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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:14 pm |
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I had a good laugh about this one so I thought I had to share. I just can't pass this one up.
Dear Friend,
I am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Dafur-Sudan.
On the 21st day of January 2010, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Dafur here in Sudan.After Immediate intervention, we captured three(3) of the Terrorists,twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.
In the process of torture they confessed being rebels and took us to a cave in that Area which served as their camp.Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.
I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.
I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Sudan.
I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business.
Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mis
Email: (Mabey later, he's all mine for now)
Kind Regards,
Dr Andrew Martins
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Lance Boyle
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 10 Apr 2010
Posts: 95
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:49 pm |
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That's gold, I would love the chance to buy a Nuke from this guy! |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:01 pm |
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OK There is a lawyer who will be lurking, waiting for the day you post his e-addy, he's more interested in the Colombian Marching Powder....
Did he mention how many kilos ? price ? |
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Breech Birth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 May 2009
Posts: 57
Location: Newark
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:12 am |
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Offer to buy the nukes. I don't suppose your name could be mistaken for Iranian-sounding, could it? (Not that this yutz'd likely know the difference) |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:46 am |
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and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. |
They counted all of that?! Wow! That's a sure sign of intelligent junior officers. I bet they were up all night doing lines.
Brilliant! If you want to share him, I'm always up for a nuke. A purple one, yes, it must be purple. And I love this part too:
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I am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Dafur-Sudan. |
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In the process of torture they confessed |
Now that's peacekeeping, yessiree. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:12 pm |
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Hmm, very familiar script...
http://www.scamorama.com/dane_james.html
... although in moving the locale to Sudan another $16 million got added. |
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Rick Shaw
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Jan 2010
Posts: 503
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:31 pm |
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I got the same mail yesterday, hadn't even got to reading it yet from my catcher account. Might need to give it some attention. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:31 pm |
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He's a Doctor, and he tortures people? Isn't that against the Hippocratic Oath? |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:55 pm |
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^^^ no because he vowed to be a hypocrite instead, something was lost in translation.- |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:10 pm |
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15%? I wouldn't even consider helping for less than 50%. |
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Steward, WTF?
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Posted:
Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:14 pm |
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That's one (1) funny letter.
Let us know how it goes. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:58 pm |
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Another 'Quentin Ladentino' for the genus collection. |
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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:15 pm |
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I'm a little worried about doing this one. I wanna set up a whole elaborate farce to buy the nuke, but I don't want a visit from mysterious "agents". I'd imagine if the government's doing it's job something like this should set off every red flag at the NSA. Of course something this illegal and sensitive will require extreme (rediculous) discretion. I'll be sure to post. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:58 pm |
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the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. |
Jeez, I'm trying to work out how long that would take. Do soldiers carry around automated counting machines? If not, 3 of them countng 2 x $100 bills per second solid counting (without rest/toilet breaks) it would take 2.7 days. Normal work hours would take 8 days. And as lads are quite lazy and never do more than 30 mins work per day answering e-mails would take 129 days.
My maths is crap so all measures are guestimates
"junior intelligent", don't you mean 'less intelligent', which would make them "complete and utter morons" to you the superior "utter moron" |
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Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Posted:
Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:49 pm |
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From: Dr Andrew Martins <[email protected]>
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Subject: VERY CONFIDENTIAL (GET BACK TO ME ASAP}
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Dear Friend,=0A=0AI am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Missis=
sippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace =E2=80=93keeping mis=
sion in Dafur-Sudan.=0A=0AOn the 21st day of January 2010, we were alerted =
on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far f=
rom Dafur here in Sudan.After Immediate intervention, we captured three(3) =
of the Terrorists,twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.=0A=
=0AIn the process of torture they confessed being rebels and took us to a c=
ave in that Area which served as their camp.Here we recovered several guns,=
bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains =
nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to =
my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of=
my junior intelligent officers counted them.=0AI however instructed them t=
o keep this in high secrecy.=0A=0AI am in keen need of a =E2=80=9CReliable =
and Trustworthy=E2=80=9D person like you who would receive, secure and prot=
ect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment e=
lapses in here in Sudan.=0A=0AI assure and promise to give you 15% of this =
fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percenta=
ge in this business.=0A=0APlease assure me of your keeping this top most se=
cret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mis=0A=0A=
=0A Email: [email protected]=0A=0AKind Regards,=0A=0ADr Andrew Martins
Get 'Im
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RS5
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Mar 2010
Posts: 122
Location: OZ
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Posted:
Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:47 am |
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Got this bloke Tuesday
Sent this
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Hello Dr Martins,
I think I may be able to help you out with your problem. I would be
quite pleased to know if you still have the cocaine |
Missed out!!!
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Dear Jeo,
Greetings to you and your family.Thanks for your reply,The drugs and guns where no longer with us as it was taken to the headqurters, |
Oh well got another one that found a heap of heroin and I'm not that fussy what I sell |
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Todd Bowman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 94
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:51 pm |
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Sent me something along the same lines. The "nuclear weapons" had been taken to headquarter. damn. guess he doesn't wanna go off script. I wonder if he knows what a nuke is? too bad. |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
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Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:27 am |
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I think the key phrase here is "junior intelligent officer" i think there is an oxymoron in there somewhere.
Lots of great opportunities to bait with that one. |
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