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 Yet more proof that lads aren't very bright

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For fun, I asked a loan scammer to give me a loan for 42 cents.

the lad wrote:
SUMMARY LOAN TERMS

Loan Balance: $42,000.00
Loan Interest Rate: 5%
Loan Term: 20 years
Monthly Loan Payment: $277.18
Number of Payments: 240
Cumulative Payments: $66,523.78
Total Interest Paid: $24,523.78

Note: The monthly loan payment was calculated at 239 payments of
$277.18 plus a final payment of $277.76.

I wrote:
You gave me a loan for several thousand times what I asked for. $42000 is very different from $0.42.

the lad wrote:
You mean $42 or please explain well.

I wrote:
$0.42.

the lad wrote:
$0.42 you mean

I wrote:
Yes, $0.42.

the lad wrote:
i don't understand you please explain further please.

I wrote:
I would like a loan for $0.42. I don't know how else I can say it.

the lad wrote:
SUMMARY LOAN TERMS

Loan Balance: $420,000.00
Loan Interest Rate: 5.00%
Loan Term: 20 years
Monthly Loan Payment: $2,771.81
Number of Payments: 241
Cumulative Payments: $665,236.09
Total Interest Paid: $245,236.09


Note: The monthly loan payment was calculated at 240 payments of
$2,771.81 plus a final payment of $1.69.


*facepalm*

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In the immortal words of the great philosopher, Bugs Bunny: "What a maroon!" Rolling Eyes

Perhaps you should spell it out for him... "Zero dollars and forty-two cents".

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This brings a question...has anyone baited using slang/common terms for monetary instruments, i.e. "quid", sovereigns, shillings, bucks, greenbacks, pfennig, oddball stuff only locals would know.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If he ever gets it straight, maybe you could tell him that the reason you need a 42 cent loan is because you need to purchase a stamp to send your latest paycheck to the bank. You have zero dollars to your name, and no gas in your car to drive yourself to the bank to deposit the check. The only way to deposit it is through the mail and you need that 42 cent stamp! Wink

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