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El Scorcho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2008
Posts: 286
Location: Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:02 pm |
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Gomer's once again convinced a new wannabe-member to help him test a new format. Kind of a spin-off from my other wacky format (which can be found here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=182807&start=0. Rahim says he's experienced, but he's happy enough to take replies to this new format:
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Dear Friend,
How are you? My name is Professor Bill Nye, and I’m a science guy here at Havard University. I hope all is well with your family, friends and pets. I hope this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We have no time to waste regarding the information I am about to tell you, it is an urgent and serious matter.
You may have seen on the news in recent weeks that a large volcano in South-West Iceland has erupted, causing mass panic and disruption to a large portion of Europe (Apart from Switzerland, where everything is still fairly neutral). Air travel has come to a standstill causing a number of negative knock-on effects of epic proportions, such as loss of earnings through lost days at work, and Miley Cyrus being unable to play her sell-out UK gigs.
I found you through the advice of a friend, and we need your help desperately. We here at Havard University have been given permission to fly through currently closed European airspace to take on a mission that would put a stop to the devastation the volcano is currently causing. The plan is to fly a purpose-built helicopter, specially made out of a material called Hersheys, over the volcano. A liquid will then be dropped into the volcano that will instantly solidify the lava, bringing an end to the current crisis. This liquid is called Fouronenine, and is only used in rare and desperate situations.
If you choose to be part of this mission, will personally fly you to Tórshavn in the Faroe Islands, where you will meet up with fellow volunteers. This is where the helicopter will leave from on a designated date. Upon your return from the mission, each member of the team will be rewarded with $1.5million and a vast sum of shares in a number of Icelandic banks as a reward. The mission is 100% safe, and no harm will come of you or the team.
Please, if you are interested, email me back immediately with the following information:
Full name:
Age:
Contact number:
Country:
Email address:
Please send all emails to my private box: [email protected]
Regards, and God bless. I hope you will help us.
Professor Bill Nye |
I've given him a follow-up script too which is just as crazy. So if anyone wants to help Bill Nye the science guy on his heroic mission to plug the volcano up, drop him a line at [email protected] |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:02 pm |
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J0hny 4. Sp33d PhD. from MIT is interested. very interested. |
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linkster2o
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Posts: 193
Location: Buried under Books
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:27 pm |
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Mr.Hereford, a cowboy and professional bull rider will be looking to help |
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Franklin
Franklin, Accra Ghana-Kpalime Togo
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El Pistolero
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 186
Location: Portland, OR 97210
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:02 pm |
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Let's not forget V1rginia Dentata. She needs the money to escape her abusive husband. |
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Me: am sorry man. what are u gonna do?
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:57 pm |
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i hope he accepts flambouyant homosexuals |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:35 am |
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I would LOVE to get involved in this, but I'm heavily involved in that other thread. And I'm gonna be vice president
Please keep me in mind for other such future things, though.
I love what you're doing El Scorcho!
doc |
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Iamhenk
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Feb 2010
Posts: 160
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:44 am |
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RS5
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Mar 2010
Posts: 122
Location: OZ
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:30 am |
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If this lad turns on half the entertainment value as El Scorchos other lad in the linked bait, you would be mad to miss it. GET IN NOW |
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El Scorcho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2008
Posts: 286
Location: Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:11 am |
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Thanks guys Hopefully we can get some piggys out of this one too. This one seems hell bent on sending a passport of his. I've tried to talk him out of it but hes made one anyway... luckily he sent me a draft copy and I've amended for him it to make it slightly less believable. Although it doesn't really matter considering I bombed the format for him, so its only you guys and gals on here who he's in contact with |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:48 pm |
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Hooray! Proccesor replied! And sent such a lovely ID. Really, this one is kinda good.
And his email. Let the hunt begin!
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Dear ,
Thank you for your reply, as I said the plan is totally safe and will only require you for a day at the most. The volcano is still as active as ever and Miley Cyrus is getting impatient. It is important that you let me know where you currently are, as we need to arrange a pick-up so that we can fly you to the Faroe Islands ready for final briefing and last minute preparations.
You will however need to pay a fee that will enable us to pick you up, which will be $3000. Usually this would be included in your reward money, however the United Nations have not supplied the required paperwork in time for them to provide this money due to many members being stranded in Tenerife and Magaluf, but they have promised to pay you the $1.5million along with any extra fees you may incur upon your return, such as the $3000. Meanwhile I am attaching copy of my passport identification to you for your perusal. Do send down your International Passport and two photograph copy for the preparation of your documentation.
If you still maintain an interest, email me back immediately and I shall provide you with information on how to pay the money. As soon as I receive this money, it will then be forwarded onto the United Nations who are arranging the mission. Either I or a representative will then contact you to arrange a local pick-up to fly you to the Faroe Islands ready for the mission.
Regards, and God bless.
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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El Scorcho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2008
Posts: 286
Location: Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:51 pm |
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BOOOO! Thats not the passport I amended for him, mine had Bill Nye Science Guy as the image
Edit: I too was quite surprised at how authentic(ish) it looked. Barring of course the olive green text and such. |
_________________ "Sir, is J0nny Sn1per your real name?" - P3t3r Edw9rd
"when am am in school dey use to call me intelegent engin map drower" - The Prof
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:03 pm |
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El Scorcho wrote: |
BOOOO! Thats not the passport I amended for him, mine had Bill Nye Science Guy as the image
Edit: I too was quite surprised at how authentic(ish) it looked. Barring of course the olive green text and such. |
Yeah, he used google to find the source.
Here is original
Funny thing - Just searched "american passport" clicked one random thumbmail and it's the same one |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:10 pm |
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Obviously a massage therapist could only be a plus for such a venture.
Thanks, El Scorcho! |
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linkster2o
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Posts: 193
Location: Buried under Books
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:03 pm |
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I love his response
Dear Milking Bull Ranch,
ect.
How should we get around the monetary request? |
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Franklin
Franklin, Accra Ghana-Kpalime Togo
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Haud Misericordia |
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Iamhenk
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Feb 2010
Posts: 160
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Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:28 am |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:40 am |
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I have no time for more simultaneous baits, but I am in. |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:49 am |
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i don't really have time either, but for this...I will MAKE time. too cool.
Notice he reversed names surname and prenom. So all responses should be addressed to: Nye Proffbill. I know I'm gonna
That 2nd passeport is not marked FAKE btw. (but I guess it's already out there in cyber-space from what I read.) |
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I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez) |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:00 am |
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the second is not fake imo ... and google found it when i just type american passport - one of the first results |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:30 pm |
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^I had an Icelandic baiting character at one point but alas, I deleted the account after being inexperienced with "he who mustn't be named in this forum" and the lads weren't really believing her. Maybe now, the lads will start using Icelandic characters! Too bad the lads will never make it to Iceland. (Seeing as there are absolutely 0 flights from Africa, even before Eyjafallajökull(ay-yah-fahd-la-yer-kood-l) blew it's top and melted glaciers. |
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