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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fo'andles wrote:

If its the lift, there should be no worries, the materials used, resist fire, the shaft has four metal sides, except at each floor, doors are metal


Isn't that called an oven?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm home, alive and $300 shorter in the pocket. The bride advises me that I had a good time, and am one hell of a dancer.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How's your head doing?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dutch wrote:
if you die I'll kill ya.


You're such a moron, the oxy kind. Laughing

Pastor Frank: I'm glad you're doing well-ish.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wokabo wrote:
How's your head doing?


Better, the bride is making me some bacon.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^You need some darn bacon. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bacon cures all.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Badgerbait wrote:
Also telling them you are diabetic and need a refridgerator for insulin will get you a room witha a fridge often times (no offense given to those with that terrible disease, just a travel trick).


No offense taken by me Badgerbait even though I'm a type 2 diabetic and not reliant of insulin shots. I manage to keep mine under control with 2 Diabex tablets a day. Have worked with several people who were insulin dependent though.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no PF. New avatar? Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@dbest03 - I actually learned that trick from a friend who is insulin dependant but she while she uses a cooler, she prefers the refridgerator to stock her wine coolers...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mortal wrote:
Oh no PF. New avatar? Shocked


No worries, I change it for Anzac day (AUS) and Veterans day (US). It's the crest of my old unit. I'm back to my old tin foil self now.

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