Google search will be 1 or 2 results for "Gomerboyz gang." |
_________________ x19 (in a year) x18 (Tsunami tscammers in 4-days)
I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
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