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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did I feel the earth rumble... again?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/19/world/main6411387.shtml?tag=stack

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Unbelievable. Rolling Eyes


Just a little word of warning folks - please let's not go on a political rampage with this thread. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For me, the earth always moves with those pesky promiscuous women.

It's the promiscuous goats I worry about Shocked

ETA don't get me started about eruptions occurring either...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They should push the hoover around afterwards then.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JumpinJayJay wrote:
For me, the earth always moves with those pesky promiscuous women.

It's the promiscuous goats I worry about Shocked

ETA don't get me started about eruptions occurring either...


or the promiscuous lad/goat combo

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There's areas in this city that should be an open chasm by that logic.

Brings new meaning to the "Did you feel the earth move ?"



Earthquakes, who's fault?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It might explain earthquakes In Iran, but then why is Bigg Market in Newcastle not reduced to rubble?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ that a very modest photo Roy.
Arms covered, no chest area on show, not a hint of a gluteus maximus or their supper reappearing Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
It might explain earthquakes In Iran, but then why is Bigg Market in Newcastle not reduced to rubble?


because they believe they are divine beings themselves(footy supporters only)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Roycropper
Personally , I don't think dancing and partying (and possibly overly-indulged with drinks) women are quite the same as "promiscuous women".
At least I hope not having spent (and admittedly mis-spent) many years of youth seeking the latter. Embarassed

Of course, I also know where many people think I'm gonna end up at some day. Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity


There is another way. Desensitise their todgers, send them onto a nudist beach and chastise them if they get an 3r3ction. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

devil_woman wrote:
send them onto a nudist beach and chastise them if they get an 3r3ction. Wink


I tried that, Mrs Cropper was there to chastise me. Mirror sunglasses and lying face down helps. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So what were they doing in Iceland?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The best thing that can be said is Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

CowboyBuck: Some idiot thought Twilight was worthy of being translated into Icelandic and thus the country is being punished with volcanic eruptions! (No offense to any Twilight fans of course)

So the random 4.9-5.0 earthquake in Utah was some person having an earth shattering orgasm? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh so thats the cause of all the tremors? I honestly thought it was just a bunch of fatties jumping up and down, causing all the quakes and also making the Earth tilt an extra degree.

Rolling Eyes Honestly this is what happens when religious thinking overrules LOGICAL thinking. Rolling Eyes


I however like the Tiny Toon Adventures explanation about how earthquakes are caused. GREMLINS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQG9R9HkNEA PT 1
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The man-thong is responsible for the current Volcano issues in Iceland. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jose
We will need some photographic proof to back up your statement...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
If you read the article in the above link, just scroll lower and run the video of the cheerleader.

Then you can understand the title. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
let's not go on a political rampage with this thread. Wink


Dang.

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^^^Yeah, I've had thoughts of hunting for my video. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused Confused Bite my tounge Razz . I wonder how many pron sites have servers in Iran...


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