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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We've been baiting Dan for years, he's been on safaris, been in love with Redshoes, thrown out by his mum because of his strange new friends calling at all hours, and been a regular trophy machine.

When he finally stopped sending his woeful formats to every new character I introduced him to, (including David Beckham and Wayne Rooney) I decided to leave him alone.

He's not forgotten me though....


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Dan Danin0 to me
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Dad,

I really miss you don't you got time to message me anymore i miss you as much as ever forgotten i have'nt seen you,i feel u as a father,please are we sure we're going to get the champions league the big cross is always safe miss all of your straight from the heart.

All yours,
Dan

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So are you sure you are "going to get the champions league" or not? Wink Maybe Dan can help.

(Hmpf, nothing at all from him over here!)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan doesn't seem to know that Man United (who Roy works for, and Dan's future employer) were knocked out of the Champions League by Barcelona.

I suppose its down to me to break the bad news to him...

I have no idea about this big cross of which he speaks, maybe the TW4T boys had him make one....

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Weren't they knocked out by Bayern Munich? Wink

Oh yeah, I was just expecting them to get knocked out by Barca! Embarassed RC

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no! not Dan? He got beat up/kidnapped by Stanley all that time ago.

I remember him, still faithful to you after all these years. I wonder if he remembers the rest of us?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Be a good Daddy, Roy. Have mercy and drive a stake through his heart. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yippee!!! Dan is back!!!

For you newcomers, Dan is an incredibly stupid, incredibly lazy lad. We told him that we were sending him a prostitute and he couldn't even get off his lazy butt to make it to the hotel in town. He wanted picked up. So we picked him up. Well, technically it was a pissed off Stanley, who was convinced that Dan had hijacked his shipment of laptop computers, that picked him up, but he did get picked up. Scared the living crap out of Dan.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

that's just unbelievable Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its all true I tell you.
Roy's previous dealings with Dan
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=154249

Stanley v. Dan
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=146310

A lot of us v. Dan
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=149631

An older Roy v. Dan
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145920

Roy v. Dan not a safari, with an older link in it.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=143756

Paris Hilton v. Dan
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=144492

So you can see that he has been a busy lad over the years.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is Dan:

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I sent him Wayne Rooney's old Aston Martin:

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His stretch limo ended up wrecked in a ditch, too.

We even made him a famous international model and got him on a billboard in Hollywood:

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dan doing his best Jean Valjean mugshot.

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Dan's first attempt at painting his tongue. I didn't buy it.

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Dan apologizes for that pathetic attempt

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Dan finally gets the job done correctly.

Dan is a legend around these parts. Man, he really, really wanted that Aston Martin. Very Happy

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i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Am very sorry if anyway i have rude to you. Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember Roy, not only did his stretch limo end up in a ditch but it got turned into a chicken coop.

We once got Dan to travel to meet with another lad. The other lad compained that Dan smelled. When Stanley and his buddy picked up Dan, thinking that Dan had hijacked their shipment of computers, they were supposed to drive him around for awhile and leave him naked outside of town. After a short time they came to the conclusion that Dan was just too damn stupid to have taken their computers.

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If purchasing the Smurf is a necesity, please do that for our sake for we do not have money here to do any purchase. - Reverend Miracle

just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
Easter Egg 2013
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Am very sorry if anyway i have rude to you. Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What an inspiration! I am glad he has returned Roy.

I actually believe this:
Dan finally tells the truth when he wrote:
All yours,
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WOW!! I love this guy.

He's so cute, can we keep him? please dad, please
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Blimey, there's an old name... oh how exciting Roy, perhaps Dan will safari to South Africa to meet you for the World Cup?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think you guys realize just how lazy a lad Dan is. It took quite a bit to get him to travel, and I honestly don't think you'll be able to do so again. He would say that he was going to travel, but he always ended up getting mugged or come up with some other lame excuse. Dan will frustrate the living crap out of you. When we set him up with a prostitute he wanted to know what stuff she was going to bring him. Dan will drive you insane.

For awhile there I had Dan convinced that my psychotic Interpol agent was after him. I also had Stanley staking out his house. Stanley would tell me that Dan was out playing ball with the neighborhood children, and my Interpol agent would tell Dan that an agent had seen him out playing ball with some neighborhood kids, but had decided not to take the shot as it might spook the kids. Dan had to be scared to death. And when Stanley showed up and threw him in the car, well...., I imagine that Dan's shorts ended up quite stained.

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If purchasing the Smurf is a necesity, please do that for our sake for we do not have money here to do any purchase. - Reverend Miracle

just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
Easter Egg 2013
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Am very sorry if anyway i have rude to you. Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe it Jayhawk, I even made him a nice lanyard convincer for a Man-U trip, hey it was good enough for me to have safari'd for... but nope...

I was just dreaming...

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